I have many splurges.

I'm out of control these days. Okay.

Um, but you know how for my birthday you bought me those Birkenstock sandals? Right, right.

And they had, like, the really nice, like, gold buckle. Yeah.

So you got me a pair in black. Mm-hmm.

And then when we were at the farmer's market the other day... Yeah.

I saw this girl and she had orange ones.

The same sandals. The same sandals.

Exact same sandals.

With a nice gold buckle. Uh-huh.

But with just orange instead.

Gotcha.

Uh-huh. And then I was like, oh, I never would have thought that I would like an orange sandal.

But it looked really nice. And then I looked it up on Nordstrom.com and they were on sale. Of course.

Of course they were on sale.

It's the end of summer and no one's buying sandals now. That's a good point right there, yeah. Well, now I have to buy it. Uh-huh.

I bought it, so now I have these sandals.

Um, the same sandal, but one in black and one in orange. And you're also forgetting to mention that you actually have an older pair. Yeah.

I also have two other Birkenstocks.

So when I come home sometimes, I will see like the black ones, the orange ones, and also the old ones. All exactly.

And then I have another pair in my closet. So you have like an obsession with these sandals. Yeah.

Do you have buyer's remorse after buying the orange ones?

Do you feel like... I kind of did when I was at the mall the other day.

Because I saw these other sandals. Uh-huh.

They're like Dr. Martens. Yeah.

And they're like brown.

And then I was like, oh, they're really cute. Uh-huh.

If only I didn't buy those orange sandals, I wouldn't feel guilty about getting these sandals. But then I like tried them on and they were too heavy. Yeah.

So hopefully I didn't buy them. So at the end of the day...

I can't take too many sandals for the end of summer now.

I need to start looking into boots or something for the fall. Exactly.

And at the end of winter season, I'm going to find two or three sets of the same boots but in different colors. I have a problem.

It's all good.

It's all good.