Would you like to add a tip?I don't know.

Does it taste good?No, sir.

I mean, do you want to pay a gratuity?For service?

And in compensation for the half-hour long order you just made?Do I have a choice?Always, sir.

Great!

Then no!Ah-ha!

We're getting a pizza!

And I saved us money!

This day's just got twice as good!Ugh, this is taking forever.Be patient, boys.

It's only been 60 minutes.

Let's take our minds off it.Good evening.

Our biggest story today is, of course, the sudden spike in random aggression in Elmore.

To illustrate the situation, here's a pie chart.

Turn it off!

Pie charts make me hungry!Why don't we all tell each other about our day and why we got upset in the first place?

I'll go first.

I was on my way to work when the car broke down.Well, the damage is only superficial, so it shouldn't cost more than a hundred dollars.A hundred dollars?!

Excuse me?!

Better make that two hundred.Whaaaaaaat?!

Five hundred?Whaaaaaaat?!

Seven fifty.Before I do what I'm about to do, I want you to know this is not your fault.

You're just doing your job.

But someone has to suffer for what happened, and unfortunately, you're the only one around.You're a worm!

You're a feeding, bottom-feeding, money-grabbing crook!

People like you are squeezing the very last cent out of hard-working families!

You're the reason ice caps are melting and baby polar bears are homeless!I think that's all there was.

Here.

Uh, would you like to add a tip?Sure.

A little extra twelve percent.You're a worthless maggot!

A pointless oaf!Anyway, I feel much better now.

Oh, sorry.

A little too much in the moment there.

Oh, where's the pizza?

So hungry, I'm beginning to digest myself.All right, fine.

Richard, how was your day?I don't want to talk about it!Richard, you obviously want the attention.

Fine!

If you all insist.

Come on!

Insist!

Just tell the story already!All right!

So, I was at the burger joint.

Five double cheeseburgers and three cookies and cream shakes.Sir, please!

You just ingested 12,000 calories an hour ago!

To burn that off, you would literally have to catch fire!

I can't in good conscience serve you another meal before you exercise!But I did exercise.

Sir, I saw you.

You just walked outside, stared at your watch for an hour, and walked straight back in.

Sir, stop that!

Sir, you need to leave!

You've had enough!I'll tell you when I've had enough!Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to pay for that!

I'm sorry, but it's company policy to ask.

Would you like to add a tip?

Okay.

Well, the customer is always right.

So, even though you were very clearly in the wrong, you were in the right.Where's the pizza?!What?

I'm so hungry, I'm starting to hallucinate.

I'm so hungry, I can't even hallucinate, right?

Well, since the pizza still hasn't arrived, I might as well tell you why we're in such a bad mood.

So, earlier on, we went to the video store...That's exactly what I'm saying, dude!

These days, the trailers show you the whole thing, apart from the end credit.Yeah!

What's the point of watching a movie if you already know what happens in it?

It's like going up to this guy and saying, oh, you know that movie with the wizard kid under the stairs?

Well, at the end, the bearded dude gets iced by the golf guy.

Or like that one with the asthmatic robot who turns out to be the laser samurai's dad.

Yeah, or at the end of The Planet of the Monkeys when we realize that it was Earth all along.

You maniacs!

Gosh darn you!Guys, please!

You're killing my business here!Dude, there's no one here.

You need to rethink your financial model.

No one rents DVDs anymore.Then what are you doing here?

Supporting my favorite store.Well, how about a tip?Oh, sure, thank you.

Hey, look, a 20.

Get out of here!

What kind of store bans its own customers?Worst day ever!