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  • I feel like you're about to get so famous.

  • You're going to be the internet's boyfriend.

  • But you were my fake boyfriend first, don't forget it.

  • Yeah, but...

  • Hi, British Vogue, I'm Nicola Cartland.

  • And I'm Luke Newton, and this is the Ultimate British Taste Test.

  • Afternoon Tea Edition.

  • I'm very excited.

  • Hungry.

  • This is the night you're always hungry.

  • It's a good way to start the day.

  • Do you like afternoon tea?

  • I do, a lot of scone.

  • I like timely sandwiches.

  • Thank you.

  • Thank you so much.

  • Cheers, my dear.

  • Cheers.

  • Sláinte.

  • Oh, that actually is.

  • I thought it was going to be a Bridgerton version.

  • No, it's real.

  • What do we have?

  • We have like...

  • Watered down ginger beer, it's not nice.

  • But then on set, I started a tradition called Champagne Friday.

  • On Fridays, we would have like a little glass of champagne in the trailer.

  • Yeah.

  • It was chic.

  • And I made us hoodies.

  • Yeah.

  • Made our own merch.

  • Yeah.

  • Good.

  • Perfect.

  • Okay.

  • Let's go.

  • Bring on the first dish.

  • Oh no, I'm scared.

  • Is it here?

  • I always have a problem with napkins because my legs are really short.

  • So they often just slide off.

  • We have sandwiches.

  • How many?

  • One.

  • Yeah, my napkin's falling off already.

  • You got it ready?

  • Maybe that's...

  • I can't really tell, I'm smelling it.

  • I don't know.

  • Lemon.

  • Salmon.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, that is different.

  • I think it's cucumber.

  • Oh yeah, maybe it is.

  • Although we might have chosen a different one.

  • No.

  • It's cucumber and cream cheese.

  • That is an elite combo.

  • That is.

  • It's very simple, but it's really good.

  • And last one.

  • I'm going to guess this is...

  • Oh, that's really lemony.

  • That's egg, but it's good egg.

  • I think number one was smoked salmon with dill.

  • So do I.

  • With a little...

  • What was the second one then?

  • Cucumber and cream cheese.

  • Third one was lemony egg.

  • Yes!

  • Have you had to do many eating scenes?

  • I haven't had that many in Bircherton.

  • I was going to say, we've never...

  • We didn't have dinner.

  • You have a little...

  • Oh God, where?

  • You get it?

  • Thank you.

  • They're going to love this.

  • Why did Karl never take Pen out for dinner?

  • That's rude.

  • I know.

  • There may be some...

  • Creamy cakes eaten.

  • That's not a euphemism, I promise.

  • Is it?

  • Is it though?

  • I had to eat cake in front of you and sort of lick the cream off my hand.

  • That's very awkward to do on camera, I have to say.

  • I think people love the show because it's like such an escape from the real world.

  • I think this story in particular, people will relate to.

  • There's also like the two kind of awkward ones.

  • And I think a lot of people will see themselves in Karl and Pen.

  • Go for it.

  • There we go.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, I can hear it.

  • Oh no, it's a scope.

  • Is it though?

  • Oh no, I don't think it is.

  • Well, mine's not.

  • Oh no, it's...

  • It's like a...

  • It's savoury.

  • I don't know, mine's going to be different to yours.

  • Mmm.

  • Mine's a sausage roll.

  • Is it?

  • I think mine's like a cheese and onion...

  • Ooh, yeah.

  • Pastry.

  • Yeah.

  • Did you know that my nickname on set amongst the drivers was Sausage Roll God?

  • In series two, I got a real hankering for like vegan sausage rolls one day.

  • And I decided to order them.

  • And I ordered like 40 or 60 or something insane.

  • And I didn't deliver it.

  • So I rang them.

  • I was like, hey, where are they?

  • And they're like, oh, we thought that was a joke.

  • I was like, but I paid for them.

  • Wait, what did you want 40 for?

  • To share.

  • Oh, right, of course.

  • Sharesies.

  • When I was a kid, we had like little bells in our house, but I used to love ringing them.

  • I think I just wanted to be a child from the past.

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • I actually don't know how you take your tea, even though I've known you for like five years.

  • Yeah, I think because...

  • I see you drink coffee.

  • I'm going to try and guess what you drink.

  • Okay.

  • Guessing builders.

  • Strong with like not, like a middle amount of milk.

  • No sugar.

  • No sugar.

  • Nailed it.

  • One thing that's very different in Ireland is you would never pour someone's milk for them.

  • Really?

  • Yeah.

  • You just wouldn't do it.

  • If we're going to choose.

  • Yeah.

  • Cheers.

  • Cheers.

  • Okay, now I think it will be dessert.

  • Okay.

  • Is this a scone?

  • Pre...

  • Pre-done.

  • Is it pre-cream or is it pre-jam?

  • How do you like to do it?

  • Do you jam first or then cream?

  • Cream first for me.

  • But I'm putting that in your hand.

  • Oh, shit.

  • Okay, I think texture-wise, that's cream.

  • Oh, there's a spoon, there's a spoon.

  • Is this jam?

  • I don't know, I don't know.

  • Oh my God, this is weighty.

  • Scone is...

  • I'm going in.

  • That's so good.

  • I'm going to try it.

  • Is it good?

  • It's so good, yeah.

  • I've got a good balance on that, considering.

  • This is delicious.

  • Yeah.

  • I would always have cream first.

  • I would do...

  • I would do jam first because it's stickier.

  • So it's like a bit of an adhesive.

  • And then I feel like the cream is like on top.

  • Not as much cream as this, that's way too much.

  • I think we're on the same page with this.

  • Scone.

  • Scone sounds like an incomplete word to me.

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • I'm like, scone is nice and rounded.

  • It's weird that people say it differently because it's not really a geographical thing.

  • Like people from everywhere say one or the other.

  • And it's kind of a choice.

  • It's like either, either.

  • I don't think I know anyone that says scone.

  • I do.

  • Most of my friends say scone and I get bullied.

  • I mean, you can say it how you want, but we're saying scone, so maybe listen to us.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh.

  • Is that the bottom?

  • Cake.

  • Yeah.

  • I'm just holding hands.

  • Are you OK?

  • I'm smelling.

  • It was a very sexual noise.

  • I was really making a lot of noise.

  • A sponge cake.

  • I don't really like cake.

  • Cake is what it is, you know.

  • I don't want to know what that is.

  • Whatever that was, it was bad.

  • When you can't see it, it feels like I bit an insect there.

  • Yeah.

  • Well, hopefully I didn't.

  • OK, slightly higher than you think.

  • Yeah, I think this is a petit four, it feels like.

  • I never know, what is the lump on it?

  • What are they called, French fancy?

  • I need a drink.

  • Oh, yeah, that is sweet, isn't it?

  • It feels like a candle.

  • Oh, my God, it's really high.

  • Yeah.

  • What's that?

  • I don't want that.

  • It's chocolate.

  • Mine is, um.

  • Like a fruit jelly.

  • Is that safe?

  • Oh, you got a little, you got, oh.

  • I picked horribly wrong.

  • Oh, my God, it was a strawberry.

  • Oh.

  • What happens on this season?

  • A lot.

  • And I keep saying it, but it's so romantic.

  • It really got me.

  • And we watched a pretty big scene the other day.

  • And it was just how it felt when we shot it, just how we imagined it.

  • And it's really beautiful.

  • What is it the lovely Jack Murphy says?

  • Poland.

  • He's our dance instructor that we've had since season one.

  • He said to us in season two, the fans are waiting for Poland.

  • It's also a great, like, ship name.

  • They've been so patient.

  • We can't wait for you to see it.

  • I hope we've done them proud.

  • Yeah.

  • Ready for the next course.

  • This is a lot of champagne for 9am.

  • I have no concept of what this could be.

  • No, nor do I.

  • Oh, macarons.

  • Oh.

  • It's weird, because macarons are made from almond, but they're not disgusting in the way that marzipan is.

  • Oh, it's raspberry.

  • I love the pistachio.

  • Dream date to afternoon tea?

  • You can say me if that's what you think.

  • If you say someone else, that's me.

  • No, it's obviously you.

  • Great.

  • I think we did really well on the taste test.

  • Yeah, I think we nailed it.

  • I think, like, this subject was good for us.

  • Anything marzipan-y can get out of my life.

  • Thanks for watching.

  • That was the ultimate British taste test.

  • Afternoon tea edition.

I feel like you're about to get so famous.

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