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  • Rach, hi.

  • Hi.

  • Did you tell your sister to ask me out?

  • Well, yeah.

  • Oh, wow.

  • I mean, wow.

  • I think she's cute, but I never would have thought of going out with her.

  • Never.

  • Really?

  • Yeah, but after you said it was okay, I figured, why not?

  • So not really, never?

  • I have to say, you are a much bigger person than I am.

  • I mean, after all we've been through, I just, you know, I wish I had a brother to reciprocate.

  • Hey, if you ever want to go out with Monica, you have my blessing.

  • And mine.

  • Hi.

  • Hi.

  • What are you doing here?

  • This is where Ross and I are meeting for our date.

  • So, what do you think?

  • I don't like it.

  • Really?

  • It's kind of slutty.

  • It's yours.

  • Yeah, well, I'm a slut.

  • Me too.

  • Hi, Jill.

  • Hey.

  • Hi.

  • Rachel.

  • Rachel.

  • You're not at home.

  • You're right here.

  • Yeah, I know.

  • And I bet you thought it would be weird.

  • But it's not.

  • Okay.

  • So, well, I'll have her home by midnight.

  • Okay.

  • Why aren't you home yet?

  • Is someone there?

  • Oh, yeah, it's me.

  • Sorry.

  • What are you doing here?

  • I'm just looking out your window.

  • At the view.

  • What are you guys doing?

  • We got some vapor rub in some places.

  • Oh, he brought her back to his apartment.

  • Who?

  • Is that your sister?

  • Oh, she is a slut.

  • God, Ross is on a date with your sister?

  • How weird is that?

  • Oh, my God, look, look.

  • He's taking off her clothes.

  • He's taking off her coat.

  • Oh, this is just terrible.

  • Oh, no, it's not.

  • It's not.

  • It was a first date.

  • I'm sure that nothing is going to...

  • Oh, he's going to get some...

  • Of the glare from the street light out of his apartment.

  • You know, so he's closed the drapes there so he can have a nice, pleasant conversation with your little sister.

  • Well, I'm off to bed.

  • Oh, Ross, hey, hi, how are you?

  • There you are.

  • Hey.

  • I'm gonna get a cup of coffee.

  • So how was your big date last night?

  • Uh, it was okay.

  • It was fun.

  • Yeah, it was fun?

  • Great.

  • So, uh, so did you guys hit it off?

  • I guess so.

  • So, uh, so did anything happen?

  • Because rumor has it you guys shut the drapes.

  • No, no, nothing happened.

  • I shut the drapes to show her slides of my favorite fossils.

  • Oh, slides.

  • So really nothing happened?

  • Something could have happened, all right?

  • She really dug my slides, and she was definitely giving me the vibe.

  • Was it the

  • Please don't show me another picture of a trilobite vibe.

  • Anyway, if she wasn't into me, why would she ask me out again?

  • She asked you out again?

  • Yeah, uh-huh.

  • Tomorrow night, Valentine's Day, the most romantic day of the year.

  • Who knows what could happen?

  • I might not be shutting my drapes to show her my slides, if you know what I mean.

  • Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I got it, I got it, I got it.

  • I can't, I can't, I can't.

  • I'm not going with the you and my sister thing, okay?

  • I can't, I can't, I can't.

  • It's just too weird, all right?

  • I imagine the two of you together,

  • I just freak out, it freaks me out.

  • I can't do it, I can't do it.

  • No, yes, it's okay.

  • It's okay.

  • Hey, it's too weird for you.

  • I won't see her again.

  • Thank you, I, yeah.

  • I mean, after tomorrow night.

  • No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please, please.

  • I can't, I can't do it again.

  • It's going to freak me out.

  • Okay, okay, okay, okay.

  • Hey, I'll, I'll tell her tonight,

  • I can't see her anymore.

  • Oh, thanks.

  • Do you want me to call her right now?

  • Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

  • I mean, come on, that's, that's crazy.

  • I mean, that's crazy.

  • So what's, what's going on with you?

  • What is going on with you?

  • Well, um, oh,

  • I may be teaching another class this semester.

  • Yeah, do it now, call her right now.

  • Hey.

  • Hey.

  • You'll never believe what just happened.

  • Ross just totally blew me off, and he didn't even tell me why.

  • Oh, well, you know what, the best thing to do to get over a guy is to start dating someone else.

  • Oh, oh, there is this great guy you will just love at work named Bob.

  • He's a real up-and-comer in human resources.

  • You know, thanks for trying to cheer me up, but I'm not going to date some random guy from your work.

  • Not random, Bob.

  • It's probably because I'm not mature enough or smart enough, or maybe he doesn't like the way I dress.

  • No, that can't be it.

  • It's really got to be the smart thing.

  • Uh, I'm so stupid.

  • I'm just this, like, incredibly pretty stupid girl.

  • No, honey.

  • Okay, okay, do you want to know why Ross canceled the date?

  • Because I asked him to.

  • You asked him to?

  • Mm-hmm.

  • Why?

  • Because you are my sister, and Ross and I have this huge history.

  • I don't understand.

  • You want to go out with Ross?

  • No.

  • You don't want him, but you don't want me to have him?

  • You know, Bob in human resources...

  • Oh, I cannot believe you did this to me.

  • You had me doubting how smart I was.

  • You had me doubting my fashion sense.

  • Oh, that was not that big a deal.

  • You just don't date Ross.

  • There's a million other guys out there.

  • Hey, you have no right to tell me what to do.

  • I'm not telling you what to do.

  • I am telling you what not to do.

  • Why are you always so jealous of me?

  • Oh, Jill, this is not about me being jealous of you.

  • This is about you being a brat, wanting what you can't have.

  • Can't have?

  • Excuse me.

  • The only thing I can't have is dairy.

  • All right, all right.

  • Well, you just blew your chances at dating Bob.

  • Who?

  • Human resources!

  • I am jealous of her?

  • I mean, who does she think she is?

  • Princess Caroline?

  • You're jealous of Princess Caroline?

  • Do I have my own castle?

Rach, hi.

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