Thank me.

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Thank me.

Thank me. Thank me.

First off, I appreciate the congrats about being right about the Cleveland Cavaliers.

I said they'd come back from being down 3-1, and now everyone's like,

Donald, you're so good at sports.

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Anyway, today I have a very big announcement.

A lot of people have been speculating about who I'm going to pick as my running mate.

Chris Christie, LeBron James, Chewbacca Mom.

All good choices.

But, no, the only person good enough to be my vice president is me.

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That's why, 14 years ago, I created a clone of myself.

He just graduated from the eighth grade, and he's here tonight.

He's just fantastic.

So allow me to introduce your next vice president,

Little Donald.

Thank you.

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Thank me. Thank me.

You know, it's just fantastic to be here.

It's just fantastic.

Isn't he beautiful? Isn't he terrific?

Isn't he?

Down, boy. Down, boy. Down.

Down, boy. Down, boy. Easy, boy.

Easy, boy. Easy, boy.

We make quite a team. Look at us.

We have the same voice. We have the same hair.

And we have the same size hands.

They're big.

They're big, beautiful hands, aren't they?

We also have the same brain.

We think exactly alike.

In fact, we even finish each other's...

-...walls.

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Together, the two of us will create jobs, we'll grow the economy, and most importantly, we will find Dory.

She could be anywhere by now.

She could be in South America.

She could be in Australia.

She could even be all the way in China.

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Hey, little Donald, I've got an idea.

Let's prank call Hillary.

Here, you pretend to be Bernie Sanders.

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Hello, Secretary Clinton.

This is Senator Bernie Sanders.

Is your refrigerator running?

Well, so am I.

And I'm never, ever dropping out.

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It's so good.

It's beautiful. It's fantastic.

Classic little Donald.

Now, let's call Bernie.

You pretend to be Hillary.

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Hello, Senator Sanders.

It's an honor to be talking to you over the telephone.

I was going to e-mail you, but before I hit send, I accidentally deleted it.

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Genius.

That's genius.

Where did you learn all these amazing impressions?

Trump University, which is terrific, by the way, just so you know.

It is terrific, by the way, just so you know.

Fantastic.

See, America, we're the perfect team to defeat Hillary Clinton, who, by the way, still can't knock off Bernie Sanders.

Sad.

So, this November, vote for Donald and little Donald.

Together, we will make America great again.

It's going to be huge.

Do the music.

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