Have you ever seen a squirrel snowboard?

No.

Me neither, but man, did I really want to.

Uh-huh.

And why do you want to work at our company?

Well, first off, I love electric bikes.

We make electric cars.

Even better!

Well, your resume says you're proficient in Mandarin, and that's actually all we need.

Because we're expanding into the local market, so we look to hire someone with Mandarin skills.

Speaking, reading, writing, I'm sure that's all included in proficience, right?

Uh, yes.

中文很好。

Hmm?

Sounds good to me.

哈囉，可以點餐了嗎？

哎呀，不好意思，老闆娘，剛剛忙著忙著忘記看 menu 了。

沒問題，要不要我幫您做介紹？

Oh, you know what?

Jenny, why don't you help us order?

她的中文非常流利。

你好嗎？

我很好，所以你們選哪種類型的飲料？

咖啡?

咖啡的話，我們招牌是來自南美的單品咖啡，有淺焙、中焙、深焙。 -... 好。

可能還是要請你形容一下自己喜歡的口味哦，越詳細越好。

Hey look, that old man needs help with this tray.

謝謝你啊，年輕人。- 不客氣。

你真可愛，可以請你幫我念一首唐詩嗎? 我孫女以前常念给我聽。

Oh hey, is that international basketball superstar, Dwight Howard?

Oh yeah, I just wanna order. Can someone help me translate?

Jenny, why don't you go help translate with your super proficient Mandarin?

Alright, here's the deal. If someone can help me order a coffee, I'll give you a million NT 'cause I'm rich and I love Taiwan.

Jenny, if you do this, you won't even need our job.

Oh, I think someone's phone is ringing.

喂？

林太太嗎？

什麼？你們綁架了我女兒？

好，快给我地址，Jenny 可以幫我寫下來嗎？

好，不好意思，請你再說一遍。桃園市龍潭區...

Jenny, why aren't you writing?

Yeah, write down the characters, Jenny.

Stop!

All right, you want to know the truth?

My Chinese is horrible, okay?

I mean, who knew a language could be so hard?

I can barely count to ten, let alone read a menu or a poem.

And writing those characters by hand? Forget it.

I shouldn't have lied on my resume.

I'm sorry I failed everyone.

Well, Jenny, at least you're being honest now.

Yeah, don't worry, Jenny, we have an English menu too.

I just really wanted this job, but what I did was wrong.

You know what, Jenny? I like you, so I'm willing to give you a second chance.

Besides, you have other valuable skills like CPR.