I'm the princess of Sugar Rush!

And this is Princess Bubblegum of the Candy Kingdom on the land of Ooo!

So, what's your name?

Nice to meet you, I'm Charlie, and...

I'm the princess of Hell!

Okay, that's pretty metal.

Hey, come check out the pics I took of the Aspen Hotel crew!

So, I said to the waiter, "That's no duck, that's my wife!" I don't get it.

See, that's because he said the punchline instead of telling the joke, as if you were in the middle of the conversation.

It's kind of weird.

Oh.

Hey, did you know you all sound alike?

Yes.

Wow, it's so pretty!

And that was the first of many spells I've learned to do.

You're so lucky!

This is the first spell I learned!

Metamorphie!

Facies!

Not really as cool as a ball of light, huh?

That is literally the cutest thing I've ever seen.

You know, the other princesses are great, but they have certain, uh, expectations.

Like seeing their water all the time, someone strong saving them, falling in love with the first person they meet, and having issues with missing parents.

Heh heh!

Read it and weep!

Full house!

Hey Conroy, what you got?

Royal flush!

Eh, people are forgetting all about your game.

Ours tries new mechanics, has multi-voiced characters, and it's gonna be free to play.

You couldn't even get voice acting.

What do you say to that?

That's what I thought.

I mean, sure, we never got to see what my gift would have been.

But in the end, I didn't need one to make a difference to help the people I care about.

Yeah, I can relate to that.

Really?

What?

You learned you could be a hero without powers, but you still got powers!

What?

You're really smart!

You could have been like Batman!

Batman's awesome!

That's true.

Hey, I'm sorry, but just because I'm friends with the ocean doesn't mean I'm going to have it make a giant wave for everyone to surf every time someone asks.

Oh man!

I told you we should have asked Cora.

So, the directors at Warner Brothers want us to do another sports movie that isn't basketball.

Oh, I know!

How about Olympic sports?

There's curling.

Archery!

Even the boys and I have taken up fencing.

Excuse us.

Could we get your autograph?

Sure thing, pal.

You know, I really didn't peg you as a fan.

While we typically don't lose our composure for celebrities, we must admit, Sonics are weakness.

I made a funny.

I still can't believe it.

They didn't even let me audition!

I'm a thousand times more capable than that Jim Carrey guy!

Oh, you played Ace Ventura?

Try building an interplanetary amusement park sometime, you rubber-faced wannabe!

I only got one lousy scene.

Lucky.

Ladybug?

That's a cool hero name.

I wanted to call myself Alien Queen, but my teacher thought it was too similar to the Xenomorph Queen from Aliens.

So, not to infringe on any copyrights, I changed it to something completely original.

Pinky!

Dang it!

Nerf!

I have one order of pudding to go.

Pudding?

Where?

Wait, am I still obsessed with him?

Or was it the last series?

Or the upcoming one?

Even I can't keep with myself anymore.

Getting overworked like that will drive you insane.

Trust us, we know!

Security camera caught this little thief!

Luckily, I know the driving true method.

There!

And now we wait.

Ah, nuts to this!

Let's go with another classic.

Easy does it.

There!

Now we wait.

Sweet tech savory!

Hey!

Oh, wrench.

Ugh, such a primitive solution, doggie.

The new Scamazon drone will detect the mouse and humanely capture it for us, where it will be trained to work in a warehouse with minimal bathroom breaks.

So you have a Scamazon account too!

Charge!

Ugh, gotta order more drones!

Huh?

Unskippable ads!

But what about...

Premium!

Well, I suppose it's now your turn to try.

Comedic rules of three, right.

That's the problem!

If we keep playing by the rules, we'll never catch her!

You're right!

Tom never catches Jerry!

Well, actually, there's...

If we play by the rules...

Remember how my rig crashed our world a bit?

If I can control it...

Conroy, what are you doing?

Conroy!

That's it!

Never do that again!

So what happened to the mouse?

Let's just say any chance of her coming back got canned.

So you said we're going on vacation?

All expenses paid?

Yep!

And it's all thanks to this!

Follow me!

Whoa!

A mushroom planet?

Let me try another one!

I had my doubts, but hey!

This is pretty nice!

Nice to see you're in good spirits!

Too bad it took all day to get here.

I think it's already starting to get dark.

Bad spirits!

Bad spirits!

Whoa, whoa!

What is that?

This?

It's Guitar Hero!

It was the coolest way to rock out!

I thought that's what we were doing?

You actually pay money for that?

And you're gonna use your hands?

It's like a baby's toy!

You're criticizing me for playing with old stuff?

Friday Night Funkin' is just Power Up On The Wrapper mixed with DDR!

I don't even know what those are!

You're just saying words now!

You can't beat the real deal!

Everything else just sounds flat to me!