I enjoyed the walk.

You're welcome.

Yeah, there's nothing like an hour in the rain.

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

Oh, I get it.

You're saying that because you don't want him to park in your spot.

Very good.

You win the trip to Jamaica.

Hey, wait a minute.

You didn't say there was a prize.

Wow, could you be any stupider?

Excuse me.

Is this Sarcasm 101?

No, it's Lamaze class for a man named Arthur.

Oh, okay.

Sorry.

I'm kidding.

It is Sarcasm 101.

Be more gullible.

Take any seat you want.

Except that one.

I'm kidding.

Sit down.

It's really hard to tell.

Thank you.

What's your name?

Marissa.

Well done.

Marissa has just learned what?

Anyone?

Anyone?

Bueller?

Good sarcasm is hard to distinguish from normal speech.

Could you be more of a teacher's pet?

Tom, I heard that.

Good one.

Okay, last week's assignment was how you would describe the food in England.

Jay.

The food is so good there.

Excellent.

Tom.

Boiling everything is a really super smart way to cook everything.

Well done.

Kevin.

When my dad eats, he sounds like a pig.

No, no, that couldn't be more wrong.

But...

And just so you know, Kevin, I don't like it when you say things.

My dad's from England.

He...

See, I see your mouth moving, and I hear all these sounds, but it's just, like, coming out like, wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee, my dad, my dad.

So you see, Marissa, England is famous for having awful food, so...

Why do you have to criticize everybody?

I mean, I'm sure they have some good food, Let's see, what was I gonna say in response to that?

Uh, oh, right.

I don't care.

See, now you're just being rude.

I'll be more sensitive.

Way to take a joke, Marissa.

Good one.

Hey, Marissa.

Marissa, whenever you talk, I want to have sex with you even less.

That's not quite sarcasm, Tom, but an excellent try.

You people are cruel.

You people are cruel.

That wasn't sarcasm.

I just enjoy doing that.

Okay, quick pop quiz for everybody, okay?

You walk into a bar, and you see a fat, ugly, disgusting guy in the corner.

You turn to your friends, and you say what?

Could he be any larger?

Could he be any uglier?

He looks like my dad.

Whoa, Kevin, try again.

He looks a great deal like... my... dad.

Class...

Be more stupid?

You're not very nice.

No, no, no.

Try saying it, could you be any meaner?

I don't think you could be.

Marissa, why did you come here?

My mother says I have no sense of humor.

Really?

Mr. Bennett, I was wondering if we could waste more time catering to Marissa's mommy issues instead of actually learning something?

Excellent, Brian.

I don't see what's so funny.

There's a shocker.

I nominate Marissa for class president because of her incisive wit.

Hey.

You people just don't know when to stop.

Why don't you cry about it?

Hey, hey, hey.

Great one.

Hey, Mr. Bennett, I think that's enough, man.

I think she's really crying.

Yeah, Mr. Bennett, lay off now.

I want to take a bath with Marissa.

I mean, that is to say, could I want more to...

Can I take a bath with Marissa?

Brian, excellent.

Jane, be weaker.

Tom, be more of a baby.

And Kevin, no, you cannot.

Everybody meet Marissa Langford, my teaching assistant.

She was faking?

Catch on slower.

Hey!

I don't think she's really a student.

Be a bigger moron.

Can I still take a bath with you, or...?

All right, that's time, people.

Tonight, your homework is to be glib to somebody you're afraid of.

Great.

Hey, could this class suck more?

Could the teacher be any worse?

Could she take a bath with me?