You're finally getting the hang of a job you've had for years.

Is your last name Obama?

I think it's my smile.

Well, something's smiling.

Pick up panty melt.

Correction, panty melt.

Caroline, you have what, max pride in a job well done?

Yes, some of us can still feel pride.

Yeah, but only for about another 10 seconds.

Caroline!

Ooh!

Oh!

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

This reminds me of when I saw my mother's side boob.

Oh, Max, you have to say something.

Um, Caroline?

Hey, look, I just got a $10 tip from this guy and I spilled coffee on his face.

Screw it, I'm taking the ass-straining money tab.

Oh, nope, not wearing underwear.