UncleRogerrestaurantfinallyopened. I justfinishedworkingonewholeshiftherebuttodayit's allaboutcelebration. We'recelebratingmynewrestaurantandofcoursewe'recelebratingmygoodfriendUncleCowboyKentbecausehejustgotonNetflixBBQShowdowncompetition.
Let's goUncleCowboy. I'vewonbucklesandrodeos. I'vewonchuckwagoncompetitionsbutthisis a bull I'veneverbeenoninmylifesolet's gethimin a chute. Let's getitreadybecausethiscowboyreadytoride. HaiyaaUncleKentyoulikebullsomuch. Hecompareeverythingtoridingbull. LasttimeUncleRogergovisithimweeatbulltesticle. Haiyaa. McDonald's shouldhavethisMcBallsack. Don't gotoCowboyplacefordinner. They'regonnatrytoteabagyouwithcowballsack. OhUncleRogeralwaysforgettoaskthisbutsubscribetomychannelbecausewhenUncleRogerhit 10 millionsubscriber, AuntieEstherpromiseshegonnamakevideowithme. ThattheonlychanceUncleRogerhavetoseeAuntieEstheragain. Forthefirstchallengeyou'llhavefiveand a halfhours. Eachofyouwillbebarbecuing a bigbadbone-inproteinwith a scratchrubbersauceandtwosides. A lotoffoodtomakeinfiveand a halfhour. Threetwoonegetsmoking. Didyougrabthewholething? Arewereallygrabbingthewholething? Isthatwhatyoudo?
I'm like I'm letting y'allkill y'allsalesfirst. OkayUncleKentlooklikehegrabbingtomahawksteak. Tomahawkisribeyewithboneinit. Veryfuntoeat. A longercook. Whydoesittakelongertocookbone-inmeats? I thinkthere's a commonmisconceptionthattheboneradiatesheat.
Thatbonetakes a longtimetoheatupanditdoesnotradiateheat. Sothat's whyyoumightorder a mediumsteakbutupnexttothatboneit's stillrare. Yeah. Waitwhatwhatwhat?
Thatallyou'regonnacontribute? Justsittingthere?
I thoughtshe a judge. Sheshouldhavefoodknowledge. Orcananyonejustbejudgeonthisshow?
Justsittingthereandthencollectpaycheck. UncleRogerwantthatjobalso. Thatbonetakes a longtimetoheatupanditdoesnotradiateheat. Whatthatladysayaboutbone-inmeatcorrect?
I gotChristmas. Christmaswithbonesonitbrother. Christmaswithboneonit. I'm abouttoputtheseon. He's socreativewithEnglishlanguage. Thereyougo. Makingupwhatwecallouroriginalrubwhichstartsoutwith a baseofsomehomemadeseasonedsalt. Okay. Somelemonpepper, garlicpepper, smokedpaprika, turmericand a littlebitofblackpepper. Goesonabouteverythingyougot. Evenicecream. Nononono. Don't don't putrubonicecream. ButUncleKenthisrubreallygoodyouknow. When I govisithimhegiveUncleRogerthreefullcontainerofhisseasoninginverygoodtaste. MynameisKentRollins. I'm 66 yearsoldand I'm a chuckwagoncook. Been a cowboyallmylife. I feedcowboysnowfor a livingandwefeedthembetterthananybodyelse. Wegonnabust a move. 66 yearoldstillcandancelikethat. Phew. WhenUncleRoger 66 yearoldjustthrowmeinretirementhome. Don't eventalktome. I don't wanttodancelikethat. I don't wanttomoveatall. UncleRogerneedsomepeace. Newtome. Wecompeteeveryday.
Wecookoutsidewith a chuckwagon. Mothernatureisourcompetition. Unclecowboyhecookoutsideeveryday. Helovenaturetoomuch. I thinkallAsianpeoplewehatemothernature. Welovefatherairconditioning. Todayonthemenuoneofmymostflavorrightmealsitis a bone-inrib-eyeroast. Rib-eyeroastjustmeanmanyrib-eyesstucktogethernotcutyet. Thenwe'regonnahaveussomebonemarrow, thyme, garlicsaucetoputoversomehomemadebread. Ohmygoodness.
Andthenwhat? Dinosaurtaters. Topitoffwithwhat? Justtypeofpotato. Roastpotato. Onthatribroast I'm notgonnasaltthisasmuchas I usuallywouldbecause I havebeenknowntooversaltmeatandgiveittopeoplebecausewherewecomefromwesweat a lot. Weneedsomesalt. Ohno. Uncle
ButlasttimeUncleRogercookwithUncleKenhe's a bitscaredofMSGyouknow. Thiscowboyhenotscaredofoutside. Henotscaredoftornado, hurricanebuthescaredwhitepowder. Sosad.
LookslikeKentandLouisebothhave a tomahawk. SoKentlookslikehe's cookinghiswholeandthat's a totallydifferentcook. Looklikehe's makingthepouchesputtinggarlicwhichisyouknow I lovethatbutthatcouldbegoodandthatcanbebadbecauseUncleRogernotsurehowusefulthatis. Howmuchgarliccanyouputinthereandhowdeepcanthegarlicgo? It's notgonnabeenoughofflavor. You'recooking a tomahawklike a roast. I don't knowifthat's a goodidea. I wouldbreakthattomahawkdownintoindividualsteaks. Numberoneyoucangetbetterseasoningtoit.
Howyougonnadobone-inversionofthat? I'm not a bigbone-inproteinguysothisisgonnabe a hugechallengeforme. Asianpeoplewenotbone-inproteinpeople. Wecutitupforyounicelyandthenyoujusteatjustlittlesliceofmeat. SeeAsianpeopleweeatmeatweeatsmallpiece. Whitepeopleeatmeattheyeatwholebigslabbutthattheoppositewhenitcometofish. Youevernoticethatnieceandnephew? WhenAsianpeopleweeatfishweatethewholething. Justthewholefishheadtotaileverything. Weloveit. Fishhead, fisheye, everything. Butwhitepeopletheysoscaredtheyhavetoeatfishfillet. Theycanonlyeatfishthatcomeinsquarebrickandthenyoudeepfryit. Theydon't wanttoseeanyshapeofthefish. Theydon't evenwanttoknowit's fish. Whitepeoplethinkfishjustlooklikesquarerandombrickswimminginocean. Thatwhattheythink.
I wantedtheshortribs. I couldn't findtheshortribsso I wentwithplateribs. After I sectionofftheplate. I'm gladyouhavetoadmit I don't knowdifferencealso. Ribsjustlooklikeribtome.
I seasonitwithsaltpepperandgarlic. It's traditionalTexas. Theriskofbeefplateribsarethey'rehugesoobviouslywith a hugeproteinit'lltakelongertocook. It's a biggerpieceofmeat. I gottogetthismeatonthesmokernow. I'm puttingsomeplateribsin. Gettingthistosmoke.
Allrightif I had a dollarforeverybiscuit I havewecouldbuyalltheGeorgiaandOklahomabecause I'vemade a lotofbiscuitsin a dutchoven. Alwayscookwithyourheart. Theydon't usemodernstuff. Useyourhandsbecauseyourhandsareextensionofyourheartsoheydon't. Waitwaitjusthand? ThathowoldschoolcowboyKenis. Hethinksspoontoomodernforhim.
Showusthatperfectcross-section. OkayletgouncleKen. I have a ribroasttomahawkgotananchochili. Perfectmediumrareforyou. Maybe a bittoomuchburningonoutsidethat's notgoodbutinsideperfect. I feedcowboys. Bonemarrowlookgood, potatolookgood, cakelookgood.
Youknowbeefisreallyimportantwhenyou'reon a ranch. They'renotgonnaeatchicken I don't thinksowe'lldo a bigoldstandardribroastlikethisthenwehavesomedinosaurpotatoes, a biscuitand a bonemarrowthatwasgrilleduhreallyhotandfastwith a garlicthymebuttersauceonitandfordessertoneofmy. Bonemarrowlookgood. Anchochilichocolatecake. Onyouryourtomahawkdidyoutasteyours? Yes. Youtake a seasonwhereyouneedittobe? I couldhavestood a littlemoresaltbut I oversaltsomuchathomesosortofbackedoff a littletoday. Seenotenoughsalt
Ifyouwastomoveonyougottogetthatseasoningrightandlookatyourboneyeahthat's not a charthat's a dirtysmokeburnandthatmightbethehintofflavorthat I'm pickinguponthatsogetyourwoodsundercontrolwhenyoudothatifyouwastomoveon. Dirtysmokeburnnotgoodbecausethewholesteakgonnatastelikethatburnsmellit's gonnatastelikecigaretteand I thinkthatpieceofmeattoobigyouneedlongtimetocookseeonly a fiveand a halfhourhehavetomakeflametoobigcan't controlitandthat's howyougetthedirtysmokeburnlikehe's sayingthewholethinggonnatastelikeashtraylittlebit. Thebiscuitisniceandfluffyumitisovercookedonthebottommighthavebeentoohot a skilletwhenyoupouredthebatterin. Youknowmymywifewillkickmybuttforburningthatbiscuitbecause I don't burnbiscuits. Yeahitokayunclecowboysometimecompetitionlikethatcameraonyoutheclockcountingdownyouget a bitnervousitokaythankyousomuchKent. Thankyouma'amandthankyouall. SeethathowpolitecowboyKentistheytalkshittohisfacehestillthankthem. Thankyouma'amandthankyouall. ThatwhatuncleRogerlikeaboutcowboypeopletheylikegunsandmannerstwoofthemostimportantthinginsocietybecauseifyouhavemannerthennoneedbringoutgunbutiftheydon't havemanneryougotitcovered. Nowlet's seehowVietnamesenephewdo. Tangyou'reupnext. Allrightso I mademyversionofballlookblockwhichisshakenbeefintranslationlook a bitdrytotryandincorporateVietnamesedisheswithsmokedmeat a Vietnameseslawand a currymacandcheese.
Youalreadyknowit's tightitdoesn't have a goodchewandit's justnottenderbut I thinkyourribshavereallygoodflavor. ThatwhatAsianpeopleexcelatweputsauceoneverything.
I don't thinkit's penetratedallthewaytothebone. Yeahtheyonlyhavefiveand a halfhourwomanwheregottimetomarinatestraighttobone. Justreallyfocusongettingflavorallthewaytotheboneandthenumthere's a there's a funnytexturegoingonwiththepastaalmostlikeit's beenparboiledcooked a secondtime. Yeah. Aldenteistheperfectpastathatwe'relookingfor.
UncleRogerrestaurantfinallyopened. I justfinishedworkingonewholeshiftherebuttodayit's allaboutcelebration. We'recelebratingmynewrestaurantandofcoursewe'recelebratingmygoodfriendUncleCowboyKentbecausehejustgotonNetflixBBQShowdowncompetition.
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