Yeah I was actually meaning to ask you something.

是啊，我正想問你呢。

What's up baby?

怎麼了，寶貝？

Next time do you think maybe you could help me finish?

下次你能幫我完成嗎？

Okay, I got you.

好的，我明白了

You know, it's kind of been a reoccurring thing.

你知道，這一直是個反覆出現的問題。

I gotta let you finish the series.

我得讓你完成這個系列。

It's literally the finale and I totally just cut you off like five minutes before the...

這是字面上的壓軸戲，我完全只是切斷你喜歡五分鐘前...

I'm not talking about the series finale.

我說的不是系列劇的大結局。

I'm talking about you getting me there, you know.

我說的是你把我帶到那裡，你知道嗎？

Oh.

哦。

Yeah?

是嗎？

I gotta get you there.

我得送你過去

Really?

真的嗎？

I can stop calling Ubers this late.

我可以不用這麼晚叫 Ubers 了。

I'll take you myself.

我親自帶你去

I gotta get you home.

我得送你回家

No, I mean, babe, I want to release.

不，我是說，寶貝，我想釋放。

Don't you still have three months left on this current one?

你現在這個不是還剩三個月嗎？

No, how about this?

不，這樣如何？

I want to experience like the big O, you know?

我想體驗一下大 O 的感覺，你知道嗎？

Since when is Omaha an experience?

奧馬哈什麼時候開始成為一種體驗了？

Josh, I want to feel the magic.

喬希，我想感受魔法。

I should get us Disneyland tickets.

我應該給我們買迪斯尼樂園的門票。

This is unbelievable.

真是難以置信。

I mean, not really.

我的意思是，不是真的。

My uncle's the head of sales.

我叔叔是銷售主管

He probably gives park hovers if I give enough time in advance.

如果我提前給他足夠的時間，他可能會在公園裡徘徊。

Oh my gosh.

我的天啊

Is something bothering you?

有什麼困擾你嗎？

Josh, I want you to go to work, downs out, you know?

喬希，我希望你去工作，下來了，你知道嗎？

Emily just got promoted to T-Mobile.

艾米麗剛被提拔到T-Mobile

They're not going to let me just move branches, baby.

他們不會讓我就這樣搬到分支機構的，寶貝。

I haven't even been to Texas.

我連德克薩斯都沒去過。

Josh, I want a climax.

喬希，我要高潮

I've never heard of that mountain.

我從未聽說過這座山。

Since when are you an outdoorsman?

你什麼時候開始喜歡戶外活動了？

Is there anybody in there?

裡面有人嗎？

Did I do something wrong?

我做錯什麼了嗎？

Because I thought I was great.

因為我覺得自己很棒。

Just you.

只有你

Just you.

只有你

You're the only one that did great.

只有你做得很好。

Baby, if something's bothering you, just talk to me.

寶貝，如果你有什麼煩心事，就跟我說。

Josh, I want an orgasm.

喬希，我要高潮

Ugh.

唉。

Ugh!

唉！

I want you to make me orgasm.

我要你讓我達到高潮

You never do it.

你從不這樣做。

And I try to broach the topic nicely, but...

我試著友好地提出這個話題，但是...

You know what, Josh?

你知道嗎，喬希？

You're a nice guy.

你是個好人

You really are.

你真的是

But you're just dumb as bricks.

但你就是笨得像塊磚頭。

It's nice to know how you really feel about me.

很高興知道你對我的真實感受。

Have a nice life.

祝你生活愉快

What have I done?

我做了什麼？

What have I done?

我做了什麼？

So that was a clip from your new movie, Mystery Solved, The Female O Doesn't Exist, coming to theaters October 15th.

這是你的新電影《謎團解開，女性 O 不存在》中的一個片段，將於 10 月 15 日上映。

Yeah.

是啊

I encourage everyone to go see it.

我鼓勵大家都去看看。

Now, I gotta ask, why make this film?

現在，我要問，為什麼要拍這部電影？

Why is it so important to you?

為什麼它對你如此重要？

You know, what it came down to is at the end of the day, that man was me, right?

你知道，歸根結底，那個人就是我，對嗎？

Josh was me.

喬希就是我

Four or five years ago, I was very lost in the bedroom, and I was insecure.

四五年前，我在臥室裡非常迷茫，沒有安全感。

Because you couldn't make a girl O.

因為你無法讓一個女孩變成 O。

That's correct.

沒錯。

And once I actually began to complete research for the film, and the conclusive evidence that I came to was there is actually no scientific evidence that a woman has ever or will ever O.

當我真正開始完成這部電影的研究工作時，我得到的確鑿證據是，實際上沒有任何科學證據表明女性曾經或將來會是 O。

It's all a myth.

這都是神話。

Well, not all heroes wear capes.

並非所有英雄都穿斗篷。

Thank you, Ruben.

謝謝你，魯本。

Exciting stuff.

令人興奮的東西。

Can't wait to see it.

等不及要看了。

Mystery Solved, The Female O Doesn't Exist, coming to theaters everywhere October 15th.

謎底揭曉，女性 O 不存在》將於 10 月 15 日在各地影院上映。

Rated G.

G 級

We'll be right back.

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