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  • Baby that may have been the best I've ever had.

  • Yeah I was actually meaning to ask you something.

  • What's up baby?

  • Next time do you think maybe you could help me finish?

  • Okay, I got you.

  • You know, it's kind of been a reoccurring thing.

  • I gotta let you finish the series.

  • It's literally the finale and I totally just cut you off like five minutes before the...

  • I'm not talking about the series finale.

  • I'm talking about you getting me there, you know.

  • Oh.

  • Yeah?

  • I gotta get you there.

  • Really?

  • I can stop calling Ubers this late.

  • I'll take you myself.

  • I gotta get you home.

  • No, I mean, babe, I want to release.

  • Don't you still have three months left on this current one?

  • No, how about this?

  • I want to experience like the big O, you know?

  • Since when is Omaha an experience?

  • Josh, I want to feel the magic.

  • I should get us Disneyland tickets.

  • This is unbelievable.

  • I mean, not really.

  • My uncle's the head of sales.

  • He probably gives park hovers if I give enough time in advance.

  • Oh my gosh.

  • Is something bothering you?

  • Josh, I want you to go to work, downs out, you know?

  • Emily just got promoted to T-Mobile.

  • They're not going to let me just move branches, baby.

  • I haven't even been to Texas.

  • Josh, I want a climax.

  • I've never heard of that mountain.

  • Since when are you an outdoorsman?

  • Is there anybody in there?

  • Did I do something wrong?

  • Because I thought I was great.

  • Just you.

  • Just you.

  • You're the only one that did great.

  • Baby, if something's bothering you, just talk to me.

  • Josh, I want an orgasm.

  • Ugh.

  • Ugh!

  • I want you to make me orgasm.

  • You never do it.

  • And I try to broach the topic nicely, but...

  • You know what, Josh?

  • You're a nice guy.

  • You really are.

  • But you're just dumb as bricks.

  • It's nice to know how you really feel about me.

  • Have a nice life.

  • What have I done?

  • What have I done?

  • So that was a clip from your new movie, Mystery Solved, The Female O Doesn't Exist, coming to theaters October 15th.

  • Yeah.

  • I encourage everyone to go see it.

  • Now, I gotta ask, why make this film?

  • Why is it so important to you?

  • You know, what it came down to is at the end of the day, that man was me, right?

  • Josh was me.

  • Four or five years ago, I was very lost in the bedroom, and I was insecure.

  • Because you couldn't make a girl O.

  • That's correct.

  • And once I actually began to complete research for the film, and the conclusive evidence that I came to was there is actually no scientific evidence that a woman has ever or will ever O.

  • It's all a myth.

  • Well, not all heroes wear capes.

  • Thank you, Ruben.

  • Exciting stuff.

  • Can't wait to see it.

  • Mystery Solved, The Female O Doesn't Exist, coming to theaters everywhere October 15th.

  • Rated G.

  • We'll be right back.

Baby that may have been the best I've ever had.

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    肥肚 posted on 2024/11/24
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