Yeah, sure.

Go ahead.

Hello, can you hear me?

Sheldon, I haven't changed the filter in the water pitcher in two years.

Bernadette's nickname for you is the Virgin Piña Colada.

Your George Lucas autograph is really a me autograph.

Yeah, well, once I was too lazy to walk across the hall, so I used your toothbrush.

Ooh, and one time when you were asleep, Amy totally took off her, and that's why you're the best roommate ever.

Aww.

Now I'm sad I didn't hear it.