I just had one question about this shoe.

The LeBron Witness 7s?

What about them?

Do you wear them?

I don't.

That's so funny because you were wearing them last night in my dream.

You were running through my mind all night with them on.

Well, maybe you should buy a pair so we could match in your dreams.

Why don't we turn this dream into a reality?

Let's say drinks, Friday night at 7.

I'll race you there.

Perfect.

So you wanted to try on that shoe?

I'd love to try it on, yeah.

Birthday cake LeBron Witness 7s, 10.9 ounce, super lightweight.

Okay, I'll be right back.

Oh, I almost forgot.

What size shoe are you?

I'm sorry?

What's your shoe size?

And why do you need that information?

Oh, because I was going to head to the back to grab you that pair of shoes.

I need to know what size you wear.

Right.

Yes.

You know what they say about big feet, right?

I do know what they say.

Just grab like a size big.

That's not a size.

Yeah, or like a huge.

That's also not a size.

I got a massive foot, girl.

Okay, I'm just trying to do my job.

You figure out the rest.

Please just give me a size.

Maybe like a 39.5. 39.5?

In China.

Yeah, that's what I wear in China.

Good one.

Oh, sweetheart.

You wanted the American measurement.

Why don't I just measure your foot so then I can grab the shoe myself?

Yo, big EF.

What's going on, brother?

Big foot?

Yeah, no, they still think you're blurry.

You're on the phone with Big Foot.

All right, brother, talk soon.

Oh my God, me and Sasquatch have this inside joke where he's like, that's your foot, that's your foot.

Because the mud imprint is like so freaking big because we're both just big guys.

Yeah, I just need a number.

You need a number?

Foot long?

A foot long?

I wear a foot long, baby girl.

You have a foot long on your foot?

Quentin Tarantino hired me to be in his film.

I couldn't even do the film because my feet were too big for the frame.

Wouldn't fit in my match.

Okay, just give me your shoe size or get out of the store.

You're really going to sing Cute Loser right now?

Okay, just shut up.

I sell feet pics online because girls are like, oh, it's so big.

I want to see more. Okay, can I- I'm just trying to do my job.

I don't know if you're insecure about your shoe size or what, but- Can I be honest with you?

That's all I've wanted.

I'm afraid when I tell you, like, what size shoe I actually wear, you're not going to want to get drinks with me Friday at 7.

Listen, I know I work at Kevin's Shoe Barn, but I'm not concerned about the size of someone's feet.

It's about how you work the foot.

Really?

Really.

Still drinks Friday night at 7?

Still drinks Friday at 7.

In that case, when it comes to, like, my shoe size, so that's kind of the thing, so- No way!

It is you!

Babyfoot Bo!

How are you, man?

Babyfoot Bo?

This is the guy that gets all his shoes custom-ordered because his feet are so small.

That was not a- I think we're all out of that shoe and women's, man, but I could go look in the kids' section for you.

No, I don't want anything- It's a woman's size 5, right?

You wear a women's size 5?

You know what they say about small feet?

I mean, I can deal with small, but I can't deal with micro.

I'm still going to call you Friday at 7.

I love you.

Bye.

I wear a footlong?

Why don't I just measure your foot for you so we can just get on with it?

I got a massive shoe, girl.

I can deal with small, I cannot deal with micro.

Oh my god.

Okay.