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Eee, whoop.

What are these strange protrusions?

Those protrusions might be chicken pox caused by the virus varicella.

Oh, and they're itchy.

That looks like chicken pox.

You want to avoid scratching chicken pox because then what you can do is create a bacterial infection on top of the chicken pox.

What is this pox of a chicken?

Can we change small pox and chicken pox away from using the word pox?

I don't like pox.

Pox.

It actually sounds like what the sound of chicken makes.

Look at all those chickens.

Pox, pox.

Well, a long time ago, a group of evil contaminated chickens escaped from jail.

Why did the chickens have to be in jail, though?

And started to break into children's houses where they pecked away, leaving huge, itchy pimples.

And if you scratch them, you'll turn into an evil contaminated chicken.

Why do you have to be evil?

I guess because you're pecking at kids at night.

Okay, fine.

You know, they actually used to have chicken pox parties back in the day.

They would gather the kids into a room when one had chicken pox and they would have them all get it at the same time.

Because chicken pox in adulthood is much worse than it is when you're a child.

Ah!

I do not want to be an evil contaminated chicken.

Who wants to be an evil contaminated chicken?

Then don't scratch!

Calamine lotion works great here.

Duxter didn't eat his veggies.

Is that a veggie or is that like a pine bush sitting on his thing?

Blech, ew!

What?

According to the taste bud center, there is a decrease in my vegetable area.

In order to change this situation, I must alter my atomic DNA structure.

This requires drastic measures.

Duxter always is so extra.

Like, doesn't like veggies, starts creating device to radiate his tongue to create a better sensation for peas.

Decided to deploy a reasonable amount of gamma radiation.

Just enough to get the taste buds level.

Five, four, three, two, one.

Wants to eat veggies to decrease risk of cancer.

Creates device to make veggies taste better.

Ends up with cancer.

We should create a meme.

I never know why in cartoons, whenever there's radiation, they showed the x-rays.

As if like, we with our eyes can see through people when they're radiated.

That's not how it works.

There's been people who've been exposed to acute radiation poisoning.

Like those who are involved with like nuclear waste and Chernobyl and such.

They might get really bad burns, but they don't become see-through.

Dexter, you know, if you want to eat more veggies, you could just do the same thing that I did with Ryan Trahan when I donated $100,000 to him.

I got eat your veggies tattooed on his knee.

I got eat your veggies tattooed upside down because Dr. Mike was like, Ryan, you can't keep doing this.

With eating McDonald's every single day.

Like keep the lettuce on there at least.

You can do that.

Shout out Ryan Trahan.

You know, there's something going on in your stomach region there.

Oh, this is nothing.

It's just Perry.

Perry?

Is that a teratoma?

A tumor that has multiple different cell lines in it?

By the way, when they open teratoma, sometimes they find hair, teeth, all these like weird pieces.

Some people say it's like a retained twin.

Yes, my adorable little space parasite.

Oh, that's a space parasite.

See, I don't know if that falls under the international classification of diseases that I've studied.

Abnormal growths in the human body need to be investigated because anytime you have unusual abnormal growths, that means there's some kind of cellular division happening and that could be a sign of cancer.

Not necessarily saying everything's cancer, but if it's growing, it needs to be investigated.

Uh, what are you doing?

Apparently I'm making friends.

A parasitic relationship means that the thing that attaches to the host ends up harming the host for its own benefit.

On the opposite end, a symbiotic relationship is when something attaches to the host and actually helps it and helps itself.

Like those little birds that fly around the hippos.

They're my favorite example of this.

This is so great.

Yeah, I love sharing my nutrients.

I love how weak they make me feel.

Why didn't I get a parasite years ago?

You know what parasite freaks me out?

Those intestinal worms that live inside your body that end up consuming a lot of the food that you consume and start growing massive, massive lengths.

I've seen the videos of them being taken out of individuals.

I've never taken one out on my own.

And boy, is it scary.

We do have medications to poison them and make them fall out of your body.

Man, pinworm, hookworm.

Just look at the pictures of them.

The reason we're here is because my mom is having a flatulence transplant today.

A flatulent transplant.

Does that mean a fart transplant?

The flatulence is an organ only balloons possess.

They regulate the airflow through our balloon knots.

She couldn't find a compatible donor, so I decided to give her one of mine.

Is that like a sphincter in human terms?

My dad's a surgeon and was due to perform the operation, but you knocked him out when you burst through that door.

Actually, family members shouldn't operate on one another.

They're gonna get emotional.

They're gonna make bad decisions.

Well, save your mother.

No, I meant you could just go down the corridor and find another surgeon that would- Balloons don't have openings on their mouth, so that's not gonna do anything.

Those are abnormal rhythms.

There's a guess P wave, but the PR interval is quite short.

There's a QRS complex, but then the T wave has a notch.

Oh my God.

In Russian, if you sneeze after you say something, it means napravdu, which means that you're telling the truth, so clearly I'm telling the truth.

Flatulence transplant.

Any ideas?

Try this.

Elmore Biology.

Whoa.

Ice cream cones have ribs?

There, flatulence transplant.

Whoa.

I wanna label these.

Okay, number one, I'm gonna call that the brain.

Number two, I'm gonna call that kidney.

No, I'm gonna call that double liver.

Number three, I'm gonna call the kidney.

Number 10, I'm gonna call that the pancreas.

Five, stomach.

Four, that should be the kidney.

Remember, kidneys filter your blood, so when people say, like, I have a detox, no, no, no, your kidneys are doing the detoxing, and your liver, and your lungs.

What can you see?

Nothing, this guy's full of air.

Let me look.

The most factually accurate thing that's been said in this entire episode.

It's all invisible.

How are we supposed to do this operation?

Ah, he's getting air everywhere.

Oh my God, he's flying.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

I have a hot take.

I think this is not that much more medically inaccurate than Grey's Anatomy.

Oh!

We're losing him.

Give him CPR.

It's not working.

Then try something else.

At least they're doing chest compressions.

They don't even do that at Grey's Anatomy when there's a flat line.

I think the anesthetic's worn off.

How can you tell?

My insides are pouring out.

What do we do?

What do we do?

I don't know.

Clip him, there you go.

You know, we actually do do that when a patient has really bad bleeding.

I remember a gunshot wound came into one of the local hospitals I was working on, a level one trauma center, and I had to plug his bleeding.

What are you doing?

I'm having lunch.

The operation was a complete success.

Dude, weren't you wearing a watch?

They made that joke because some doctors actually drop objects and close the patient up with the objects in.

But now we do a very thorough count.

We also don't wear watches when we perform surgeries.

It doesn't mean mistakes don't happen.

Instruments have been left inside patients.

Look at these scans.

Let's start with your symptoms.

Hmm, mild fever.

Okay, that's a good way to take a temperature.

Glowing pink color to skin.

I guess that could happen.

Not glowing, but pink color to skin could happen.

And this is your chart.

There's a clear history of numerous fractures like here on the skull.

Well, you know, the human skull does have sutures, suture lines on it, so that's normal.

You seem to have made a series of miraculous recoveries, but that doesn't change the fact that you experienced trauma.

You've recovered physically, but have you recovered mentally?

That's actually a good question, and I'm surprised Cartoon Network's talking about this.

Adverse childhood experiences or childhood trauma can have a lasting impact on how your body responds to stress.

Why is this so good and so accurate?

This can affect your social, emotional, and physical development.

Facts.

When humans are in crisis, the brain releases the hormone cortisol.

I wonder if your body is reacting to a gem equivalent of cortisol.

Oh my God, this isn't a doctor at all.

It's a fax machine.

People?

Hello, students!

Well, if it ain't Florence Dorkendale and Nurse Twerpenstein.

Ah!

Oh, that got me.

Eat smart, silly hat day Friday.

Nurse assistant Ed, it seems one of our students has yet to get his vaccination.

Why are they trying to vaccinate Kevin only?

Lucky for him, today's booster shot day.

So the reason we give boosters is because when you give a regular vaccine, the immune system has a level of response, and some require multiple doses in order to keep that response up or to create a lasting response.

So we call that a booster.

It's no big deal, dude.

It's just a dumb needle.

He's experiencing some hyperperspiration there.

That's quite concerning.

Stick out your arm, you big baby!

No way!

Back off, man!

And why does this shot have a golf club at the bottom?

Where are you gonna insert that, champ?

Hold it right there, mister!

I should have known you'd exploit- I've never seen a human being in the medical profession wear a white coat with a tie over it that is being held on by the ID tag.

Out of all the ridiculous things we're about to see in this Ed, Edd, and Eddie clip, that's the most ridiculous.

The nurse thanks you, Eddie.

Oh, yeah?

What for?

For helping Kevin conquer his fear of needles by letting him witness the safe and easy administration of a real booster shot.

Oh, no, you don't!

Not me!

See, as a doctor, I get mad at clips like this because now they're scaring children.

They're putting in their head that they should be scared of vaccines, but they shouldn't be.

They're very benign.

And I make it fun.

Like, I do the whole airplane thing like this doctor.

Ba-rum-ba-bum, ba-rum-ba-bum, ba-rum-ba-dum-ba-dee.

Is it that bad?

Yes.

Oh, no, what is that?

Maybe if we draw a little face on it.

Pimple?

No, it's still bad.

I don't know what I'm looking at.

Is it on the eye?

Is it a stye?

Is it on the lip?

I've got it under control.

I looked online for natural remedies, and I found this root.

All I have to do is rub it on my face, and it'll take the swelling down overnight.

So you know what that could be?