Name: 醫生對卡通網絡醫療場景的反應 (Doctor Reacts To Cartoon Network Medical Scenes)
Uploaded: 2024-12-04T03:21:54.000Z
Duration: 15 min 54 s

Nickelodeon, South Park, Simpsons, Family Guy, we watched a lot of cartoons for their medical accuracy.

Nickelodeon、《南方公園》、《辛普森一家》、《Family Guy》，我們看很多卡通片都是因為它們的醫學準確性。

But now we're about to watch Cartoon Network.

但現在我們要看的是 Cartoon Network。

Those protrusions might be chicken pox caused by the virus varicella.

這些突起可能是由水痘病毒引起的水痘。

You want to avoid scratching chicken pox because then what you can do is create a bacterial infection on top of the chicken pox.

你要避免抓撓水痘，因為這樣做會在水痘的基礎上造成細菌感染。

Can we change small pox and chicken pox away from using the word pox?

我們能不能不用 "痘 "這個字，而改用 "小痘 "和 "水痘"？

It actually sounds like what the sound of chicken makes.

Well, a long time ago, a group of evil contaminated chickens escaped from jail.

很久以前，一群被汙染的邪惡雞越獄了。

Why did the chickens have to be in jail, though?

And started to break into children's houses where they pecked away, leaving huge, itchy pimples.

它們開始闖進孩子們的房子，在那裡啄食，留下又大又癢的疙瘩。

And if you scratch them, you'll turn into an evil contaminated chicken.

如果你抓傷了它們，你就會變成一隻被汙染的邪惡雞。

I guess because you're pecking at kids at night.

You know, they actually used to have chicken pox parties back in the day.

你知道嗎，其實在過去，他們也開過水痘派對。

They would gather the kids into a room when one had chicken pox and they would have them all get it at the same time.

當一個孩子出水痘時，他們會把孩子們集中到一個房間裡，讓他們同時出水痘。

Because chicken pox in adulthood is much worse than it is when you're a child.

因為成年後出水痘要比小時候嚴重得多。

I do not want to be an evil contaminated chicken.

我不想成為一隻被汙染的邪惡的雞。

Who wants to be an evil contaminated chicken?

誰想成為一隻被汙染的邪惡雞？

Is that a veggie or is that like a pine bush sitting on his thing?

According to the taste bud center, there is a decrease in my vegetable area.

根據味蕾中心的數據，我的蔬菜面積有所減少。

In order to change this situation, I must alter my atomic DNA structure.

為了改變這種狀況，我必須改變我的 DNA 原子結構。

Like, doesn't like veggies, starts creating device to radiate his tongue to create a better sensation for peas.

比如，他不喜歡吃蔬菜，就開始製造一種裝置，讓他的舌頭放射出來，給豌豆帶來更好的感覺。

Decided to deploy a reasonable amount of gamma radiation.

決定部署合理數量的伽馬射線。

Wants to eat veggies to decrease risk of cancer.

希望通過吃蔬菜來降低患癌症的風險。

Creates device to make veggies taste better.

I never know why in cartoons, whenever there's radiation, they showed the x-rays.

我一直不明白為什麼在卡通片裡，只要有輻射，就會出現X光片。

As if like, we with our eyes can see through people when they're radiated.

就像我們的眼睛可以看穿人的輻射一樣。

There's been people who've been exposed to acute radiation poisoning.

Like those who are involved with like nuclear waste and Chernobyl and such.

比如那些與核廢料和切爾諾貝利等事件有關的人。

They might get really bad burns, but they don't become see-through.

它們可能會被嚴重燒傷，但不會變得透明。

Dexter, you know, if you want to eat more veggies, you could just do the same thing that I did with Ryan Trahan when I donated $100,000 to him.

德克斯特，你知道，如果你想吃更多的蔬菜，你可以像我捐給瑞安-特拉漢 10 萬美元時那樣做。

I got eat your veggies tattooed on his knee.

我在他膝蓋上紋了 "吃你的蔬菜"。

I got eat your veggies tattooed upside down because Dr. Mike was like, Ryan, you can't keep doing this.

我把 "吃蔬菜 "紋倒了 因為邁克醫生說 瑞安 你不能再這樣了

You know, there's something going on in your stomach region there.

你知道，你的胃裡有東西在動。

A tumor that has multiple different cell lines in it?

By the way, when they open teratoma, sometimes they find hair, teeth, all these like weird pieces.

順便說一句，當他們打開畸胎瘤時，有時會發現頭髮、牙齒等這些奇怪的碎片。

Some people say it's like a retained twin.

有人說，它就像一個保留下來的雙胞胎。

是的，我可愛的小太空寄生蟲。

See, I don't know if that falls under the international classification of diseases that I've studied.

我不知道這是否屬於我所研究的國際疾病分類。

Abnormal growths in the human body need to be investigated because anytime you have unusual abnormal growths, that means there's some kind of cellular division happening and that could be a sign of cancer.

人體出現異常增生需要進行檢查，因為只要出現異常增生，就意味著有某種細胞分裂正在發生，這可能是癌症的徵兆。

Not necessarily saying everything's cancer, but if it's growing, it needs to be investigated.

不一定說所有的東西都是癌症，但如果它在生長，就需要進行調查。

A parasitic relationship means that the thing that attaches to the host ends up harming the host for its own benefit.

寄生關係意味著附著在宿主身上的東西最終會為了自己的利益而傷害宿主。

On the opposite end, a symbiotic relationship is when something attaches to the host and actually helps it and helps itself.

與之相反，共生關係是指某物附著在宿主身上，實際上是在幫助宿主，同時也在幫助自己。

Like those little birds that fly around the hippos.

我喜歡它們給我帶來的虛弱感。

為什麼我幾年前沒有感染寄生蟲？

你知道什麼寄生蟲讓我害怕嗎？

Those intestinal worms that live inside your body that end up consuming a lot of the food that you consume and start growing massive, massive lengths.

那些生活在你體內的腸道蠕蟲最終會消耗掉你攝入的大量食物，並開始長出巨大的身軀。

I've seen the videos of them being taken out of individuals.

我看過他們被帶離個人的視頻。

我從來沒有自己帶一個人出去過。

We do have medications to poison them and make them fall out of your body.

我們確實有藥物可以毒死它們，讓它們從你的身體裡消失。

The reason we're here is because my mom is having a flatulence transplant today.

我們之所以來這裡，是因為我媽媽今天要做脹氣移植手術。

The flatulence is an organ only balloons possess.

They regulate the airflow through our balloon knots.

它們可以調節氣流通過我們的氣球結。

She couldn't find a compatible donor, so I decided to give her one of mine.

她找不到合適的捐獻者，所以我決定把我的一個捐獻給她。

My dad's a surgeon and was due to perform the operation, but you knocked him out when you burst through that door.

我爸爸是個外科醫生，本來是要做手術的，但你衝進門的時候把他撞暈了。

Actually, family members shouldn't operate on one another.

其實，家庭成員之間不應該互相操作。

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