Sorry I'm late, Mom!

You wouldn't BELIEVE the traffic.

Maybe I'll stop for a quick surf on the way.

Well, glad to see you're enjoying your life out here.

Heck yeah!

Who knew dropping out of college could be so fun?

That's all well and good, Jenny.

As long as you can support your lifestyle.

Ah!

What was that?

Uh, that machine was broken.

That makes sense.

So, have you been paying your rent to Uncle Kevin every month?

Uh, yeah.

Rent.

Uh, Jenny, this is a bunch of receipts.

Yeah, but I'm sure one of them is going to win big.

Oh, Jenny, I was never going to charge rent to my favorite niece.

Just don't tell your mom, okay?

Uh, rent is something one pays every month.

Huh?

Uh, rent is something one pays every month.

I'm proud of you, Jenny.

You know, when you said you wanted to stay in Taiwan,

I really had my doubts.

Oh, look!

I miss that smell.

Jenny, can you buy me one?

Sure, no problem.

Oh, why don't we get some for the whole family?

Ah!

Here, keep the change.

Jenny, I checked the deadline.

If you apply now, you can start law school in the fall.

Mom, I haven't even finished college yet, remember?

Yeah, sometimes I like to fool myself.

My favorite is picturing you driving up in a sports car to pick me up for lunch.

Gross! I would never drive a sports car.

It just screams too much money, not enough exercise.

Give this to the nurse up front.

Oh, Jenny, it's just that you're so smart.

You could have been so good at so many things.

What do you mean, could have?

Oh, it's only $1,200 NT without insurance.

Jenny, can you get this for me?

I assume since you've been supporting your lifestyle while paying rent, that you have at least a part-time job, right?

Yeah, job.

Aw, thank you, Granny.

I promise I won't spend it all on surfboards and beer.

Just don't tell your mom, okay?

Jobs are what people do in exchange for money.

Wow, Jenny, you've really come a long way.

Bang!

Bang!