Hi.

Who wants French toast?

Oh, I'll have some.

Me too.

Eggs and milk in the fridge.

Thanks.

Ow.

Oh, what's the matter, honey?

I don't know.

My hand feels weird.

I guess it's because I'm engaged.

Oh.

How long before that starts getting annoying?

It starts.

Yeah, so let's actually get started on the wedding plans.

Okay.

Already?

Yeah, we got a lot to do.

We got to think about the flowers, the caterers, the music.

Oh, I got some thoughts on the music.

Oh, check it out. Chandler, too many cooks.

Take it from me.

As the groom, all I have to do is show up and try to say the right name.

Okay.

What in God's name is that?

Oh, my God.

The wedding book?

I haven't seen that since the fourth grade.

This baby has got everything.

Take, you know, locations, for instance.

First organized alphabetically, then geographically, then by square footage.

That is so smart.

Break it off.

Break it off now.

All right, so I haven't cleared the budget with my parents yet, but tell me how this is for music.

Okay.

All right, a string quartet for the processional, a jazz trio for cocktails, the Bay City Rollers for dancing.

Wait.

That was for my sixth grade wedding.

Well, you couldn't get them anyway.

I mean, Ian doesn't even play anymore, and Derek.

Well, Derek is a name I shouldn't know.

Hey, Mom, do you have another pillow?

You know, something a little snugglier?

Why are you napping over here instead of over at your place?

The duck.

What, the duck?

What the hell did the damn duck do now?

Uh, well, he did not.

Get sick somewhere in there, and it was immediately found and properly cleaned up.

Now, do I get to look at this book, or is it just for people who are actually involved in the wedding?

Of course you can look at it.

Yeah, I want your opinion, too.

Okay.

Here you go.

What do you think about centerpieces?

Centerpieces.

Yeah.

Roses or lilies?

Definitely roses.

Well, I just think they're a little bit more wedding-y, you know.

But lilies are the clear choice.

Oh, like, yeah.

It's like one mind.

Uh-huh.

Guys, guys.

You gotta let me nap.

I'm gonna get cranky.

Joey, there is a perfectly good couch across the hall.

Yes, it is perfectly good.

And it is not one of the places the duck got sick.

What?

All right, I'm gonna go.

Joey, what did the duck do?

I don't know, but he did not eat your face cream.