Please support the official release. "Are we there yet?" "No!" "Are we there yet?" "No!" "Are we there yet?" "No!" "Are we there yet?" "No!" "Are we there yet?" "No!" "Yay!

AYAYAYAYA!" "He's wrong!" "Hey look, Vegeta!

More locals...

So...

Are you guys alien?" "Ah, I hate awkward silences.

Dammit, Nappa, think before you act!

What if you had blown up one of the Dragon Balls?" "The what now, Vegeta?" "The Dragon Balls, Nappa.

Don't you remember our wish?

The Dragon Balls, you know?

There are seven of them.

They grant you any wish you want." "Like immortality?

Or Bulbas' panties." "Yeah...

Pandas." "You know what, Nappa?

One of these days, you're going to die.

And then you'll be out of my hair forever.

Now let's just go." "Gohan!

On your guard!

They're coming right towards us!" "But why would they be headed our way?" "They're probably seeking to eliminate the strongest power level." "But...

My dad's dead." "I was referring to me." "Oh, well by that logic, I suppose you would have the strongest power level on Earth." "Ah...

Hey guys, Krillin's here!" "Oh, I thought I sensed someone else coming.

Good, it seems you've increased your power since we last met." "I know, isn't it great?

I—" "You're almost as strong as Gohan now." "I...

Wait, but he's only five!" "It's because I'm a Saiyan." "Well, at least there's only two of you.

So, uh, how bad was the training with Piccolo?" "Well, the training wasn't that bad.

Mr. Piccolo is actually really nice after you get to know him." "Gohan!

I've brought you a sparring partner for today." "Really?

Who?" "So how was your training, Krillin?" "First rule of Bobo's training: Do not talk about Bobo's training!" "Krillin, why are you crying?" "Second rule of Bobo's training!" "Oh man, he's already crying and the Saiyans aren't even here yet!" "Yeah, we are!" "Hi." "So, you guys are the Saiyans?" "No." "Don't be rude, Nappa.

And you're here for the Dragon Balls?" "No.

We are.

And I am the Prince of all Saiyans!" "You're a prince?" "No.

F*** you, Nappa." "So what do we call you?" "I am Nappa.

And this is Vegeta!" "He was a prison—" "Shut up, Nappa!" "Bitch.

Dammit, Nappa!" "Oh, look, Vegeta!

It's a Namekian!" "Hey!

I take offense to that!" "He's referring to me, you idiot!" "Yes, and it's not an insult!

The Namekians are a fine, proud race of—" "That means he doesn't have a penis, right, Vegeta?

Eunuchs!" "So what exactly does that make you, Mr. Piccolo?

You survive mostly on water.

Does that make you a slug or a plant?" "Gohan, not now!" "And you also conduct photosynthesis, or do you—" "NERD!" "Wait, what?" "These are them, folks.

The terrible monsters who destroyed West City." "Jimmy, hurry up and get a shot of the ball." "Um, which one, Mr. Kent?" "Look, Vegeta!

The paparazzi!

I have to protect my image!" "Oh my god, he blew up the cargo robot!

And the cargo with people!" "Good.

Now I'm gonna read their power levels, Vegeta." "VEGETA!" "Nappa, don't you understand?

They can hide their power levels!

Those readings are useless!" "You mean like YouTube, friends?" "Yes, and I have a better way of testing their power levels.

Plant the Cybermen." "Yay!

Ta-da!" "What?

What are those?" "They're cultivated lifeforms, all with the same power level as Raditz." "That's right.

He was so weak, we could actually grow Raditzes!" "But, Vegeta, then you have to worry about the Fraggles." "Oh goddammit, Nappa, nobody's going to get that." "As a matter of fact...

I did." "Oh goody, more of them." "Who the hell are you?" "Vegeta, look!

More bald people!

The small one, the two tall ones, and...

Uh, uh...

Vegeta, look!

A Pokemon!" "I'm not a Pokemon!

I'm Chiaotzu!" "Chiaotzu!

You hear that, Vegeta?

It's a Chiaotzu!

I'm gonna catch it!" "I told you I'm not a Pokemon!" "Aw, it didn't work, Vegeta." "That's because you have to damage it first." "Alright, let's see if I can get a critical." "Hey guys, I'm here now.

It's Yamcha!" "That's right.

Don't worry, guys.

We worked ourselves half to death with our training.

So I know that as long as we stick together, we'll take on these Saiyans.

And we will win!" "Yeah!

Woo!" "And that one's Snuggles!

And that one's Fufu!

And that one's Cabbagehead!

And that one's other Cabbagehead!

And that one's Vegeta Jr.!

Vegeta Jr.!

No!"