Come jump in bed with me.

來和我一起跳上床吧

Let's get this started.

讓我們開始吧。

Am I allowed to say my actually favorite thing to do?

我可以說我最喜歡做的事情嗎？

Sex.

性

My mom's going to see this.

我媽媽會看啦

My favorite thing to do in bed is obviously sleep.

我在床上最喜歡做的事情顯然就是睡覺。

A perfect day in bed to me would be waking up by breakfast from someone that you love.

對我來說，在床上度過的完美一天就是被你愛的人送來的早餐喚醒。

Avocado toast, eggs, a latte, orange juice, water, and a beer.

牛油果吐司、雞蛋、拿鐵、橙汁、水和啤酒。

First thing I do when I wake up is brush my teeth and then drink orange juice, which is the worst idea you could possibly have.

我起床的第一件事就是刷牙，然後喝橙汁，這是最糟糕的想法。

It's the worst idea because it's the bad aftertaste, but at least you're getting the vitamin D.

這是最糟糕的主意，因為會有不好的回味，但至少你能攝入維生素 D。

Or what is it?

還是什麼？

Vitamin C?

維生素 C？

Whatever it is.

不管是什麼。

Whatever vitamins you're getting, you're getting it.

不管你攝入的是什麼維生素，你都會得到它。

Can you see my armpits really good?

你能看清楚我的腋窩嗎？

The last thing I do before bed is drink a lot of coconut water so I feel better and refreshed in the morning because I have a hard time waking up.

我睡前做的最後一件事就是喝大量的椰子汁，這樣我早上就會感覺好些，神清氣爽，因為我很難醒來。

Okay, so this one is my family crest.

好吧，這個是我的家徽。

My grandfather drew it, and I decided to get it actually done very well because it means a lot.

這是我祖父畫的，我決定把它畫得非常好，因為它意義重大。

The most spontaneous thing I've ever done is go swim with sharks and then skydive and then surf and then skate all in one day in Hawaii, where I live.

我做過的最自發的事情就是在我居住的夏威夷，一天之內和鯊魚一起游泳，然後跳傘，衝浪，滑冰。

It depends what time I go to bed.

這取決於我幾點上床睡覺。

It just depends where I'm at.

這取決於我在哪裡。

So if I'm in New York, probably never.

所以，如果我在紐約，可能永遠不會。

If I'm in Hawaii, probably like 8 p.m. 8 p.m. in Hawaii because you're surfing all day, you're skating all day.

如果我在夏威夷，可能是晚上 8 點。夏威夷的晚上 8 點，因為你整天都在衝浪，整天都在滑冰。

If I'm in LA, probably 11.30 p.m.

如果我在洛杉磯，可能是晚上 11:30。

If I'm in Europe, you probably have dinner at like 12.30, so you probably go to bed around 3 or maybe never.

如果我在歐洲，你可能會在 12 點 30 分左右吃晚飯，所以你可能會在 3 點左右上床睡覺，甚至永遠不會上床睡覺。

Even there too.

即使在那裡也是如此。

Basically, I'm always on the go, and my body doesn't have enough time to catch up, so it's kind of however I'm feeling.

基本上，我總是在奔波，身體沒有足夠的時間跟上，所以我感覺如何就如何。

Okay, if I'm going to be completely honest, I usually wake up around 12.30.

好吧，老實說，我通常在 12 點半左右醒來。

This is a great position for this question.

這個位置很適合回答這個問題。

My biggest turn-on is if you have talent and you know it, and if you have passion for something that you think is cool or something you've always wanted to do, it's hot.

我最大的興奮點是，如果你有天賦，而且你知道這一點，如果你對你認為很酷的事情或你一直想做的事情充滿熱情，那就會很火。

Oh my god, there's so many.

哦，我的天哪，太多了。

Oh my god, okay.

哦，我的上帝，好吧。

This goes for men and women.

男女都一樣。

My biggest turn-off is if you beatbox, please don't beatbox.

我最反感的是，如果你打拳，請不要打拳。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I don't want to see you moving your mouth like that.

我不想看到你這樣動嘴。

I don't want to hear the sounds that are coming out of your mouth when you beatbox.

我不想聽到你打拳時嘴裡發出的聲音。

That's another PSA.

這是另一個公益廣告。

I started skating at 11, which is super, super late because kids are doing like 1080s when they come out of the womb nowadays, but I started surfing when I was two before I learned how to swim even.

我 11 歲開始滑冰，這已經是超級超級晚的事了，因為現在的孩子一出孃胎就能滑 1080 米，但我兩歲時就開始衝浪了，那時我甚至還沒學會游泳。

My dad pushed me into my first wave and I haven't stopped since.

我爸爸把我推入了我的第一個浪頭，從那以後我就再也沒有停止過。

My proudest moment today is every morning I wake up because life is fragile and you can't take every day for granted, so every day is a celebration.

今天，我最自豪的時刻就是每天早上醒來，因為生命是脆弱的，你不能把每一天都視為理所當然，所以每一天都是值得慶祝的。

A hundred percent.

百分之百。

I felt uncomfortable a lot last year because everything was very new to me, but I'm starting to get the hang of it.

去年我經常感到不自在，因為一切對我來說都很陌生，但我已經開始掌握竅門了。

The last time I did something like this, I felt uncomfortable and now I feel completely at home.

上次我做這樣的事情時，感覺很不自在，而現在我覺得完全賓至如歸。

Yeah, my hidden talent is picking up trash on the street because most people don't know how to do that.

是啊，我的隱藏才能就是在街上撿垃圾，因為大多數人都不會撿垃圾。

That's my message to you.

這就是我給你們的資訊。

Do your dumb part and pick up some trash.

盡你的本分，撿起一些垃圾。

If it's not yours, it doesn't matter.

如果不是你的，那就無所謂了。

It's all of ours.

這是我們的一切。

Strangest DM I think I've ever gotten.

我想這是我收到過的最奇怪的 DM。

Let's just, let's just check now.

我們現在就檢查一下。

I don't see any gory ones, but what I can see right now is, hey, I've been a huge inspiration.

我沒看到什麼血淋淋的場面，但我現在能看到的是，嘿，我給了大家很大的啟發。

How do I become a mannequin?

如何成為人體模特？

Yeah, I mean, I don't see any crazy ones, which is probably good.

是啊，我是說，我沒看到什麼瘋狂的人，這也許是好事。

Oh, so I threw a party last night and I just get in a bunch of DMs.

我昨晚開了個派對，收到了很多 DM。

Thanks for inviting us.

感謝您的邀請。

I had a great time considering I never go out.

考慮到我從不出門，我玩得很開心。

This was a huge stress reliever.

這極大地緩解了壓力。

Stress reliever.

緩解壓力

Right in your calendars, baby.

就在你們的日曆上，寶貝。

I'm most excited about going to this Calvin party.

我最想參加的是卡爾文派對。

Oh, that's such a good, you got the good questions.

哦，這真是個好問題，你問到了好問題。

My real friends supported everything I do.

我真正的朋友支持我所做的一切。

That's why you have friends.

這就是你有朋友的原因。

But the ones who didn't know me, they had their opinions, I guess.

但那些不認識我的人，我想他們有自己的看法。

It's funny until you get it like validated by like doing stuff like with Calvin, they don't really back your vision until it happens to be backed by a legitimate company.

有趣的是，在你與卡爾文合作之前，他們並不會真正支持你的想法，直到你的想法碰巧得到一家合法公司的支持。

So this is my head.

這就是我的腦袋。

I came out of the womb with this color, honestly, because I buzzed it since this morning, like at 1030.

老實說，我從子宮裡出來的時候就是這個顏色，因為我從今天早上 10 點半就開始 "嗡嗡 "響了。

Okay, we're going to dye my hair and put it in my hair and then that's all, you know, in there.

好吧，我們要把我的頭髮染一下，然後把它放進我的頭髮裡，就這樣，你知道，就這樣。

I'm trying to look at my reflection in this camera hair.

我正試著從相機的頭髮上看自己的倒影。

It actually, for how little hair I have, takes a lot of bleach to make it completely white.

實際上，我的頭髮很少，需要大量漂白劑才能完全變白。

This is not to make my hair look any sort of way.

這並不是為了讓我的頭髮看起來有什麼樣子。

It's more of just a massage.

它更像是一種按摩。

Try it sometime.

有空試試。

What else do you want to know about me?

你還想了解我什麼？

Okay, so you want to see me act?

好吧，你想看我表演？

Give me a fucking cue.

給我個提示

I'm swiping right.

我在向右滑動。

Hmm.

嗯

Just like I always thought it'd be.

就像我一直以為的那樣。

You just sit there.

你就坐在那裡。

Yeah, you can't do anything.

是啊，你什麼都做不了。

I am sprucing up.

我正在梳妝打扮。

Just be yourself.

做你自己

Just be yourself.

做你自己

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

Wow, this pink on the pillowcase, you're going to have to bill me for that.

哇，枕套上的粉紅色，你得給我開張賬單了。

One more thing I like in bed is room service with a smile.

我還喜歡在床上享受微笑客房服務。

My favorite look when I go out is jeans and hoodie and gloves if you live in New York or anywhere cold.

如果你住在紐約或其他寒冷的地方，我出門時最喜歡的造型就是牛仔褲和連帽衫以及手套。

I feel like it's always better to come overdressed just so you're stunting on everyone.

我覺得來的時候最好多穿點衣服，這樣你就能在每個人面前炫耀了。

If you're at an event, you want to be best dressed.

如果你參加活動，你就想穿得最好。

One outfit for the rest of my life.

一生只穿一件衣服

No shoes, no sandals, no shirt, board shorts, surfboard, umbrella, sunscreen, that's it.

無鞋、無涼鞋、無襯衫、衝浪短褲、衝浪板、遮陽傘、防晒霜，僅此而已。

Just depends if I have a hot date.

這取決於我是否有一個熱辣的約會。

Usually a long time.

通常是很長時間。

If I don't have a hot date, still usually a long time.

如果我沒有約會，通常還是要等很久。

I'm going to wear striped turtleneck, black jeans, and a black jean vest over the turtleneck.

我打算穿條紋高領毛衣、黑色牛仔褲，在高領毛衣外面套一件黑色牛仔馬甲。

But I'm going to show you and grab some fries on the way out.

但我還是要帶你去看看，順便吃點薯條。

Here we go.

開始了

Here's the turtleneck that I picked out at the fitting and I can't get the damn hanger off.

這是我在試衣間選中的高領毛衣，但我卻怎麼也拿不下來這個該死的衣架。

You know when you're rushing and everything needs to be fast, but you just prolong things because you're rushing?

你知道，當你匆匆忙忙，一切都需要快，但你只是延長的事情，因為你匆匆忙忙？

That's what's happening right now.

這就是現在的情況。

Okay.

好的

Okay.

好的

I hope that this is the tailored version because that would be nice.

我希望這是量身定製的版本，因為那樣就更好了。

Okay.

好的

We're in.

我們進來了

We're in.

我們進來了

We're in.

我們進來了

We're in.

我們進來了

You like this?

你喜歡這樣嗎？

Does it fit?

合適嗎？

Is it tailored?

是量身定製的嗎？

Is it ready to go?

準備好了嗎？

Because I need to know.

因為我需要知道。

I'm running late, as always, so I got to get out of here.

我又要遲到了，所以我得走了。

But ask me a few more questions real quick.

不過，請再快問我幾個問題。

I don't know.

我不知道。

My favorite thing about myself is maybe being able to adapt to multiple different groups of friends and cultures and places.

我最喜歡自己的一點可能就是能夠適應多個不同的朋友群體、文化和地方。

What keeps me grounded is going back to Hawaii, seeing my family, seeing my friends, eating Hawaiian food, listening to Hawaiian music.

讓我感到踏實的是回到夏威夷，見到我的家人，見到我的朋友，吃夏威夷美食，聽夏威夷音樂。

Skateboarding keeps me grounded.

滑板讓我腳踏實地。

That's a huge one.

這是一個大問題。

Kidding me?

開玩笑？

If you're in a bad mood, just go slam on the pavement for like three hours.

如果心情不好，就在人行道上摔上三個小時。

I've seen many sides of Evan, but not too many people have.

我見過埃文的很多面，但見過的人並不多。

The only other people I can think of are my ex-girlfriends.

我能想到的其他人只有我的前女友們。

Okay.

好的

Enough with all these questions.

這些問題問得夠多了。

I have to jet to the party, but it was great talking to you.

我得去參加派對了，不過和你哈拉很愉快。

I'll see you in a bit.

一會兒見

What do you feel like doing today?

你今天想做什麼？

I feel like you want to subscribe.

我覺得你想訂閱。

Fucking hell, I promised myself I would never say subscribe to my YouTube channel.

真他媽見鬼，我答應過自己永遠不說訂閱我的 YouTube 頻道。

What do you feel like doing today?

你今天想做什麼？

I feel like you feel like, why can't I say this?

我覺得你會覺得，為什麼我不能這麼說？

This is like a mental block.

這就像是一種心理障礙。

Like, never say subscribe to nothing ever.

比如，永遠不要說訂閱什麼。

If you like what you saw and you want to see someone other than me, I would subscribe to Calvin Klein's YouTube channel.

如果你喜歡你所看到的，又想看我以外的人，我會訂閱 Calvin Klein 的 YouTube 頻道。

That's how I'd say it.

我就是這麼說的。