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  • Hey guys, this is Evan Bach.

  • Come jump in bed with me.

  • Let's get this started.

  • Am I allowed to say my actually favorite thing to do?

  • Sex.

  • My mom's going to see this.

  • My favorite thing to do in bed is obviously sleep.

  • A perfect day in bed to me would be waking up by breakfast from someone that you love.

  • Avocado toast, eggs, a latte, orange juice, water, and a beer.

  • First thing I do when I wake up is brush my teeth and then drink orange juice, which is the worst idea you could possibly have.

  • It's the worst idea because it's the bad aftertaste, but at least you're getting the vitamin D.

  • Or what is it?

  • Vitamin C?

  • Whatever it is.

  • Whatever vitamins you're getting, you're getting it.

  • Can you see my armpits really good?

  • The last thing I do before bed is drink a lot of coconut water so I feel better and refreshed in the morning because I have a hard time waking up.

  • Okay, so this one is my family crest.

  • My grandfather drew it, and I decided to get it actually done very well because it means a lot.

  • The most spontaneous thing I've ever done is go swim with sharks and then skydive and then surf and then skate all in one day in Hawaii, where I live.

  • It depends what time I go to bed.

  • It just depends where I'm at.

  • So if I'm in New York, probably never.

  • If I'm in Hawaii, probably like 8 p.m. 8 p.m. in Hawaii because you're surfing all day, you're skating all day.

  • If I'm in LA, probably 11.30 p.m.

  • If I'm in Europe, you probably have dinner at like 12.30, so you probably go to bed around 3 or maybe never.

  • Even there too.

  • Basically, I'm always on the go, and my body doesn't have enough time to catch up, so it's kind of however I'm feeling.

  • Okay, if I'm going to be completely honest, I usually wake up around 12.30.

  • This is a great position for this question.

  • My biggest turn-on is if you have talent and you know it, and if you have passion for something that you think is cool or something you've always wanted to do, it's hot.

  • Oh my god, there's so many.

  • Oh my god, okay.

  • This goes for men and women.

  • My biggest turn-off is if you beatbox, please don't beatbox.

  • I don't know.

  • I don't want to see you moving your mouth like that.

  • I don't want to hear the sounds that are coming out of your mouth when you beatbox.

  • That's another PSA.

  • I started skating at 11, which is super, super late because kids are doing like 1080s when they come out of the womb nowadays, but I started surfing when I was two before I learned how to swim even.

  • My dad pushed me into my first wave and I haven't stopped since.

  • My proudest moment today is every morning I wake up because life is fragile and you can't take every day for granted, so every day is a celebration.

  • A hundred percent.

  • I felt uncomfortable a lot last year because everything was very new to me, but I'm starting to get the hang of it.

  • The last time I did something like this, I felt uncomfortable and now I feel completely at home.

  • Yeah, my hidden talent is picking up trash on the street because most people don't know how to do that.

  • That's my message to you.

  • Do your dumb part and pick up some trash.

  • If it's not yours, it doesn't matter.

  • It's all of ours.

  • Strangest DM I think I've ever gotten.

  • Let's just, let's just check now.

  • I don't see any gory ones, but what I can see right now is, hey, I've been a huge inspiration.

  • How do I become a mannequin?

  • Yeah, I mean, I don't see any crazy ones, which is probably good.

  • Oh, so I threw a party last night and I just get in a bunch of DMs.

  • Thanks for inviting us.

  • I had a great time considering I never go out.

  • This was a huge stress reliever.

  • Stress reliever.

  • Right in your calendars, baby.

  • I'm most excited about going to this Calvin party.

  • Oh, that's such a good, you got the good questions.

  • My real friends supported everything I do.

  • That's why you have friends.

  • But the ones who didn't know me, they had their opinions, I guess.

  • It's funny until you get it like validated by like doing stuff like with Calvin, they don't really back your vision until it happens to be backed by a legitimate company.

  • So this is my head.

  • I came out of the womb with this color, honestly, because I buzzed it since this morning, like at 1030.

  • Okay, we're going to dye my hair and put it in my hair and then that's all, you know, in there.

  • I'm trying to look at my reflection in this camera hair.

  • It actually, for how little hair I have, takes a lot of bleach to make it completely white.

  • This is not to make my hair look any sort of way.

  • It's more of just a massage.

  • Try it sometime.

  • What else do you want to know about me?

  • Okay, so you want to see me act?

  • Give me a fucking cue.

  • I'm swiping right.

  • Hmm.

  • Just like I always thought it'd be.

  • You just sit there.

  • Yeah, you can't do anything.

  • I am sprucing up.

  • Just be yourself.

  • Just be yourself.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Wow, this pink on the pillowcase, you're going to have to bill me for that.

  • One more thing I like in bed is room service with a smile.

  • My favorite look when I go out is jeans and hoodie and gloves if you live in New York or anywhere cold.

  • I feel like it's always better to come overdressed just so you're stunting on everyone.

  • If you're at an event, you want to be best dressed.

  • One outfit for the rest of my life.

  • No shoes, no sandals, no shirt, board shorts, surfboard, umbrella, sunscreen, that's it.

  • Just depends if I have a hot date.

  • Usually a long time.

  • If I don't have a hot date, still usually a long time.

  • I'm going to wear striped turtleneck, black jeans, and a black jean vest over the turtleneck.

  • But I'm going to show you and grab some fries on the way out.

  • Here we go.

  • Here's the turtleneck that I picked out at the fitting and I can't get the damn hanger off.

  • You know when you're rushing and everything needs to be fast, but you just prolong things because you're rushing?

  • That's what's happening right now.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • I hope that this is the tailored version because that would be nice.

  • Okay.

  • We're in.

  • We're in.

  • We're in.

  • We're in.

  • You like this?

  • Does it fit?

  • Is it tailored?

  • Is it ready to go?

  • Because I need to know.

  • I'm running late, as always, so I got to get out of here.

  • But ask me a few more questions real quick.

  • I don't know.

  • My favorite thing about myself is maybe being able to adapt to multiple different groups of friends and cultures and places.

  • What keeps me grounded is going back to Hawaii, seeing my family, seeing my friends, eating Hawaiian food, listening to Hawaiian music.

  • Skateboarding keeps me grounded.

  • That's a huge one.

  • Kidding me?

  • If you're in a bad mood, just go slam on the pavement for like three hours.

  • I've seen many sides of Evan, but not too many people have.

  • The only other people I can think of are my ex-girlfriends.

  • Okay.

  • Enough with all these questions.

  • I have to jet to the party, but it was great talking to you.

  • I'll see you in a bit.

  • What do you feel like doing today?

  • I feel like you want to subscribe.

  • Fucking hell, I promised myself I would never say subscribe to my YouTube channel.

  • What do you feel like doing today?

  • I feel like you feel like, why can't I say this?

  • This is like a mental block.

  • Like, never say subscribe to nothing ever.

  • If you like what you saw and you want to see someone other than me, I would subscribe to Calvin Klein's YouTube channel.

  • That's how I'd say it.

Hey guys, this is Evan Bach.

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