So, I was in Germany.

I was in Bavaria.

And I was walking around.

I was at a hotel.

And I went.

I was listening to an audio book about breathing.

It was really relaxing, yeah.

So, I was breathing and focusing.

And I walked, and I got lost.

And I go, because I made a left turn.

But it's just farms.

It's beautiful.

Gorgeous.

And I got lost in a farm.

And I go, where am I?

And I go, well, I'll just...

And I looked at my phone.

I had 3% on my phone or something like that.

I go, oh, no.

So, I went to GPS.

And I could barely get the tracking thing.

I go, uh-oh.

And it goes, well, if you just cut through this way, you're an hour away from your hotel.

I go, it's almost impossible, but that's the truth.

So, I go, okay, but if I cut through this field, maybe I'll make it there.

So, I start walking through this field.

And I'm wearing shorts, as you do on vacation.

So, I'm walking through this field.

And then the grass just got really tall.

Like, this tall.

Like, they stopped mowing.

And I go, huh.

And I'm not even close.

So, I go, well, there's no way I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to go through the field, because I don't want to get bit by a German snake or something.

I don't know what the Bavarian, you know, wildlife.

So, anyway, so, I didn't know what to do.

So, I went back to my GPS.

I said, go to this road.

And so, I went to this other thing.

And then I started walking on this, like, highway, like an Autobahn or something.

They're going, like, 300 miles an hour.

And I'm so, and I really, I just want to get back to the hotel.

And I'm so lost, and I'm afraid that I'm actually, I really am lost.

So, I started, and don't do this at home, but I started hitchhiking.

And it turns out no one hitchhikes anymore.

So, I'm hitchhiking.

Cars are zooming by.

No one's even slowing down at all.

I'm just like...

So, I was like, ah.

I was so frustrated.

So, I go over.

I just kept walking on this highway thing.

And I see this, these guys working on a car, like an auto body shop.

So, I go over.

I go, I'm so sorry.

Excuse me.

And they go, yeah.

I go, I'm just trying to find this, my hotel.

I'm trying to go there.

And he goes, oh, let me see your phone.

I go, yeah.

He goes, you have to go to, you have to climb over this fence.

You go, uh-huh.

I have to climb over a fence?

He's like, yeah, yeah.

Climb over this fence, and you go to a field.

And then you get, you have to climb over another fence.

I go, I have to climb over two fences.

How did I even get here?

Like, I don't know what you're talking about.

So, I'm like, I almost started crying.

You know, I was freaking out.

I go, all right, man.

I go, I really appreciate your help.

Thank you so much.

He's like, no problem.

And I go to climb over this fence.

And he goes, you look like Jimmy Fallon.

I am.

I am.

I am Jimmy Fallon.

He goes, can I make a picture with you?

I go, yeah, we can make a picture.

So, we took a picture, and they go, could you give me a ride back to my hotel?

And he goes, I can.

He goes, but I don't have my license.

But I can ask to see if my mom will give you a ride.

So, I'm waiting there, and his mom gives me a ride back in her Volkswagen Golf convertible.

And we listened to Queen on the radio.

And his mom, Leon and his mom saved my life and brought me back to the hotel.

And they said, if you're ever in the States, please call me up and say hi to me.

And Leon and mom are in the audience tonight.

I haven't seen you.

Oh, give me a break.

That's not what you wear.

I dressed up for you.

I can't thank you enough.

Thank you for being so nice.

It's just great to know there's good people out there.

And you're one of the good people.

Thank you very, very much.

Look at mom.

Are you kidding me?

You look so good.

Hi, my boy.

Oh, yeah, you didn't know me, yeah.

Your mom, you were telling your mom, no, he's on TV.

Your mom's like, I don't know who he is.

Now she understands.

Now she understands.

Yeah, and who is this?

Yeah, dad, come on.

Hey, dad, nice to see you.

Welcome, and thank you for being here.

Oh, he's the best.

Thank you for everything.

Honestly, I'll never forget it.

Did you enjoy the show?

Are you having fun?

Yes.

Very good, and afterwards, we'll take pictures, and you look fantastic.

That's so funny.

Just for me?

Oh, my God.

Leon, come on, mom.

I love you.

That was the best.