Shouldn't you be at work?

你不是應該在工作嗎？

Uh, they sent me home.

他們把我送回家了

They said I can't work if I'm sick.

他們說我病了就不能工作了。

Oh, I'm so sorry that you're sick.

你病了，我很難過。

I'm not sick.

我沒病。

I don't get sick.

我沒有生病。

Getting sick is for weaklings.

弱者才會生病

It's for pansies.

這是為三色堇準備的。

Honey, no one thinks that you're a pansy, but we do think that you need a tissue.

親愛的，沒人覺得你是個娘娘腔，但我們覺得你需要一張紙巾。

I have not been sick in over three years.

我已經三年多沒生病了。

Ah-choo!

阿嚏

I'm gonna grab you some tissue.

我給你拿點紙巾

I-I don't need a tissue.

我不需要紙巾

I'm fine-ed.

我沒事

When you put a D at the end of fine, you're not fine-ed.

當你在 "罰款 "後面加上 "D "時，你就不是 "罰款 "了。

I'm fine-ed.

我沒事

I'm fine-ed.

我沒事

You know, it's a really hard word to say.

你知道，這個詞真的很難說出口。

Okay, so what do you want to do?

好吧，那你想做什麼？

Let's do something crazy.

我們來做點瘋狂的事吧

I know.

我知道

Let's rest and drink lots of fluids.

讓我們好好休息，多喝水。

Okay, I'll rest.

好吧，我休息一下

But, uh, you know, if I'm going to bed, then you're coming with me.

但是，呃，你知道，如果我要上床睡覺 你就得跟我一起去

See, that would be impossible to resist if you weren't all... drippy here.

你看，如果你不是......滴滴答答的，那就無法抗拒了。

Are you saying that you don't want to get with this?

你是說你不想和它在一起？

Yeah, I don't think you should say that even when you're healthy.

是啊，我覺得即使你很健康，也不應該這麼說。

Oh, come on.

得了吧

No, I'm...

不，我...

Don't take this personally, okay?

別往心裡去，好嗎？

It's just that I just can't have sex with a sick person.

只是我不能和一個病人發生性關係。

I'm with you, Chandler.

我支持你 錢德勒

I mean, I can't have sex with a sick person, either.

我的意思是，我也不能和病人發生性關係。

That's disgusting.

太噁心了

But I'm not sick.

但我沒病。

Let me prove it to you.

讓我證明給你看。

We are two healthy people and the bribe of lime.

我們是兩個健康的人和石灰的賄賂。

See, that's the thing.

看，這就是問題所在。

I would like to stay in the prime of life.

我希望自己能保持旺盛的生命力。

Chandler.

錢德勒

Oh, what is it, honey?

哦，怎麼了，親愛的？

You need some tea, some soup?

要喝茶還是喝湯？

Oh.

哦。

Calling Dr. Big.

呼叫大博士

Dr. Big to the bed.

大個子醫生來到床邊。

Oh, geez, honey.

哦，天哪，親愛的

I thought...

我想...

I thought you were asleep.

我以為你睡著了

How could I be asleep knowing that you were the next room?

知道你就在隔壁房間，我怎麼還能睡著？

I was asleep.

我睡著了

Oh, no, no, no, honey.

哦，不，不，不，親愛的。

You know what's sexy?

你知道什麼最性感嗎？

Layers.

層數

No.

不

Layers are sexy and blankets are sexy and, oh, hot water bottles are sexy.

層層疊疊很性感，毯子很性感，哦，熱水瓶也很性感。

Come on, get into bed.

快上床睡覺

I want to prove to you that I'm not sick.

我想向你證明我沒病。

I want to make you feel as good as I feel.

我想讓你感覺和我一樣好。

Ah!

啊！

Please get some rest.

請好好休息。

I'm fine.

我沒事

Ah!

啊！