Happy Thanksgiving.

感恩節快樂

Shh.

噓

No, no, no.

不，不，不

What, are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year?

怎麼，今年的感恩節要保密嗎？

No, we are playing this game I learned at work.

不，我們在玩我在工作中學到的這個遊戲。

You have to name all the states in six minutes.

你必須在六分鐘內說出所有州的名稱。

What?

什麼？

That's, like, insanely easy.

這簡直太簡單了。

No, it's a lot harder than it sounds.

不，這比聽起來要難得多。

You always forget at least one.

你總是忘了至少一個。

Or in some cases... 14.

或者在某些情況下...14.

It's a stupid game, and I wasn't playing against other people, so technically, I didn't lose.

這是一個愚蠢的遊戲，而且我沒有和其他人對戰，所以從技術上講，我沒有輸。

What?

什麼？

You forgot 14 states?

你忘了 14 個州？

Nobody cares about the Dakotas.

沒人關心達科他州。

Oh, okay, time's up.

好了，時間到了

All right, I got 48.

好吧，我得到了48。

Oh, that's not bad.

哦，還不錯。

Phoebes?

菲比？

Oh, I got tired of naming states, so I decided to list the types of celery.

哦，我已經厭倦了給州命名，所以我決定列出芹菜的種類。

And I have one, regular celery.

我有一棵，普通的芹菜。

Okay, so Rachel's got 48, and Phoebe has the lead in... vegetables.

好吧，瑞秋48分，菲比領先......蔬菜。

Joey?

喬伊？

Say hello to the new champ of Chandler's dumb states game.

向錢德勒愚蠢州遊戲的新冠軍問好。

Well, how many you got?

你有多少？

56.

56.

Done.

完成。

With time to spare.

還有時間

Ooh, this may be a new world's record.

哦，這可能是一項新的世界紀錄。

You know, I hate to lecture you guys, but it's kind of disgraceful that a group of well-educated adults and Joey... can't name all the states.

我不想對你們說教，但一群受過良好教育的成年人和喬伊......卻連所有州的名字都說不出來，這實在有點丟人。

Do you ever see a map or one of those round, colorful things called a globe?

你見過地圖或被稱為地球儀的五顏六色的圓東西嗎？

Uh, Magellan?

呃，麥哲倫？

You got 46 states.

你們有 46 個州。

What?

什麼？

That's impossible. 46.

這不可能46.

Well, who's well-educated now, Mr. I-Forgot-Ten-States?

那麼，現在誰受過良好教育呢，"我忘了十個州 "先生？

Okay, Ross, time is up.

好了，羅斯，時間到了

No, just give me another minute.

不，再給我一分鐘

Look, Ross, if you don't know them by now, you will never know them, okay?

聽著，羅斯，如果你現在還不瞭解他們 你就永遠不會了解他們了，好嗎？

That is the beauty of this game.

這就是這款遊戲的魅力所在。

It makes you want to kill yourself.

它讓你想自殺。

This is crazy.

這太瘋狂了。

I can do this.

我能做到這一點。

All right, uh, I bet I can get all 50 before dinner.

好吧，呃，我打賭我能在晚飯前把 50 個都拿到。

Okay, but if you can't, no dinner.

好吧，但如果你做不到，就別吃晚飯了。

You're on.

現在開始

All right, don't look at my list, Ross, because there's a lot on there that you don't have.

好了，別看我的名單，羅斯，因為上面有很多你沒有的東西。

How can I not get this?

我怎麼會拿不到呢？

I'm a college professor.

我是一名大學教授。

I got 1450 on my SATs. 1250.

我SAT考了1450分1250.

Damn, I forgot you were here.

媽的，我都忘了你在這兒。

Ross, you need some help?

羅斯，需要幫忙嗎？

From you?

你給的？

Yes, please.

好的，謝謝。

First of all, Utah?

首先，猶他州？

Dude, you can't just make stuff up.

老兄，你不能胡編亂造。

I hate America.

我恨美國。

When I finish this game, I swear, I am moving.

等我玩完這個遊戲，我發誓，我一定要搬家。

Okay, maybe this is so hard because there aren't 50 states.

好吧，也許這太難了，因為沒有 50 個州。

Let me tell you something.

讓我告訴你一件事。

I have 49 states, and there are no more.

我有 49 個州，沒有更多了。

I think I should be able to eat something.

我想我應該可以吃點東西。

It's up to you.

這取決於你。

Oh, my God!

我的天啊

Delaware.

特拉華州

Delaware.

特拉華州

All right.

好吧

I want my turkey now.

我現在就要吃火雞

You got it.

你說對了。

You got Nevada twice.

你得到了兩次內華達。

I know.

我知道

Yeah.

是啊