Hey! I'm here. Hi!

Ha! Oh!

Oh, my God!

You like it? Oh, my God!

It's my new apothecary table.

Ross, Phoebe is gonna be here any second.

She cannot see this.

Oh, why not? She'll love it.

It's the real thing.

I got her a pottery bar.

I know you did. I bought the same one.

And if she sees your table, she's gonna know that I lied to her.

I told her that ours was an original.

Why did you do that?

Because she hates Pottery Barn.

She hates Pottery Barn?

I know. I know. She says it's all mass-produced, nothing is authentic, and everyone winds up having the same stuff.

So, come on. She's gonna be here any second.

Can we please just cover this up with something, please?

What? No, no.

I am not gonna hide it from Phoebe.

Ooh, although I did get some great Pottery Barn sheets.

Oh! Ooh!

Oh, I forgot they made sheets.

Yeah.

I still can't believe she hates Pottery Barn.

Ross, get over it. It's not like she hates you.

Yeah, but Pottery Barn.

Oh.

You know, when I think, it's just, she's weird.

You know, it's because she's a twin.

Twins are weird.

Ross, she's not weird.

She just likes her stuff to be one of a kind.

Oh. You know what's not one of a kind?

A twin.

Hey.

Hi.

Oh, Phoebe's here. Okay, so let's turn out all the lights, and we'll just watch the movie.

Okay.

Hey, ooh, cool sheet.

Oh, you like it?

You want to know where I got it?

Sure.

They got it at a flea market.

You bought your sheets at a flea market?

Ross, come on. You got to loosen the purse strings a little.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh.

Oh, you're okay.

Hey, Phoebes, do you please not put your feet up on my new...

old sheet?

Oh, shoot.

Oh.

Oh!

Oh!

My apothecary table!

What?

No!

Oh!

Ross, where did you get this?

I got it at Pottery Barn, okay?

Oh, my God!

Phoebe Pottery Barn has ripped off the design of our antique!

Wow!

Oh, my God!

Well, if they've ripped off our table, ours must be worth much more than $1.50!

Wow, this doesn't even smell like opium!

Of course not!

It smells like wine, which you spilled!

And thanks for wrecking my sheet, by the way.

Oh, Ross, calm down.

I'll give you the 80 cents.

Thanks.