Hi.

Hi.

Are you a friend of Rachel's?

Yes, yes I am.

Are you a friend of Rachel's?

Actually, I'm kind of a, you know, a date type thing of Rachel's.

A date?

Yeah, I'm her date.

Oh, oh you're, oh you're the date.

You know, this is actually good because if we ever lose Ross, we have a spare.

Oh, you are the paleontologist.

Yes, yes I am.

And you are a periodontist.

See, now they're as different as night and later that night.

Well, I am going to get a beverage.

It was nice, nice meeting you.

Ditto.

I, well, I met Ross.

Hey, I didn't know we were seeing other people.

Well, we're not seeing each other.

Huh.

So.

Well, for your information, there's a woman at the museum who's curator of moths and other winged things.

Who's let it be known that she is drawn to me much like a, well, you know.

Well, so far I've been keeping her at bay, but if this is the deal.

Well, yeah, this is the deal.

Okay, well, have a nice evening.

Thank you.

Ross, are you ready?

Yeah.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

She's dating?

She's dating?

Yes, yes, but did you see who she was dating?

What do you mean?

Do you not see it?

See what?

I don't know what she sees in that goober.

And it takes him, what, like, like, I don't know, uh, hello, a week to get out a sentence?

Yeah, it's annoying, isn't it?

Yeah.

Hey, we're having some fun now, huh, Ross?

Want to do another one?

Huh, Ross?

Okay, 11 letters.

Atomic element number 101 ends in eum.

Dysprosium.

Dysprosium.

Tremendilevium.

And weenie number two has it.

Unless, of course, Nine Down Nights in White Satin was sung by the Doody Blues.

Wait, you don't see it?

You actually don't see it?

What?

Okay, honey, you're dating Ross.

No, babes, I'm dating Russ.

Russ is Ross.

Russ Ross.

Steve Sleeve.

Okay, no one is named Sleeve.

Baby, what the hell are you talking about?

Other than their names being similar, I'm sorry, I do not see what you're seeing.

For your information, it's a card sharp, not a card shark.

You could not be more wrong.

You could try, but you would not be successful.

Okay, I'm going to get some more coffee before the pinching and eye-poking begins.

I know what your problem is.

Oh, you do, do you?

Mm-hmm.

You're jealous.

Of what?

You're jealous because I'm a real doctor.

Hey, you're a doctor of gums.

That's the smallest body part you can major in.

It's like day one floss, day two, here's your diploma.

Now, you listen.

No, no, let me finish.

No, let me finish.

No, you let me finish.

Hi.

Hi.

Ew.

Ew.

Ew.

Ew.