You okay, Slater? Oh yeah, I'm fine.

你沒事吧，斯萊特？ 哦，是的，我很好

I'm fine. What is with you tonight? Nothing.

我沒事 你今晚怎麼了？ 沒什麼 Nothing.

Nothing, nothing, nothing. Okay, thank you.

沒事 沒事 沒事 好的，謝謝

It's the Italian hand licker, isn't it? No, it's the one he's licking.

是那個舔手的意大利人吧？ 不，是他在舔的那個人

She's supposed to be with you. You're good. Oh, Ross, listen to me.

她應該和你在一起 你真行 羅斯 聽我說

I have sold a hundred million copies of my books.

我的書已經賣出了一億冊。

And you know why? The girl on the cover with her nipples showing? No, because I know how to write men that women fall in love with.

你知道為什麼嗎？ 封面上那個露出乳頭的女孩？ 不，因為我知道如何寫出讓女人愛上的男人。

Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo.

相信我，我不能賣掉一個保羅。

People will not turn 325 pages for a Paolo. Come on, the guy's a secondary character.

人們不會為了一個保羅翻325頁書。 拜託，這傢伙只是個次要人物。

He's just, uh, you know, a complication you eventually kill off. When?

他只是，呃，你知道的，你最終會幹掉的一個麻煩。 什麼時候？

He's not a hero. You know who our hero is? The guy on the cover with his nipples showing? No, it's you. Please. No, really, come on. You're smart, you're sexy. Right.

他不是英雄 你知道我們的英雄是誰嗎？ 封面上那個露著乳頭的傢伙？ 不，是你 求你了 不，真的，拜託 你聰明又性感 好吧

Kiddo, you're gonna be fine, believe me. Uh-oh. I'll just pee in the street.

孩子 你會沒事的 相信我 啊哦 我去街上撒尿好了

I'll just pee in the street.

我就在街上撒尿。