I use a really expensive shampoo, with throwing rocks and acting tough, even though we're all wearing tons of makeup.

我用的是一種非常昂貴的洗髮水，雖然我們都化了濃妝，但我還是會扔石頭，裝作很堅強的樣子。

Our manager says we have to act straight, even though we're all gay.

我們的經理說，儘管我們都是同志，但我們必須表現得正直。

We're at the beach acting like we're hunting for chicks, but secretly what we're looking for is some dick.

我們在海灘上裝作在找小妞，其實我們在找的是小弟弟。

Shut the hell up, guys, and get back in the closet.

閉上你們的鳥嘴，回到壁櫥裡去。

They can't know, oh, oh, that you are not hetero.

他們不可能知道，哦，哦，你不是異性戀。

Scooting past salts and jumping in place.

走過鹽田，原地跳躍。

Look at that hot guy, I think we should eat his face.

看看那個帥哥，我覺得我們應該吃掉他的臉。

Get away from me, you psychos, I have some mace in the flow.

離我遠點，你們這些瘋子，我有狼牙棒。

Oh, oh, bet that you taste beautiful.

哦，哦，我打賭你嚐起來一定很美。

No, no, no, get lost, you drugged up homos.

不，不，不，滾開，你們這些嗑藥的同志。

We're playing sports, so we seem straight.

我們在運動，所以看起來很正直。

Our manager said that that's a good way.

我們的經理說這是個好辦法。

You need the gas for record sales, so you better keep kicking that ball all damn day.

你需要汽油來提高唱片銷量，所以你最好整天踢球。

Oh, what's the point?

哦，這有什麼意義？

Everyone can see it.

每個人都能看到。

It's obvious we like penis.

很明顯，我們喜歡小雞雞。

We all pop gay British boys skipping in the waves.

我們都喜歡在海浪中跳躍的英國同志男孩。

All we want to do is watch Magic Michael Day.

我們只想看魔術師邁克爾-戴。

Let's all get into the water and masturbate.

讓我們一起下水自慰吧。

I'm gonna think about you.

我會想你的

I'm gonna think about you, too.

我也會想你的

God damn it, guys, please stop being gay. 99% of your fans are straight ladies.

該死的，夥計們，別再做同志了。你們 99% 的粉絲都是直男。

If they find out your queers are sealed, we'll go away.

如果他們發現你的同志被封印了，我們就會離開。

Okay, fine, I-ine, we'll save it for another time.

好吧，好吧，下次再說吧

There's a girl going to act like straight guys.

有一個女孩會像直男一樣行事。

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.

吶，吶，吶，吶，吶，吶，吶，吶，吶，吶，吶，吶。

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

是的，是的，是的，是的，是的，是的，是的，是的。

Hey, girl, we're supposed to act like you get us off, but looking at you makes our penises go soft.

嘿，姑娘，我們應該裝作你讓我們興奮的樣子 但看著你，我們的老二就軟了。

Oh, my gosh, I think I see David Hasselhoff.

哦，天哪，我好像看到大衛-哈塞爾霍夫了。

Hey there, boys, it's the Hoff.

嘿 夥計們 我是霍夫 Hey there, boys, it's the Hoff.

I've been on this beach since Baywatch and have been watching you all this time.

我從《海灣救生隊》開始就在這片海灘上了，一直都在看著你。

I gotta say that you're all looking mighty fine.

我得說，你們看起來都很棒。

Why don't we head back to my place and have some wine?

不如我們回我家喝點酒吧？

Yeah, let's go.

好，我們走

That sounds so, so magical.

這聽起來真是太神奇了。

No, no, no, do not go over to his home.

不，不，不，不要去他家。

Whoa, whoa, whoa, these boys are mind-they're-beautiful.

哇哦，哇哦，哇哦，這些孩子太美了。

Seriously?

真的嗎？

Let's go, boys.

走吧，孩子們

Let's go.

我們走吧

You're back in my life, boys.

你們又回到我的生活了，孩子們。

Are you kidding me?

你在開玩笑嗎？

Yo, guys, what's up?

你們好啊

Thank you so much for watching my One Direction parody.

非常感謝大家收看我的單向樂隊模仿秀。

I shot with all my buddies, so go check out their channels.

我和我所有的朋友一起拍攝，所以去看看他們的頻道吧。

You can click their ugly-ass faces to check it out.

您可以點擊他們醜陋的臉龐查看。

They all make funny videos, so do it.

他們都會製作有趣的視頻，那就去做吧。

You can get this song on iTunes.

您可以在 iTunes 上下載這首歌。

Don't forget that shit.

別忘了那玩意兒

In the description, check out all my other parodies.

在說明中，請查看我的其他所有模仿作品。

Click my face.

點擊我的臉

I got some weird shit.

我有一些奇怪的東西。

Thanks for watching.

感謝觀看。

Okay, guys, let's all get really gay together.

好了，夥計們，我們一起來搞基吧。

Bye.

再見。