Come on, Miss Tuffsy.

There's plenty more fun to be had.

Gary, now I know I was wrong.

I messed up and now you're gone.

Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you.

Oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me feeling this empty.

Your meow right now would sound like music to me.

Please come home, cause I miss you, Gary.

Gary, come home.

Gary, can't you see I was blind?

I'll do anything to change your mind.

Gary!

More than a pet, you're my best friend.

Too cool to forget.

Come back, cause we are family.

And forgive me for making you want to roam.

And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome.

Somewhere I hope you're reading my latest three word poem.

Gary, come home.

I want peanuts.

Back off!

Gary, come home.

Who is this Lisa person?

What?