Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

Um, I think there's something that we really need to talk about.

嗯，我覺得有些事我們真的需要談談。

I think we do.

我想是的。

Why don't we go inside?

我們為什麼不進去呢？

Hi.

你好。

Look, uh, I know why you're here.

我知道你為什麼來這裡

You do?

是嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

And to save you from any embarrassment, I think maybe I should talk first.

為了不讓你尷尬，我想也許我應該先說。

OK. Ross and Rachel.

好的 羅斯和瑞秋

Rachel and Ross.

瑞秋和羅斯

That's been one heck of a seesaw, hasn't it?

這真是個蹺蹺板，不是嗎？

What?

什麼？

I mean, look, that one night we had was fun and certainly passionate.

我是說，聽著，我們那一晚很開心，當然也很激情。

But don't you think it's better if we just stay friends?

但你不覺得我們還是做朋友更好嗎？

Seriously, what?

說真的，什麼？

OK.

好的。

OK.

好的。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

If you want to, we can do it one more time.

如果你願意，我們可以再來一次。

I mean, I'd be OK with that.

我的意思是，我可以接受。

In fact, I have some time right now.

事實上，我現在就有時間。

OK.

好的。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

Can I talk now?

我能說話了嗎？

Oh, sure.

哦，當然。

OK.

好的。

I'm pregnant.

我懷孕了

Ross.

羅斯

Ross.

羅斯

OK.

好的。

Whenever you're ready.

只要你準備好了

And you're the father, by the way.

順便說一句，你是孩子的父親。

But you got it.

但你知道了。

Can I get you some water?

要喝點水嗎？

I'm good.

我很好

I'm good.

我很好

Ross, there is no pressure on you, OK?

羅斯，你沒有壓力，好嗎？

I mean, you can be as involved as you want.

我的意思是，你想怎麼參與就怎麼參與。

Yeah, I, uh, I'm just, I don't know.

是啊，我，呃，我只是，我不知道。

I don't understand how this happened.

我不明白這是怎麼發生的。

We used a condom.

我們用了保險套。

I know, I know.

我知道，我知道。

But you know, condoms only work, like, 97% of the time.

但要知道，保險套只有 97% 的時間能起作用。

What?

什麼？

What?

什麼？

Well, they should put that on the box.

好吧，他們應該把這一點寫在包裝盒上。

They do.

他們是這樣做的。

No, they don't.

不，他們沒有。

Well, they should put it in huge block letters.

嗯，他們應該用大大的正楷寫出來。

OK, Ross, come on.

好吧，羅斯，來吧。

Let's just forget about the condom.

我們還是忘了保險套吧。

Oh, well, I may as well have.

哦，好吧，那我還是去吧。

Listen, you know what?

聽著，你知道嗎？

I was really freaked out, too, when I found out.

當我知道這個消息時，我也嚇壞了。

Hey, I'm not freaked out.

嘿，我沒被嚇到。

I'm indignant as a consumer.

作為消費者，我感到憤憤不平。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

Let's, let's talk later.

讓我們，讓我們以後再談。

No, no.

不，不

I want to talk now, OK?

我現在想談談，好嗎？

In fact, I want to talk to the president of the condom company.

事實上，我想和保險套公司的總裁談談。

OK, you know what?

好吧，你知道嗎？

Maybe I should come back. Yeah, I'll press one.

也許我應該回來 好，我按一個