I have a whole new respect for every guy that's ever gone out with you.

我對和你約會過的每個男人都有了全新的敬意。

Happy birthday, Blue.

生日快樂，布魯。

Happy birthday.

生日快樂

Happy birthday, Blue.

生日快樂，布魯。

Uh, where's Blue?

布魯呢？

I haven't seen her all day.

我一整天都沒見到她

I just saw her.

我剛看到她

Yeah, it was definitely there.

是的，肯定有。

You're not gonna get Blue that cupcake without a photo op, are you?

不拍張照片，你就拿不到布魯的紙杯蛋糕，對吧？

Where's your iPad?

你的 iPad 呢？

I just saw it.

我剛看到。

Yeah, it was definitely there.

是的，肯定有。

Yeah, hon, go.

是啊，親愛的，去。

You need a pic so you can post it on Facebook or Fishbook or whatever.

你需要一張照片，這樣你就可以把它發到 Facebook 或 Fishbook 或其他網站上。

Good idea.

好主意。

Here, hold this.

拿著這個

Caroline, you look less flat.

卡羅琳，你看起來不那麼平了。

You finally get that boob job you needed?

你終於做了你需要的隆胸手術？

I feel like the baggie broke.

我覺得袋子破了。

Yep, that's what happens when you get the cheap implants.

沒錯，這就是廉價植入物的後果。

Oh, thank God.

謝天謝地

There is definitely something moving around in my bra.

我的胸罩裡肯定有東西在動。

Well, it's good you can still recognize that feeling.

好在你還能意識到這種感覺。

It's right...

沒錯...

Oh, oh, I touched it!

哦，哦，我摸到了！

Carole, someone put your hand in my bra and help me.

卡羅爾，誰來把手伸進我的胸罩幫我一下。

Why now?

為什麼是現在？

Now when I'm up in arms?

現在，當我勃然大怒時？

No, no, no, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不，不，不，不。

I'm afraid I'm gonna squish it and kill it again.

我怕我會把它壓扁，再把它弄死。

Okay, just get up on the counter and drop it in the tank.

好吧，就站到櫃檯上，把它扔進水箱裡。

What?

什麼？

Get up on the counter, spread your leg and just let it fall into the tank.

站到櫃檯上，張開腿，讓它掉進魚缸裡。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

Forget the back rub.

忘了擦背吧

After this, we're square.

之後，我們就扯平了。

Okay, straddle the tank, pull out your uniform and let it go.

好了，跨上坦克，拿出你的制服，放手吧。

Now I owe you money.

現在我欠你錢了

No, just squat over the tank like you're delivering a fish baby.

不，就像接生魚寶寶一樣蹲在魚缸上。

I'm delivering a fish baby?

我要生個魚寶寶？

This is where I'm at?

這就是我的處境？

Stop asking.

別問了

That's where you're at.

這就是你的處境。

Oh.

哦。

Okay, now that I saw, right?

好吧，現在我看到了，對嗎？

Caroline, get down.

卡羅琳，趴下

It's not that kind of party.

這不是那種派對。