I think pale is in these days In paper pants a lot of people imagine that That's how I'm in show business do an American accent or a Jamaican accent.

我認為，如今在紙褲子裡，很多人都認為我在演藝界就是這樣，操著美國口音或牙買加口音。

Who would I rather offend?

我寧願得罪誰？

Be reincarnated or hang out as a ghost a ghost because I think I'd like to still be me even though I'm Often not very happy with me just torment people forever.

投胎轉世，或者做鬼，因為我覺得我還是想做我自己，儘管我經常不太高興，只是永遠折磨別人。

Yeah, or make them a bit happier.

是啊，或者讓他們開心一點。

Okay.

好的

I'm glad that's how you You'd make people's lives a fucking misery continue to pester them Yeah, give people dating advice or stay the hell out of it.

我很高興你就是這樣的人 你會讓人們的生活變得一團糟 繼續糾纏他們吧，給人們約會建議，不然就滾遠點

I think stay the hell out of it I think yeah watch love actually with your family during the holidays or a Christmas Carol is a better choice I think a Christmas Carol, you know begging Richard Curtis's pardon is a better story, but it hasn't got me in it So that's always been the down the floor for a Christmas Carol for me so it love actually Yeah, well the Muppets love actually would be quite the Muppets love actually would be good I'd like to see my scenes in that Kermit as a stand-in and now for the Hobbit questions You asked me to find the 14th member of this company and I have chosen.

我覺得《聖誕頌歌》是個更好的故事，乞求理查德-柯蒂斯的原諒，但它沒有我的戲份，所以對我來說，《聖誕頌歌》的下限一直是 "愛"，是的、對布偶團的愛其實很好 我想在裡面看到我的戲份，柯密特作為替身 現在是霍比特人的問題 你讓我找出公司的第14位成員，我選了他

Mr. Beckett.

貝克特先生

So this is the Hobbit Has found a way back into the world Oh It's now behind the world Have excellent swordsmanship or don't stand too close to me What are you saying?

這就是霍比特人 找到了回到這個世界的方法 哦，它現在在這個世界的後面 你要有高超的劍術，否則別站得離我太近 你在說什麼？

My soul doesn't seem battles.

我的靈魂似乎不在戰鬥。

It's not actually sure it is a sword More of a letter opener really Excellent swordsmanship.

它實際上並不確定是一把劍，更像是一把開信刀，真的是非常出色的劍術。

I think I'm alright with a sword.

我想我用劍沒問題。

Yeah If I have to Keep the prosthetic feet.

是的，如果我必須保留義足的話。

Yeah, or left him on set left them on set.

是啊，或者把他留在片場 把他們留在片場

Yeah, they're too heavy Were you pouring sweat out of them after the end of the day as well?

是的，它們太重了 你在一天結束後也在往外冒汗嗎？

That's not nice Sometimes Heather would take them off because she'd have to talc me up on a shaved leg The leg would come off and one time a bit of my talc II sweat Landed in her mouth.

這可不好 有時希瑟會把它們脫下來，因為她要給我刮腿上的爽身粉 腿上的爽身粉會脫落，有一次我的爽身粉和汗水掉進了她的嘴裡。

Can you imagine a sort of milky substance?

你能想象一種乳白色物質嗎？

Land Flying into a woman's mouth.

陸地飛入女人的口中。

No, I can't milky foot.

不，我不能用牛奶腳。

So I can't yeah, my publicist is having a coronary.

所以我不能 是啊，我的公關都快急死了

Yeah Okay, final question have a beer with Gollum.

好吧 最後一個問題 和咕嚕一起喝杯啤酒吧

Yeah, or the dwarves.

對，或者矮人

I'm surrounded by dwarves.

我周圍都是矮人

What are they doing here?

他們在這裡做什麼？

The dwarves definitely because they're better drinkers they're more hearty and they wouldn't be constantly trying to take something from me Losers This is now acting watch this This has been 60 seconds with me Martin Freeman only on Cinemax I Should be doing that How long my career will last What a shame it's over just as it's beginning You

小矮人肯定是因為他們更能喝 他們更酣暢淋漓 他們不會老是想從我這裡搶東西 失敗者 這就是現在的表演 看這個 這已經是我的60秒了 馬丁-弗里曼只在Cinemax上表演 我應該做那個 我的職業生涯能持續多久 真可惜它剛開始就結束了 你