What up, baby?

I'm starting to feel a little bit hungry here.

Say no more, boy.

I gotcha.

Look for the best and healthy food, nutritious and delicious food.

Ignore that greasy junk food passing by.

Is that the bloodstream of my mama?

Yes, sir.

That is correct.

You only get the very best.

The bloodstream of your mama is the source.

If you see something that looks a bit ugly, just throw it back.

That's for your mama.

Hey, can you leave something nice for the mother too?

She also needs nutrition, you know.

My contract says clearly, take care of the baby.

The mother is her husband's problem.

How selfish can you be?

Let's do this, baby boy.

Dig in.

Mmm, what a delicious thing.

Amazing.

Amazing!

But now I need to go pee-pee.

No worries, man.

I got everything.

I came prepared.

Ah, that feels nice.

What are we gonna do with all this waste?

Don't worry about it.

We'll throw it in the bloodstream of your mama.

And that doesn't harm her?

No, bro.

We have other organs that protect her.

Don't even think about that.

Jesus Christ, bro.

They took the whip out, huh?

This is not a job anymore.

This is slavery.

I wonder who could that be.

Yeah?

Hello, we're here to see the baby.

And who are you?

We are, uh, the three kings from Middle East.

Yeah, right.

In the middle of August.

You guys think I'm stupid, huh?

Herpes!

Streptococcus!

Papilloma!

Get out of my sight before I get freaky.

How the heck did he know it was us?

I don't know.

Maybe the mother gave him the antibodies.

Was it bad people or something?

Don't worry, baby.

I'm not gonna let anything happen to you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

What's that?

A contraction.

Well, baby, it's been a pleasure taking care of you all this time.

Now you have to go out.

Thank you for everything, placenta.

Can you make me a sandwich to go?

Nah.

My contract expired ten seconds ago, baby boy.

Now you are your mother's problem.

Bye!

Well, it's now my turn.

See you guys around here in about two or three years, maybe.

I certainly hope nobody wants to eat me.

See you then, little one!

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