I go out and I wanna, I wanna meet people, I wanna see cool things and,

我走出去，我想，我想認識人， 我想看到很酷的東西，而且、

for example, comedy.

例如喜劇。

I'm a huge fan of comedy.

我是喜劇的超級粉絲。

Not just performing it, but I love going to shows.

不僅僅是表演，我還喜歡去看演出。

I go to a comedy show every now and then alone.

我偶爾會一個人去看喜劇表演。

Now, I don't know if that sounds weird to you guys,

我不知道你們聽起來會不會覺得奇怪、

but for me to do anything nowadays by myself,

但如今我一個人什麼都做不了、

it's my crew, my little people that work for me, they freak out when I go places because they're always concerned for my safety.

這是我的團隊，我的小夥伴們，他們為我工作，當我去一些地方時，他們會嚇壞，因為他們總是擔心我的安全。

You know, what if someone tries to kidnap you?

如果有人想綁架你怎麼辦？

Well, they're gonna earn it.

好吧，他們會賺到的。

I got in a fight with some of my team members and I said, you know what, I'm just, I'm going out.

我和我的一些團隊成員吵了一架，然後我說，你知道嗎，我要走了。

I bought myself a ticket and I went to go watch Chris Rock one night in concert.

有一天晚上，我給自己買了一張票，去看克里斯-洛克的演唱會。

Now, I says, you know what, maybe I can make my way backstage and, I don't know, if I get lucky, maybe I'll say hi to him.

現在，我說，你知道嗎，也許我可以去後臺，我不知道，如果我幸運的話，也許我會和他打個招呼。

I've always wanted to meet him.

我一直想見他。

So I go to the side of the stage and I run into security.

於是我走到舞臺邊，碰到了保全。

And I said, hey.

我說，嘿

He looked at me and said, Fluffy!

他看著我說："毛毛！

And when he did that, I said, hey, listen, I forgot my keys, I'll be right back and the guy's like, yeah, keep going, get your keys, get your keys, get your keys.

他這麼做的時候，我說，嘿，聽著，我忘帶鑰匙了，我馬上回來，那傢伙就說，好的，繼續走，拿鑰匙，拿鑰匙，拿鑰匙。

I'm like, oh my god, that shit worked.

我就想，天哪，這招真管用。

Just like that, I snuck backstage at a Chris Rock concert.

就這樣，我溜到了克里斯-洛克演唱會的後臺。

Once I was behind the curtain, I was in my element.

一旦進入幕後，我便如魚得水。

I knew where everything was.

我知道一切都在哪裡。

I knew where the food was, I knew where the dressing rooms were, where the bathrooms were.

我知道哪裡有食物，哪裡有更衣室，哪裡有衛生間。

I'm walking around with a soda.

我拿著蘇打水走來走去。

People are coming up to me, you know, we didn't know you were gonna be here.

大家都跑來跟我說 我們不知道你會來這裡

I got a call last minute.

我在最後一刻接到了一個電話。

Looking for my keys.

找我的鑰匙

I says, you know what, I got this far, I'm gonna push it.

我說，你知道嗎，我已經走到這一步了，我要堅持下去。

I wanna meet him.

我想見他

I've always wanted to meet Chris Rock.

我一直想見克里斯-洛克。

It was not hard.

這並不難。

Once I was back there, I just had to go to the dressing rooms.

我一回到那裡，就得去更衣室。

All I had to do was read the name on the door.

我所要做的就是看門上的名字。

I'm standing there in front of the door and I'm hyperventilating just.

我站在門前，呼吸急促。

Knock.

敲門

The door opens up and there's this man in there, this bodyguard who's just massive.

門開了，裡面有個人，是個身材魁梧的保鏢。

I'm a big guy, but damn, dude is huge.

我是個大塊頭，但該死的，這傢伙真大。

As soon as he opened the door, just.

他一打開門，就。

Welcome to Jurassic big grandote!

歡迎來到侏羅紀大侏羅紀！

And I'm standing there and I'm like, hi.

我站在那裡，就像，嗨。

And he's like, can I help you?

他說，我能幫你嗎？

Yes, my name is Gabriel, I'm a comedian and, I wanted to see if I could say hi to Chris Rock if that's possible.

是的，我叫加布裡埃爾，是個喜劇演員，我想看看能不能和克里斯-洛克打個招呼，如果可以的話。

You say you comedian?

你說你是喜劇演員？

Yes.

是的。

Well, then you understand Chris is going over his material right now, he really ain't trying to talk to nobody.

那你就該明白，克里斯現在正在翻閱他的資料，他真的不想和任何人說話。

So I'll tell you what player, if you want to come by after the show, you more than welcome to, but right now,

如果你想在節目結束後過來，我非常歡迎，但現在不行、

it's not a good time.

現在不是時候

Chris Rock is a busy man.

克里斯-洛克是個大忙人。

Can I wave?

我能揮揮手嗎？

Excuse me.

打擾一下

Can I wave?

我能揮揮手嗎？

What you mean?

什麼意思？

Can I wave at Chris?

我能向克里斯揮揮手嗎？

I don't have to come in, can I wave? Chris Rock is in the room.

我不用進來，可以揮揮手嗎？克里斯-洛克在房間裡

He can hear the stupid conversation that's taking place.

他能聽到正在進行的愚蠢對話。

I know this because I can hear Chris Rock in the background.

我知道這一點，因為我能聽到克里斯-洛克的背景音樂。

What's going on?

怎麼了？

Who's at the door?

誰在門口？

Move out the way.

讓開

Yo, Chris, I got this man, I got this.

喲，克里斯，我得到這個男人，我得到這個。

Move.

移動。

All right.

好的

The guy stands to the side and now I'm looking at Chris Rock and he recognized me.

那傢伙站在一邊，現在我正看著克里斯-洛克，他認出了我。

And it freaked me out, oh yeah, it freaked me out.

我嚇壞了，哦，是的，嚇壞了。

He's like, oh shit.

他就像，哦，該死。

Look who it is, look who it is.

看看這是誰，看看這是誰。

It's the king of the Mexicans.

它是墨西哥人之王。

Chris Rock called me the king of the Mexicans.

克里斯-洛克稱我為墨西哥人之王。

For the rest of the show, everyone referred to me as El Chapo.

在接下來的演出中，大家都稱我為 "El Chapo"。