I've ever been in 11 years I've been trying to get this movie made and and then about a year and a half ago Somebody accidentally leaked it on the internet.

11年來，我一直在努力製作這部電影，大約一年半前，有人不小心把它洩露到了網上。

It's super crazy Oh Making the movie now And it just went nuts the people just started writing and flooding Fox with Begging and pleading for the for the Deadpool movie to get made and then within 24 hours.

現在拍攝這部電影簡直太瘋狂了，人們開始寫信給福克斯公司，懇求他們拍攝《死侍》電影，然後在 24 小時內就拍完了。

We had a green light We're making a weird sir.

我們在做一個奇怪的先生。

Is that quick?

這樣快嗎？

It was that quick They just it was so undeniable and it was a group felt really good Hugh Jackman You're you're back being Wolverine.

他們就是這麼快，就是這麼不可否認，這群人感覺非常好，休-傑克曼，你又回來當金剛狼了。

Yep, so presumably That is the blueprint for actors like when we saw this Every actor wanted to mimic what he did and listening to his diet and his workout regimen that this is the blue This is a CGI Right before you shoot But I wasn't directly the same time But I mean so obviously there's a lot of gym work, but the diet is even worse in a way That's the thing.

是的，大概這就是演員的藍圖，比如我們看到這個的時候 每個演員都想模仿他的做法，聽他的飲食習慣和他的鍛鍊計劃，這是藍色的，這是CGI 在你拍攝之前，但我不是直接在同一時間，但我的意思是，所以顯然有很多健身房的工作，但飲食在某種程度上甚至更糟，這就是問題所在。

I didn't realize bodybuilders will always say Their body is 70% their diet and only 30% their training because I assumed it was all about pump and iron But it's a science the whole eating thing is a science and I complain about it all day long I'm in this thing right now where I'm eating 5,000 calories a day.

我不知道健美運動員總是說他們的身體 70% 靠飲食，30% 靠訓練，因為我以為這都是靠打氣和打鐵，但這是一門科學，整個飲食就是一門科學，我整天都在抱怨。

I'm just loaning eating eating and I'm complaining my wife's like shut up But yeah, Ryan you and Blake can be married for oh god, don't do this to me to two for years three years Okay, good luck with getting to four That's A good shot right there.

我只是在借錢吃東西 我在抱怨 我妻子就像閉嘴 但是瑞安，你和布雷克可以結婚 哦，上帝，不要這樣對我 兩年，三年 好吧，祝你好運，到四年 這是一個很好的機會就在那裡。

Look at you just beautiful and happy.

看看你，美麗又快樂。

Yeah, so annoying.

是啊，真煩人。

Yeah No, but the cheer is up when you started kind of being interested in girls you weren't as that cool or smooth with it No, no, no, not at all.

是的，但當你開始對女孩感興趣的時候 你就不那麼冷靜了 不，不，不，一點也不。

I don't believe it.

我不相信。

No.

不

No, I really I went through puberty at like 27 Freak thing.

不，我真的是在 27 歲時進入青春期的。

Yeah, it's not good I Was the girl in school the first the first girl the first walk.

是啊，這可不好，我是學校裡第一個走在前面的女孩。

I was obsessed with this this girl Fiona Gorchansky And she's to actually she used to take the bus the the the opposite way of my actual home and I would get on the Bus just to sit next to her Wow for 45 minutes the wrong way.

我迷上了一個叫菲奧娜-戈爾昌斯基的女孩 她經常坐公車從我家的相反方向回家

There's something wonderful about there was something Yeah When you're young, it's so cute when you're older, it's just stalking Some kind of watch list But I remember when I was I couldn't have been more than I don't know 11 years old I and I I was just about to get off the bus because enough is enough.

當你年輕時，它是如此可愛 當你年老時，它只是跟蹤 某種監視名單，但我記得當我 我不可能超過我不知道 11歲，我和我正要下車 因為夠了，夠了。

I'm about to enter like Seattle or something So I'm starting to get off the bus and I decided like kind of hit her with like this cool Look or something like this like one of these like real sort of Don Johnson, Miami I Do this movies I'm getting down off the bus and I sort of delay a little too long and the bus doors close on my Backpack and the bus just starts to leave Banging on the side of the bus driver finally stops opens the door Let's releases my you know, then idiot bag backpack and I could never look at her again.

我馬上就要進入西雅圖之類的地方了，所以我開始下車，我決定用這種酷酷的眼神或類似的東西來打她，就像唐-約翰遜的那種真正的邁阿密，我拍了這部電影，我下了車，我有點耽擱太久了，公車門關上了我的揹包，公車就開始離開了，在公車司機的身邊敲敲打打，司機終於停下來打開了車門，讓我們釋放我的你知道，然後白痴包揹包，我再也不敢看她了。

Yeah She's looking at you now He's the guy with the backpack The idiot with the Ren and Stimpy back I don't know if this story is true.

是啊，她現在正看著你呢 他就是那個揹著揹包的傢伙 那個揹著 Ren and Stimpy 的白痴 我不知道這故事是不是真的。

It sounds on is this story true?

聽起來是真的嗎？

It sounds unbelievable.

這聽起來令人難以置信。

Oh, okay I know the story.

哦，好吧，我知道這個故事了。

It's true.

這是真的。

It's how is that possible was my most?

這怎麼可能？

Embarrassing moment in life when I was getting these headaches.

在我頭痛的時候，我的生活出現了尷尬的時刻。

It was my first job I'd done in a musical and I was getting headaches and I went to a Naturopath and he said oh you're dehydrated you're sweating every night.

這是我在音樂劇中做的第一份工作，我開始頭疼，我去看了自然療法師，他說哦，你脫水了，你每天晚上都在出汗。

So you need to drink three liters of water a day I was like three liters so, of course Me being me.

所以，你需要每天喝三升的水，我就像三升，所以，當然，我是我。

I drank four liters, right?

我喝了四升，對吧？

So I have a routine when I go on stage and I was on about five minutes after the show goes up I always pee when they say places places.

所以我上臺時有個慣例，演出開始五分鐘後我就上臺了，他們說到地方的地方時，我就尿尿。

Ladies and gentlemen, you hear and I go pig so paid I'm waiting backstage No, I I gotta go again.

女士們，先生們，你們聽著，我去養豬了，我在後臺等著，不，我得再去一次。

I've got to go again No, I've really got to go again.

我得再去一次 不，我真的得再去一次。

And that was my cue So I walked on stage really needing to go again.

這就是我的暗示，所以我走上舞臺，真的很想再來一次。

And that first number was very energetic and During that number where I pick up Bell, I literally have to pick her up and as I'm picking her up like Now that's what I realized the the muscles you need to release to sing at the very ones you need to tense to hold on So by the end of the number I was literally bursting on it It managed to hold on and I remember the girl playing Bell was looking because I was singing I Came to the last night I was humiliated I have to demonstrate this so front of the stage here and The very final notes a big f-sharp and big and I say will you marry me and I say a little line I'm thinking if I sing this note, I'm peeing my pants If I don't sing this note, I'm humiliated in front of 2,000 people You Get to wear the suit, yeah, which is a nice, you know kind of like I'm wearing a suit.

第一段唱得很有活力 在我抱起貝爾的時候我真的要把她抱起來 當我抱起她的時候 我意識到 你唱歌需要放鬆的肌肉 正是你需要繃緊來堅持的肌肉我說 "你願意嫁給我嗎" 我說 "我在想如果我唱這個音符我就會尿褲子 如果我不唱這個音 我就會在兩千人面前丟臉 你要穿西裝，對，這很好 就像我穿西裝一樣

Yeah Yeah, well, it's like a big red body condom.

是啊是啊，就像一個大紅色的人體保險套。

Yeah But Josh like that it's really you that like hey, hey, hey I'm really in the suit The suit on so like it's just a team of people they get that thing on I'm always like so terrified I'll like throw up in the mask or something.

是的，但喬什喜歡它，它真的是你喜歡 嘿，嘿，嘿，我真的在西裝上的西裝，所以喜歡它只是一個團隊的人，他們得到的東西上，我總是喜歡這麼害怕，我會像吐在面具什麼的。

You know, I have all these weird.

你知道，我有所有這些奇怪的。

Oh, yeah Scratches that you just yeah, no nothing.

哦，是的，你只是抓，是的，沒有什麼。

There's nothing that can't there's no space in that thing at all When I put it on I can actually taste my own genitals Yeah, did they roll you in talc or something I do When when Wolverine takes his shirt off it's you're still in quite the quite the condition But for people who kind of going oh, yeah, I'll go to the gym I'll look like that and describe like the the lead-up to a day when you know, you're filming a shirt off scene Yeah, there's a thing called dehydration so do not try this at home, but you can lose up to 10 pounds of Which is 4 kilos of weight on your surface like so all of this under here is water so you drink a lot of water for a week getting up to maybe 10 liters a day and then you stop about 30 hours before you film and So for the next 10 hours you pee you're just peeing constantly because you've been drinking so your body's used to it And then all this water is going at you start You have like a half a baked potato and a few other things that suck water from the inside and then it's kind of not Fun, but the results end up being pretty good again.

當我穿上它的時候，我能嚐到自己生殖器的味道 是啊，他們是不是用滑石粉之類的東西把你裹起來了 我是這麼想的，當金剛狼脫掉上衣的時候，你的狀態還是很好的是的，我去健身房鍛鍊，我就會看起來像那樣，就像在拍攝脫掉上衣那場戲的時候一樣、但你的體表會失去10磅 也就是4公斤的重量 這下面都是水 所以你要連續一週喝大量的水 每天可能要喝10升水因為你一直在喝水，所以你的身體已經習慣了 然後所有的水都會在你開始的時候流走 你有半個烤洋芋和其他一些東西 從裡面吸水但結果還是不錯的

Do you not try this?

你不試試嗎？

Unless you're getting married next week Final push for the dress Massive headache No, you've just feel awful you must feel bad if you're bad and you have a head I don't tell him about about the the meals You know you standing on the set you eat every two hours and you like six and a half thousand calories a day So for me, it was a lot and mom not your cooking either like steamed chicken and steamed broccoli I don't like your beautiful stuff I love that you told stories about growing up because your dad it was like he was training you for paparazzi.

除非你下週就要結婚了 最後推禮服的時候頭疼得厲害 不，你只是感覺很糟糕 如果你很糟糕，你一定會感覺很糟糕 而你有一個頭 我沒有告訴他關於飯菜的事 你知道你站在片場 你每兩小時吃一次東西媽媽也不喜歡你做的菜 比如清蒸雞和清蒸西蘭花 我不喜歡你做的漂亮的東西 我喜歡你講成長的故事 因為你爸爸就像在訓練你當狗仔隊一樣

He's very happy Yeah, he was I was actually the saddest moment in there in our childhood And these are uptown problems was when they switched from film to digital because to my father that was just like every day was the lottery I mean it was amazing because you could just take pictures and pictures and picture thousands of them It could be the like thousands of pictures of just a meatloaf.

他很開心 是的，他很開心 實際上，在我們的童年裡，我是最傷心的時刻 這些都是上城區的問題 當他們從膠片轉換到數字技術的時候

That's blurry What he would do is at the end of the night He would email everyone in the family all the all the photographs as well But the thing is this is back when like the internet was made of a fax machine of wood And then you would download all of these things and like you'd like it was so much material to download you'd feel like the lights dim in your home Fortune and I got I used to say to him I was like dad Can you stop you don't need to piss in every photo like we don't need to see the blurry photo of the ceiling you took When you like just edit your cell phone never did so after a while and I I mean I deeply regret this now As it as an adult male I have deep regrets of what I did but I would take the camera sometimes in the middle of dinner and I'd just go in the bathroom and I just Just grab a quick shot of my penis And then he'd email it to everybody Kathy uncle Tim Gramps got a few of those They think it was his though, no, I well that was his concern Which is what actually in a weird way made the whole thing work for me.

他會在晚上把所有的照片都發到家裡人的郵箱裡 但問題是，那時候互聯網還是木頭做的傳真機 然後你會下載所有這些東西 你會覺得要下載的東西太多了 你會覺得家裡的燈都暗了《財富》，我也是 我過去常對他說，爸爸，你能不能別這樣 你沒必要在每張照片裡撒尿我們不需要看你拍的天花板的模糊照片 當你想編輯你的手機時 過了一段時間我就沒這麼做了 我是說我現在非常後悔 作為一個成年男性 我對我的所作所為深感後悔不，這是他關心的事 這也是我能成功的奇怪原因

So after that he became a strict editor So you'd get just two lovely family photos at the end of an evening not 60,000 shots of a you know, mashed potato Like a mashed potato Wolverine Origin movie that you had to do the running naked down the corridor.

所以他成了一個嚴格的剪輯師 這樣你就能在一個晚上只拍到兩張可愛的全家福 而不是六萬張土豆泥的照片 像土豆泥一樣的金剛狼起源電影 你不得不在走廊上裸奔

I know there was x-men 2 Yeah, no, I've actually no first day of x-men origins.

我知道有《X 戰警 2》（X-Men 2） 是的，不，實際上我沒有看過《X 戰警起源》的第一天。

I ran naked.

我裸奔

I seem to you I quite enjoy it really It's a very freeing feeling Take your clothes off.

在你看來，我很享受這種感覺，真的，脫掉衣服是一種非常自由的感覺。

It's one of us should we do it?

這是我們中的一個人，我們應該這樣做嗎？

No Running game I Remember we had to go down this hallway and I had to run I was meant to be naked and and it was very dark and and I Jokingly went in I said I want to close set for this and the first idea was laughing anyway We did the first take and I'm running there's a very intense scene where I first realized I have an adamantium skeleton I've been experimenting.

我記得我們要走過一條走廊，我必須跑，我必須裸體，那裡很黑，我開玩笑說，我想關閉佈景，第一個想法就是笑，無論如何，我們拍了第一場戲，我在跑，有一場戲很緊張，我第一次意識到我有一個金剛骷髏，我一直在做實驗。

I'm naked.

我沒穿衣服

There's blood And as I run around the corner the first day they had the entire crew With like $5 And of course the first thing I did was like When you see the inner thigh you mean I'm actually thankfully DIY circumcision just Did the guy Elvis he's pg-13, so you can't have bits and pieces flying about right?

當我在拐角處跑的時候 第一天他們就把所有的工作人員都請來了 當然，我做的第一件事就是當你看到大腿內側的時候 你的意思是我其實是在DIY包皮環切手術？

Yeah, the senses in America don't like that kind of stuff As my rap gear from from Brian singer the director He gave me a bag and it was a little bag and was very light I looked inside it had film inside it and I'm like, let's feel when I look up.

是的，美國人的感官不喜歡那種東西，我的說唱裝備是導演布萊恩-歌手給我的，他給了我一個包，是個小包，很輕，我看了一下，裡面有膠捲，我就想，讓我抬頭感受一下。

Okay my bits in bits I Did a movie with a guy who's a very serious actor?

我和一個非常嚴肅的演員一起拍了一部電影？

named Denzel Washington and Doesn't really like to rehearse a lot just goes in there and just nails it but you just get like one or two takes that's it and This is a movie called safe house and it's toward the end of the film and his characters dying on the ground It's very emotional he's crying and all this stuff and my character goes and sort of grabs him and it's the one moment our characters kind of Connect for the first time in the movie and I'm I'm holding it.

這是部名為《安全屋》的電影，在電影的結尾，他的角色死在了地上，他哭得很傷心，而我的角色去抓住了他，這是我們的角色在電影中第一次聯繫的時刻，我抱著他。

I know you get one take of this He's gonna give you everything and then we're done and I'm sitting there and I'm holding him and suddenly I hear come fly with me Fly away and Ever I could feel everyone panicking around I could hear the first ad go Whose phone is that and I hear one of the stunt guys whose phone is that and Denzel so far hasn't really noticed I don't think he's still kind of crying still kind of in all this stuff.

我知道你只能拍一次，他會把一切都給你 然後我們拍完了，我坐在那裡，抱著他 突然我聽到 "和我一起飛吧"，"飛走吧" 我能感覺到周圍的人都很慌張 我能聽到第一個廣告說 "那是誰的電話" 我聽到一個特技演員說 "那是誰的電話" 丹澤爾到目前為止還沒有注意到 我不認為他還在哭，還在沉浸在這一切中

They finally called this still playing, right?

他們最終還是把這叫做 "還在播放"，對嗎？

It's Frank Sinatra's coming out of my ass I'm talking to them.

我跟他們說話時，法蘭克-辛納屈（Frank Sinatra）從我屁股裡鑽出來了。

I guess it hit that like Siri button or something and heard play come fly with me So I'm having just a complete nervous breakdown.

我猜它按了 Siri 按鈕什麼的，然後就聽到 "和我一起飛 "的聲音。

I don't know what to do.

我不知道該怎麼辦。

Like cuz Denzel Washington is very intimidating I'm thinking like he's just gonna turn me into a liquid So like what do I say, you know and they call cut and and the first a DVL Brody yells who that fucks phone is that Denzel goes whose fucking phone was that and I stand up and I look at all the Stunt guys and I go who the fuck's phone was I Slowly kind of back on the road the first 80 still looking around for the guy did it I look at him Thankfully Ben's all gave us another take and he didn't hit me or anything.

因為丹澤爾・華盛頓很有威懾力 我在想他會把我變成液體 所以我該怎麼說呢他們叫停，第一個DVL布羅迪喊 誰他媽的電話是丹澤爾去 誰他媽的電話是， 我站起來，我看著所有的特技人員 我去誰他媽的電話是， 我慢慢種回到路上的第一個80 仍然在尋找周圍的傢伙做到了，我看著他 值得慶幸的是，本的所有給了我們 另一個拍攝，他沒有打我或任何東西。

He was very all very sweet about it Oh, yeah, I told him a year later, by the way And actually but you Jackman you you nearly worked with Dame Judy, oh Yes, well no, I Wish I had worked with Dame Judy on in anything and everything But there was a point where my agent rang me and said are you interested in playing Bond?

對了，我一年後才告訴他的 事實上，你傑克曼差點就和朱迪夫人合作過了，哦，是的，不，我希望我和朱迪夫人合作過任何事情，但有一次我的經紀人打電話給我，說你有興趣演邦德嗎？

Not that it was an offer for Bond Of course, I didn't know that you were playing M at the time But it was one of those things where I have since found out When I was being asked if I was interested about eight other actors were being asked at the same time Okay, including Daniel Craig.

當然，我當時並不知道你將出演 M，但我後來才知道，當我被問及是否有興趣時，大約有八位其他演員同時被問及 好吧，其中包括丹尼爾-克雷格。

So there we go I was approached to play Bond Not James Bond And it's funny being on I gotta say being on the show with you because I've been compared to Hugh Jackman someone You know the difference between us really is Professionalism Story about Judy, please do yeah, which you can cut out later, but Was backstage at a Royal Command performance, I think it was hey, mr. Producer was 1998 or something.

我被邀請出演邦德，而不是詹姆斯-邦德，和你一起上節目很有趣，因為我被比作休-傑克曼（Hugh Jackman），你知道我們之間的區別就在於專業性。 關於朱迪的故事，你可以稍後剪掉，但那是在皇家司令部演出的後臺，我想那是1998年吧，製片人先生。

I just come to London I was doing Oklahoma and I was gonna sing a song from Oklahoma and you were singing sin in the clowns There was a number of different performers and I will never forget this.

我剛剛來到倫敦，當時我正在表演《俄克拉荷馬》，我想唱一首《俄克拉荷馬》裡的歌，而你卻在小丑裡唱起了《罪惡》，當時有很多不同的表演者，我永遠不會忘記這一切。

I was so nervous.

我太緊張了。

I'm in London Queen the whole thing everyone's there and as I came down the stairs you were performing before me as I came down the stairs you Were standing that the stage is right there.

我在倫敦皇后劇院，每個人都在那裡，當我下樓梯時，你就在我面前表演，當我下樓梯時，你就站在那裡，舞臺就在那裡。

You were right next in the wing and you were like this you're going Why did I say yes?

你就在旁邊的機翼裡，你就像這樣，你要去 為什麼我答應了？

Why did I say yes?

我為什麼要答應？

And I said Judy you like what I said, you're amazing I saw you at the dress rehearsal.

我說朱迪，你喜歡我說的嗎，你太棒了，我在彩排時見過你。

You were the best thing here.

你是這裡最棒的

She goes really I said you're an incredible singer She goes don't shut up.

我說你是個了不起的歌手，她說別閉嘴。

I can't say We support each other, you know, so when we see somebody that's locked in and they're in the zone Sometimes the right words could just like give them that that edge they need.

我不能說我們互相支持，你知道，所以當我們看到有人被鎖定，他們在區域 有時，正確的話可能只是喜歡給他們，他們需要的優勢。

Yeah, that's beautiful.

是啊，太美了

Yeah, that's beautiful So it's also that thing looking finding the fire alarm backstage just in case that were You

是啊，太美了，所以這也是尋找後臺火警警報的東西，以防萬一是你