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So I just put the little insole things and it gives me like two inches.
Two inches?
Yeah, but you gotta put it in your socks too.
Oh, because in case you get creepy with the ladies.
Hey, Bato!
I own these streets right here, homie.
Oh, that's what's up, man.
That's cool.
So, like, you're into real estate or you work for the city or what?
Nah, nah, nah.
I mean, I run these streets.
Oh, that's cool, man.
I'm really trying to get into fitness too, you know?
Like, so you're running a marathon or what?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, homie.
You know what?
Where you from?
Well, I mean, I was born in Chicago.
But then I moved to Fresno when I was like five years old.
And then, you know, I kind of hopped around and stuff.
And then I moved here when I was like 17, I want to say.
But me and my brother's birth certificate got mixed up.
So, like, legally, I'm from Indiana.
But don't tell anybody.
No, fool.
What?
You're telling him your whole life story, fool.
He's asking where you're from, homie.
It doesn't mean where you were born and all that.
He's asking me where I'm from, bro.
I know, but, like, pay attention more.
You know, you're taking it too, for real, fool.
God.
Nah, homie.
I mean, do you bang, homie?
Do you bang?
Oh, where do I bang?
No.
Chase. Yeah, fool.
I tried banking with Wells Fargo.
But their overdraft fees are, like, ridiculous, fool.
And, like, Chase is cool for, like, people like me.
You know, my credit score was low, so.
I mean, bang, fool.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Oh, with a G.
Oh, bang.
Yeah, what do you bang?
Look, man, I don't kiss and tell, you know.
That's my privacy, fool.
Like, who I'm sleeping with is none of your business.
And plus, I just met you.
I'm not going to tell you who I'm banging.
Like, that's weird.
This fool's weird.
No, that's weird, but that's not what he means, dog.
Look, hey.
Hey.
Hey, compa.
Break it down like you're talking to, like, an eight-year-old kid.
Then explain.
OK.
So let's just say, homie, you're with your specific clica.
The homies you normally kick it with.
They show up to different venues or places together.
Hell yeah, dog.
My clica?
Hell yeah, fool.
All right.
What do they call you when you show up like that?
What do they call us?
I don't know.
My homies?
The homies?
My BFFs?
He does call us his BFFs.
I told him to stop saying that.
Yo, I don't know what you're trying to say, fool.
All right, check this out, homie.
All right?
You're getting ready to go out for the night with your clica.
You go into your closet.
You pick out your outfit.
What colors do you decide to wear?
Well, last time I went out, I wore blue.
OK.
That's what's up, homie.
All right.
But to be honest with you, I like all colors.
Especially right now, I like lighter colors, fool, because it's summer.
And, like, the more vibrant colors, like, reflect off of the sun.
And, you know, I don't like the heat too much.
So I like turquoise, orange, and all those colors.
You know what I mean?
I don't discriminate any colors, fool.
Look, fool.
If you don't bang, just say you don't bang, all right?
But I do bang.
Hell yeah, fool.
Then what do you bang?
My girlfriend.
OK.
You know what, homie?
Just forget it, eh?
All right?
OK, have a good one.
Why is he tripping, dog?
We got to pay attention more, fool.
We got to work on that, man.
I don't know what's wrong with your brain.
Hey, white boy.
Where you from, homie?
Well, look, he's asking him questions now.
I'm West Side Beverly Hills Killers.
My parents owned these streets.
Literally.
All right, then, homie, respeto.
Oh, I'm just stupid.
Pendejo, man.
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Bend over and pick up your wallet.
I don't bend over for nobody.
OK, how about you, like, squat down and grab it?
Squat?
Does it look like I do legs?
Do I look like a squatter to you?
I don't squat for nobody.
OK, fool, how about you, like, ballerina sideband and grab it?
Do I look like some kind of ballerina to you?
Do I look like Natalie Portman from Black Swan?
Does it look like I go to Paris Opera Ballet?
Do I look like I'm in fifth position to you?
I don't sidebend for nobody.
And it's called a combre.
That was, like, awfully specific for ballet hypotheticals.
Yeah, well, I just thought of it on the spot because I don't do no research for nobody.
OK, fool, do you do anything?
I don't do nothing for nobody.
OK, you understand how that's like a double negative, right?
I know what a double negative is, fool.
OK, you know what, fool?
What?
Don't pick up your wallet.
I don't want you to.
You think I'm stupid, huh?
You just want me to, like, reverse psychology so that way I could want to pick it up, but for you.
I don't get reverse psychologized by nobody.
OK, you know what?
I don't care.
I'll pick it up.
Ow!
What the heck?
I don't need nobody to pick up my wallet for nobody.
Yo, is this your wallet?
I don't have to answer nobody.
Are you serious?
Hey!
Hey!
That's my wallet!
Hey, go chase him!
I don't chase after nobody.
Oh, my God, fool.
You know how long it takes to get a new license from the DMV?
Like three weeks, fool.
You know what, fool?
You're kind of dumb.
Yeah?
Well, I don't have to be smart for nobody.
For nobody.
Obviously not.
OK, how about, you know what?
Don't do a dumb dance.
Oh, yeah?
I don't not not dance for nobody.
Oh, yeah?
Well, then don't not not do the moonwalk, stupid.
I don't do the moonwalk.
I'm not not going to do the moonwalk for you, homie.
Hey, fool, watch out for the car!
Fool!
Fool!
Fool, you're going to make it!
Fool, breathe!
I need you to breathe!
I don't breathe for nobody!
Fool!
You're so stupid!
Hey!
Hey!
What's up, little homie?
What's up, fool?
You know it's past your bedtime, right?
Your dad know you're out here?
My dad got locked up this morning.
Everybody calm down.
It's fine.
It's going to be OK.
My dad is the boss, right?
And I'm his son.
So technically, I'm the boss now.
Radio!
Hey, this is Temper's son.
Let's see what he's got to say.
In honor of my father, Temper, you guys are going to call me Lil Temper.
You know I used to change your diapers, right?
Yeah?
Well, guess what?
I'm changing your diapers now!
What does that even mean?
Exactly.
I know what you guys are thinking.
Have I ever ran up on anybody?
No.
Have I ever been shot or stabbed?
No.
Do I still sleep with a nightlight on?
Hell no!
And whoever said that is lying!
Fool, no one said that.
You just said it now.
No, I'm speaking hypothetically.
Hypothetical?
He doesn't use one.
So with that being said, new boss, new rules.
Rule number one!
Now, I know you fools like drinking beer in 40s with a paper bag.
I think it's super unhealthy.
Empty calories.
Empty calories.
So no more beers in 40s.
From now on, we're drinking seltzers.
Seltzers only have 100 calories per can.
They come in a variety of flavors.
And these don't even look like alcohols.
They look like energy drinks.
They look like energy drinks.
You'll never get caught up.
Rule number two!
Now, I know you fools like the Raiders.
I see everybody wearing a bunch of Raider gear.
Personally, I don't like the Raiders.
Now, everybody knows my favorite color is turquoise.
And everyone also knows my favorite team is the Dolphins.
So from now on, we're wearing Dolphins jerseys.
They're wack.
Look at the turquoise.
Look how the orange and white bounces off of the turquoise.
It's so, what's the word?
Vibrant.
Vibrant.
Fool, can I get jumped out?
No!
It's too late for that.
Rule number three!
No more baggy clothes.
And no more sagging.
What's wrong with this?
Let me show a quick demonstration, right?
Let's say you're sagging, right?
Wearing baggy clothes.
And you're trying to run from the cops.
Go ahead, fool.
Boom!
You trip over your pants.
Nah, man.
That only happened to you.
His shoelaces were untied, dog.
Don't talk back to the boss, fool.
So from now on, we're wearing tights.
Look at this range of motion, fools.
I can be kicking up.
I can see the police is here.
And I'm running like this.
Oh, shoot!
The cops are coming.
Too bad I'm too fast.
Jumping over a fence.
I'm throwing putazos, fool.
Look at that, fool.
And tell him about the sweat.
Oh, yeah.
And guess what, fool?
This wicks moisture.
I'm barely sweating.
Mm-hmm.
It absorbs all the sweat.
Mm-hmm.
I got a few free ones right here, dog.
So you guys are lucky.
Heads up.
In the back.
OK, I got the last one right here.
Who's the lucky person?
You let it drop.
I don't care who your dad is.
I'm not listening to you.
Hey, fool.
I think you didn't hear me.
I'm the boss now.
I'm El Jefe.
You listen to me.
And I want you to put some respect on my name.
I'm Little Temper, all right?
So you're going to listen to what I say.
Because I'm the boss.
Hey, what the heck's going on right here?
Dad?
What are you doing?
I thought you were locked up.
Locked up?
I was at the courthouse paying your damn traffic tickets.
You're embarrassing me in front of my friends.
That's it.
Give me your phone.
You're tripping, Dad.
Tripping?
Give me your iPad, too, now, man.
No, not the iPad.
Dad, no.
Give me your damn iPad.
I'm going to show you.
I'm going to be the boss one day. Uno.
Dos.
Tres.
Woo!
Hey, what happened to you, fool?
Tell me right now, or I'll roll up on those fools with you.
Hey, con calma, fool.
I already handled it.
Oh, OK.
What happened to your face?
You really want to know?
Yeah, fool, tell me.
So I get my coffee, fool, and I'm walking back home, dog.
Tell me why these five fools run up on me, dog.
I was like, whatever.
I finish my frappuccino.
I put it down.
And right away, pop, pop.
I lay two of them out, fool.
Out cold, dog.
What about the third guy?
The third guy comes up.
He pulls his hat back, bro.
Does this twirly thing.
You know how they do that stuff?
And then he throws a haymaker, fool.
But guess what?
What?
I blocked it.
Dang, how'd you block it?
With my face.
Wait, what?
Bro, you should have seen him, dog.
He was like, ah.
He for sure broke his hand, dog.
He's in the hospital right now, for sure.
OK, what about the fourth guy?
He ripped his shirt off, and he knew karate, fool.
Damn.
You know, he knew karate, fool.
And he did this motion thing, you know?
He jumps up in the air, dog.
And he's floating, dog.
He's defying physics?
He's defying physics, fool.
And I'm like, what are you going to do, fool?
What are you going to do?
So he, like, throws out his leg and does a spinning leg kick, But you know me, dog.
Like, I saw it in slow motion, kind of like Spider-Man.
You know the Spider-Man with the- William Dafoose.
William Dafoose, dog.
Like, yeah, dog.
Like, I saw it in slow motion.
I'm like, pfft.
And so I ducked down, fool.
Dang.
I ducked down, and I was looking this way.
But you know what they say, fool?
What goes around comes around, you know what I mean?
So his foot was coming back around.
And guess what I did?
What?
I counterattacked, fool.
How?
With my eye socket.
Okay.
Hey, you should see his shoes, fool.
My blood is all over his new white chucks.
What about the fifth guy?
Obviously, he saw what happened, fool.
Uh-huh.
And he was scared.
He was shaking, bro.
He ran over to his car, fool.
Popped the trunk, fool.
Took out a baseball bat.
So he runs back up on me, right?
Pulls up the baseball bat like this, fool.
He swings the baseball bat, dog.
And you know me, dog.
I see it in slow motion.
Slow motion, yeah.
Yup, you know me, fool.
Okay.
So I'm like, okay, cool.
And I jump.
And like midway through, I'm like, you know what?
Let me break his baseball bat.
So I broke it.
How'd you break his baseball bat?
With my kneecap.
Okay, look.
I'm gonna be honest with you, fool.
Because you're my compa, all right?
Okay.
But it sounds like to me that you got beat up.
Beat up?
Does it look like I got beat up?
Yes.
That's your opinion, dog.
Anybody could have their opinion.
But you weren't there.
I was there, fool.
Okay, fool.
That's how it happened, dog.
You know what I think we should do?
That sounds like really fun.
What if we go to the hospital?
The hospital?
I don't want to go to the hospital.
What if I see them again?
You know, then I'm gonna have to do the same thing to them, fool.
Okay, fool, we have to go to the hospital right now.
I'm gonna get the door.
Nah, fool.
You're good, dog.
I'm gonna get the door, fool.
You should sit down, fool.
You're clearly hurt.
Hey, is that crying guy here?
Yeah.
Tell him to stay off my turf or I'm gonna beat him up again.
Okay.
Damn.
Let's go to the hospital.
Let's go.
Who's snowing, fool, like the movies?
Can't wait to make a snowman.
Where's this fool at?
I'm ready, fool.
Let's go.
Let's go, fool.
Hey, whoa.
Fool, what are you doing?
What do you mean what am I doing?
Go put on a coat.
Coat?
For what?
For the snow.
Look, fool, I ain't scared of no snow.
Fool, you're gonna get cold.
Go put on a coat.
Let me get something straight with you, fool.
You'll never catch me getting cold.
I feel like I'm catching you getting cold right now.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
How about you go put on a coat so you don't get sick?
Well, lucky for me, I can't get sick.
What do you mean?
How can you get sick when you're already a sick-ass fool?
Okay, fool.
You see what I did there, fool?
Yeah, yeah, fool.
Okay.
Okay, fool, come on.
Look.
Look at you, fool.
You're shivering.
Does it look like I'm cold, fool?
Yes.
Well, that's your opinion.
Okay, I'm gonna get you a coat, fool.
Here, fool.
Nice warm coat.
Put it on.
You want me to wear this coat?
Yes.
This 100% cotton can probably handle like negative 20 degrees?
It's gonna keep you nice and dry, fool.
You want me to wear this?
I do.
Fool, that jacket was expensive.
What are you doing?
Like I said, fool, you'll never catch me being cold, fool.
Okay, if you're not cold, what's that?
What's all that breathing, huh?
I smoked earlier, and I'm saving some of it for later in my stomach.
That's not how smoking works.
You can't save smoke in your stomach.
Take a hit, fool.
Don't breathe on me, dog.
Just stop breathing.
Whatever, fool.
Fool, turn around and talk to me.
I know that you're cold, dog.
Like I said, you'll never catch me being cold, fool.
You might be cold, but I'm not cold.
You know why?
Because gangsters don't get cold, fool.
Oh, yeah?
Well, why are you putting your hands in your pocket then, huh?
Because I'm just chilling, fool.
So you just chill like this, shivering?
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, if you're not cold then, fool, take your hands out of your pocket and tie your shoe.
You want me to take my hands out of my pocket?
Yeah, because they're not cold, right?
So take them out and tie your shoe, fool.
Will that shut you up?
Yes.
Will that prove my point that I'm not cold?
I guess so.
Let's see it.
If I take these hands out of my pocket and tie my shoe, I think you got frostbite.
Whatever, fool.
I'll show you that I'll tie my shoe, fool.
There it is, fool.
I tied my shoe.
Fool, your finger came off.
It's on your shoe.
You have frostbite.
It's okay, fool.
Look, I'm always repping Westside now, fool.
Oh, my God.
I'm always repping my clicker.
You never rep your clicker, fool.
Hey, Westside, fool.
What's up?
Fool, that's a five-year-old kid.
Don't be banging on a five-year-old kid.
Yeah, whatever, bro.
He's probably cold like you, too, dog.
Whatever, fool.
Forget you, dog.
Whatever, fool.
Whatever.
Hey, you know what, fool?
Off to the hospital one more time.
I'm not cold, huh?
I'm not cold.
Shit.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
You're from around here?
Yeah.
I actually live up the block on Roosevelt and McKinney.
That's what you've been trying to tell me?
Yeah.
Two.
Two blocks away.
It's funny, because I've been trying to tell you I live two blocks that way.
I think I've seen you around here before.
Yeah, yeah.
I see you all the time, man.
I just wanted to say what's up, what you've been up to.
You know, I think we went to the same high school.
Oh, yeah.
Have you applied to any colleges yet?
I'm just chilling.
Just chilling.
Same. Chilling.
That's chill, dude.
That's freaking chill, man.
All right, man.
I'll catch you later.
I'll see you around.
All right.
Peace.