And his daughter looked like she was 10 years old.

Now, I don't wanna divide the crowd politically here, uh, but for me, that's a little late.

This is just me, I'm not putting my views on you.

But personally, I think a fetus becomes a life around the third grade.

That's, I think that's a life.

I do believe that's a life, okay?

Maybe we can roll it back a few years from there.

That's just the rule that I have in my book, okay?

So naturally I'm like, I gotta save this girl's life.

I walk over, I get a little closer, turns out he wasn't aborting his daughter, thank God.

Uh, what he was actually doing was protesting the abortion clinic.

And I've never seen this shit before in real life, it was crazy, like he's like heckling these girls as they go in.

You know, he's just screaming out there, “You're gonna burn in hell!”

And these girls are so New York about it.

They're like, “I just have chlamydia, you pussy.”

Burn in hell, I'm burning now, that's why I'm going to the fucking clinic.”

So I'm watching this go down and I'm torn, right?

Because naturally as a man, I wanna protect these women, right?

But as a comic, I love a roast, right?

So I'm like, how do I fit in this shit?

And then all of a sudden this UPS employee walks into the clinic and I had to.

“At least someone wants to deliver,” it was the right thing to say.

Guys, he got in on it, he was like, “Same day.”

It was unbelievable, brother.

Chemistry was there, chemistry was there.

So I'm standing outside a clinic right next to this dude who was like very passionate about abortion.

I realized I'd never spoken to one of these guys before.

So I'm like, I just gotta talk to him.

So I went up to him and I was like, “Hey man, I don't wanna interrupt your whole take your daughter to work day.

I think, I think it's great.

You wanna spend time with your family.

Obviously not everybody here gets that.”

I go, “Buddy, I just gotta know why are you so against abortion?”

And the guy looks at me, he goes, “I'll tell you what changed it all for me.

It's these new sonograms.”

The new ones are HD, 4D, not 3D, 4D.

You could hear the baby like, “Keep me!”

I'm in here, what are you doing out there?

That's not where you hang a shirt.

So I'm looking at these images, right?

And I'm like, man, this is visceral, this is hard to, this is hard to disagree with.

And then I noticed all the images he's showing me are from much later on in the pregnancy.

So I was like, hold on, hold on, hold on.

What about early on?

He goes, “I don't care.

It's killing a baby.”

I'm like, but bro, it's not even a baby yet.

He goes, “Yeah, but if you leave it there, it's gonna grow into a baby, so it's a baby.”

And I was like, “You know what?

Your daughter's fucking hot, bro.”

This guy loses his fucking mind.

What the fuck you mean my daughter's hot?

She's 10 years old.

What the hell is wrong with you?”

I'm like, yeah, but if we leave her there, she's gonna grow into a woman, pops.”

We pedophiles are pro-life, you decide.