And his daughter looked like she was 10 years old.

他的女兒看上去只有 10 歲。

Now, I don't wanna divide the crowd politically here, uh, but for me, that's a little late.

現在，我不想在政治上分裂人群，但對我來說，這有點晚了。

This is just me, I'm not putting my views on you.

這只是我的想法，我不會把我的觀點強加給你。

But personally, I think a fetus becomes a life around the third grade.

但我個人認為，胎兒在三年級左右就會成為一個生命。

That's, I think that's a life.

這就是，我認為這就是生活。

I do believe that's a life, okay?

我相信這就是生活，好嗎？

Maybe we can roll it back a few years from there.

也許我們可以把它倒退幾年。

That's just the rule that I have in my book, okay?

這就是我書中的規則，好嗎？

So naturally I'm like, I gotta save this girl's life.

所以我很自然地想，我得救這個女孩的命。

I walk over, I get a little closer, turns out he wasn't aborting his daughter, thank God.

我走過去，走近一點，原來他沒有打掉他的女兒，謝天謝地。

Uh, what he was actually doing was protesting the abortion clinic.

他實際上是在抗議墮胎診所。

And I've never seen this shit before in real life, it was crazy, like he's like heckling these girls as they go in.

我從沒在現實生活中見過這種場面，太瘋狂了，就像這些女孩進去的時候，他就像在嘲笑她們一樣。

You know, he's just screaming out there, “You're gonna burn in hell!”

你知道，他只是在那裡尖叫， "你會在地獄裡燃燒！"

And these girls are so New York about it.

而這些女孩們對此卻如此紐約。

They're like, “I just have chlamydia, you pussy.”

他們會說，"我只是得了衣原體，你個娘們"

Burn in hell, I'm burning now, that's why I'm going to the fucking clinic.”

下地獄吧，我現在就在燃燒 所以我才要去該死的診所"

So I'm watching this go down and I'm torn, right?

所以我看著這一切發生，我很糾結，對嗎？

Because naturally as a man, I wanna protect these women, right?

因為作為男人，我自然想保護這些女人，對嗎？

But as a comic, I love a roast, right?

但作為一個漫畫家，我喜歡烤肉，不是嗎？

So I'm like, how do I fit in this shit?

所以我就想，我怎麼才能融入這個鬼地方呢？

And then all of a sudden this UPS employee walks into the clinic and I had to.

突然 UPS 的員工走進了診所，我不得不去。

“At least someone wants to deliver,” it was the right thing to say.

"至少有人想送貨"，這句話說得沒錯。

Guys, he got in on it, he was like, “Same day.”

夥計們 他也參與了 他說 "同一天"

It was unbelievable, brother.

真是難以置信，兄弟

Chemistry was there, chemistry was there.

化學就在那裡，化學就在那裡。

So I'm standing outside a clinic right next to this dude who was like very passionate about abortion.

我站在一家診所外面，旁邊站著一個人，他對墮胎非常熱衷。

I realized I'd never spoken to one of these guys before.

我意識到，我以前從未和這些人說過話。

So I'm like, I just gotta talk to him.

所以我就想，我得跟他談談。

So I went up to him and I was like, “Hey man, I don't wanna interrupt your whole take your daughter to work day.

於是我走過去對他說："嘿，夥計，我不想打擾你帶女兒上班。

I think, I think it's great.

我覺得，我覺得這很好。

You wanna spend time with your family.

你想和家人在一起

Obviously not everybody here gets that.”

顯然，這裡不是每個人都明白這一點"。

I go, “Buddy, I just gotta know why are you so against abortion?”

我說："兄弟，我想知道你為什麼這麼反對墮胎？"

And the guy looks at me, he goes, “I'll tell you what changed it all for me.

那傢伙看著我，說："我來告訴你是什麼改變了我的一切。

It's these new sonograms.”

是這些新的聲波圖"。

The new ones are HD, 4D, not 3D, 4D.

新的是高清 4D，不是 3D 4D。

You could hear the baby like, “Keep me!”

你能聽到嬰兒說："留著我！"

I'm in here, what are you doing out there?

我在這裡，你在外面幹什麼？

That's not where you hang a shirt.

那不是掛襯衫的地方。

So I'm looking at these images, right?

所以我在看這些影像，對嗎？

And I'm like, man, this is visceral, this is hard to, this is hard to disagree with.

我就想，夥計，這很直觀，這很難，這很難讓人不同意。

And then I noticed all the images he's showing me are from much later on in the pregnancy.

然後我發現他給我看的所有圖片都是懷孕後期的。

So I was like, hold on, hold on, hold on.

所以我就想，堅持住，堅持住，堅持住。

What about early on?

早期呢？

He goes, “I don't care.

他說："我不在乎。

It's killing a baby.”

這是在殺死一個嬰兒。"

I'm like, but bro, it's not even a baby yet.

我就說，可是兄弟，它還沒出生呢。

He goes, “Yeah, but if you leave it there, it's gonna grow into a baby, so it's a baby.”

他說："是的，但如果你把它留在那裡 它會長成一個嬰兒，所以它是個嬰兒。"

And I was like, “You know what?

我當時想，"你知道嗎？

Your daughter's fucking hot, bro.”

你女兒真他媽性感，兄弟"

This guy loses his fucking mind.

這傢伙真他媽瘋了

What the fuck you mean my daughter's hot?

你說我女兒很性感是什麼意思？

She's 10 years old.

她才 10 歲。

What the hell is wrong with you?”

你到底怎麼了？"

I'm like, yeah, but if we leave her there, she's gonna grow into a woman, pops.”

我想，是的，但如果我們把她留在那裡 她會長成女人的，爸爸。"

We pedophiles are pro-life, you decide.

我們戀童癖是支持生命的，你來決定。