My name is Clunkers.

我的名字叫 "笨笨"。

May I please stay with you nice people? Oh, I wish you could stay here, but Chandler is allergic.

我能和你們這些好人待在一起嗎？ 哦，我也希望你能住在這裡，但錢德勒會過敏

Extremely allergic, okay?

極度過敏，好嗎？

If I am anywhere near a dog for more than five minutes, my throat will just close up. That's odd because this dog's been living here for the past three days. Really?

如果我靠近一隻狗超過五分鐘，我的喉嚨就會閉上。 這就奇怪了，因為這隻狗已經在這裡住了三天了。 真的嗎？

Chandler, if the dog has been here that long and you haven't had a reaction, maybe you're not allergic to this dog. Well, it still has to go, all right? Why? Okay, it's, um... Don't do it! Don't do what? I have to, okay?

錢德，如果狗在這裡這麼久 你都沒有任何反應 也許你對這隻狗並不過敏 它還是得走，好嗎？ 為什麼？ 好吧，這是，嗯... 別這麼做 別做什麼？ 我必須做，好嗎？

It's time. Okay, I hate dogs. What?

是時候了 好吧，我討厭狗 什麼？

What are you doing? I told you.

你在幹什麼？ 我告訴過你