Hey…

Could you make me nachos?

You're in a bad mood

Well I got cramps

Menstrual cramps?

That's why ovaries are dumb.

I'm gonna freestyle for you, ok?

Okay

You ready?

Mm hmmm

Girl you know I don't like tuna

So I asked "You wanna dance"

Your wooden leg, it makes my heart

Just wanna break like Hoobastank

Say, ooh child, goin' goin' goin' goin'

Gonna take you to the doctor

Don't wanna hold your wooden leg

I'm usually better than that --

Oh, ok

It's just 'cause -- what?

No, no, no, no --

You freestyled about my fake leg?

Your foot's kind of messed up but I was hoping to talk about my tuna!

Wait, does my wooden leg gross you out?

Yeah, some parts

It's like, when I touch it

I get so sick

You get sick?

Mm hmmm

Oohhh, I can smell it

Wh- wha-

[sounds of vomiting]

Kiss me

I can't

I have a big wedgie

And I made no friends buying a spork

Seriously, I want to get on my happy shoes.

Where's the pig?

Ate it.

And my feathered duck?

I ate it!

Ruffles and Mr. Peaches?

Look I'm sorry, I just

I like juicy pork.

You're a gross skank.

Eat that waffle bug.

I'd like to slap you, boo

Why?

I hate your food.

You're high?

Of course I am!

You're a trainwreck.

Okay, okay