Like right now

Yes? Let's go? Yeah? Yes? Yeah? Alright, c'mon! Let's go.

...Uou want to have a threesome with us?

-Like right now. -Are you guys serious? -We live like right over there, it's like really close

You know, I'm actually busy right now, guys

-...maybe you want to have a threesome with us. -Just real quick.

I am actually straight. How about this, I'll give you my number...

...wanted to have a threesome really quick? Is that possible? maybe?

-No, I got class. -We can teach you a thing or two. -Yeah, we'll take you to class, right now.

...wanna come have a threesome with us really quick?

-I would love to have a threesome with you two.

-Like actually right now. -Yeah, are you free right now? Do you have time? It won't take long but...

-Let's go. -Yeah? Are you? Ok!

...maybe down to have a threesome with us?

-I'm spoken for I apologize. -You're spoken for? -I'm sure you'll have great luck.

-Would you want to have a threesome with us? -Yes, I would.

-I have a girlfriend...but...my friend Zach... -But your friend Zach?

-Hi, Zach. Andrea. -I'm Zach.

I mean sure. Let's go, cmon.

-Are you sure you wanna have a threesome with me? -Yes.

Positive we want to have a threesome with you.

-When? -Like right now. -Ok, I have class right now.

-You wanna go? Right now? -Yeah. -Alright, sweet.

Make sure to tell your roommates to get out, they might be hearing things.

Yeah, you should probably text people to get out.

Are you into bondage? At all?

Uhhhh... I'm open to the idea.

-Sure, yeah, I'm down. Where at? -We live like right up there. -Let's go. -Yeah? Cool.

No, I'd rather get to know someone before I just jump into that.

...maybe you want to have a threesome with us?

Uhhh, I'll take you up on that. Uhm...

-Hi! -Hi.

-We wanted to know if you wanted to have a threesome with us right now? Possibly?

Oh yeah, I live right there, let's go

I'll have threesome with you

-...wanna have a threesome with us? -A what? -Have a threesome with us?

No, I can't do that...because... lunch is ready.

It would be fun but... you probably wouldn't enjoy at all, so...

I'm sure that's not true. You look like a tiger.

I am a tiger, but an old tiger.

Someone called the police

First thing he does is rip the camera out of my hands

Police: It sounds like you guys are out soliciting people

Soliciting for sex isn't a crime

Unless an exchange of money is involved

That would be soliciting prostitution

If you videotape me without my permission, it's actually a crime.

Actually, The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that recording on-duty police officers is protected under the First Amendment

...Rather annoying, I'd like you to provide me with some identification.

He turns off the camera