Other countries always have better chip flavors than us

Smells like Lays barbecue

Smells like dirt

It's awesome but I don't know what it tastes like

I think barbecue is the right comparison

I like them

Yeah, it's delicious

They're savory, but they don't like assault your mouth

But it does't have as much flavor as barbecue

It's kind of weak

These are great, A-plus

It's non-alcoholic, get it off my table!

I mean, as a general rule, I stay away from non-alcoholic things

Malted vitamin soda, that can't be good

It smells like prune juice and beer had a baby

Smells like toast

It taste like creamier carmel soda

Sort of medicine-y

Grape juice?

It kinda tastes like beer that you've opened, left and then came back for it and left it in the sun by accident

You know what would go great with this? Alcohol

Oh!

This looks incredible

I will say though that it does look like something very human.

That is a really long piece of sausage, is that one piece of sausage?

Good?

I love it

This is bursting with flavor

That is some good sausage

Yeah, this is like what you actually should eat with beer

I don't like hot dogs, but I like this

That's German engineering at it's finest, if you ask me

Anyone who dislikes any of this is tasteless.

Isn't that a tiny tiny particle?

This looks like frosting

It's like thick, and then...

It tastes like the inside of a Ritz Bitz cracker.

It tastes like cream cheese and yogurt

Punch you in the kidney, sourness

This is not how I want to start my morning

Here darling, let me give you some salt and pepper

OK!

I like it better with the salt and pepper, yeah

You do you, Germany

You do you

I thought it was Japanese!

Ooh I like that it's little coins!

Oh god, it's salty, what the - ?

Yeah, I want to spit this out, can I spit it out?

What was that?

Black licorice bathed in sweat, that's what it is

Hey! You know what's gonna improve licorice, the world's worst candy? A s$& ton of salt

45 milligrams of sodium?!

I think it's vegemite flavored

This is the hardest thing I've ever eaten

This is something you give your friend to let them know you don't want to be friends anymore.

This German food had me going up, like I was really excited

Really running hot there and then, you lick a salty licorice and it just straight up cools you down.

We apologize, Germany

I feel a little more German, like hearty right now

I feel like I've been looking my whole entire life for meat this good, and I've never found it.