Name: 真正什麼都有什麼都不奇怪！eBay上最奇怪的拍賣物品 (Weirdest eBay Items (GAME))
Uploaded: 2016-03-26T04:32:59.000Z
Duration: 12 min 8 s

情態副詞

There are some ridiculously weird items on eBay, and Link is gonna guess

eBay上有一些詭異到不行的東西，而Link要來猜猜

- how much they are. - Let's talk about that.

- Good Mythical Morning! - The great thing about eBay

- 早啊神話般的早晨！ - eBay很棒的點是

is that you don't have to be a smart business person or craftsman

你不需要是一個聰明的商人或是工匠

- to go on there and sell something. - That's what the e is for: everybody -bay.

- 就可以在那裡賣東西 - 那就是e的象徵：所有人（everybody）-bay

You just get on there and there are some restrictions, but you can pretty much

你只要上到網站，雖然有一些限制，但是你基本上

sell anything you want to. And there's some weird stuff on there, and we have

可以賣任何東西，而上面不少詭異的商品

devised a game in which I will be presenting an item to Link and then

我們設計了一個遊戲，我會向Link展示一項物品

he will be guessing between two numbers, kinda "Price is Right" style.

而他要在兩個數字中猜出這個東西的價錢，有點「價格猜猜猜」風格

If you get -- you're going to be guessing most often the Buy It Now price,

如果你...你大部分要猜立刻購買的價格

sometimes the winning bid, and sometimes the starting bid if it was never available...

有時候要猜得標價格，如果沒有人喊價的話

- No one ever actually bid on it. - And I raise my awareness about the

- 就要猜起標價格 - 我還為了這個對eBay上的

weirdest items on eBay, so you're welcome.

詭異的東西提高警覺了，不客氣啊

And I'm gonna go through 10 of these. If you get 6 out of 10,

我會給你看10樣東西，如果你答對6題

Link, are you ready to play… "Can You Guess That Price On eBay for the Item?"

Link，你準備好要來玩...「你能猜中eBay上的物品價格嗎？」

Can You Guess That eBay… Item… with a Price… is Mr. Link Neal!

「你能猜中eBay上...的物品...的價格...」的是Link Neal先生！

- Come on down! - (Link making happy noises)

- 快來吧！ -（Link發出開心的叫聲）

- All right, welcome. Welcome. - Thank you.

Yeah. Don't get too excited. Again, Link, if you get 6 out of 10 of these

是啊，別太興奮，就像剛剛說的，Link，如果你能夠10題內答對6題

Let's bring in our producer slash card-turner girl, Stevie.

來歡迎我們的製作人兼翻牌小姐，Stevie

Stevie will be back there and she will be revealing the correct price on these items.

Stevie會站在後面公布這些商品的正確價格

- Look at this! - Let's bring up the first item.

- 看看這個！ - 來看我們的第一件物品

Link, this is an adult baby logo Velcro diaper with insert.

Link，這是一個有baby商標的成人魔鬼氈尿布

- 關鍵字... - 什麼？「成人寶寶」？

Adult… you know, people like to do adult baby things, like this for adults

成人...你知道，人們喜歡以成人身份學寶寶，像是這位

- that like to dress up like babies. - So it's an adult diaper.

- 喜歡打扮得像寶寶的成人 - 所以這是上面寫著 “baby”

From the item description: "I am cleaning out my stash of adult baby

商品介紹：「我要出清我私藏的成人寶寶尿布裝

diaper outfits, diapers, and miscellaneous items as I've collected too many over

尿布、和各種我這些年來收集太多的東西」

the years." Quote, "The person wearing it will feel just like a big baby."

括弧「穿上這個的人會感覺就像一個大寶寶」

- One thing to note, too is - Sounds valuable.

- 請注意一點，這也... - 感覺挺值錢的

it's kinda thick and it'll make you waddle a bit while wearing it, which

這感覺有點厚，穿著走路會有點搖搖擺擺

is a constant reminder of your diapered state. Okay, so I want you to guess...

而這是個在討論尿布時需要銘記在心的事情，好，所以我要你猜猜...

- So that is a man's thighs? Eugh. - I don't wanna think about that.

- 那是男人的大腿嗎？噁 - 我不敢去想這件事

But I do want you to guess: what was the winning bid for

this adult diaper? Was it $14.99 or $50.99?

得標價格是？是＄14.99還是＄50.99？

- I certainly hope it's $14.99, Bob. - All right, he says $14.99,

- 我真心希望是＄14.99，巴布 - 好的，他說＄14.99

- and he is incorrect! - (incorrect buzzer and audience sigh)

- 他猜錯了！ -（答錯音效和觀眾嘆息聲）

- What? - Yes, this thing went for 51 dollars.

- 什麼？ - 是的，這個東西要51塊

- 51 dollars? And it was sold? - Plus shipping. Oh yeah,

- 51塊？還賣出去了？ - 還含運費，是的

somebody who was really into adult diapers. Baby diapers.

有人真的為成人尿布瘋狂，寶寶尿布

- Ooh, there's… eugh. - Okay, Link. Moving on to the

- 噢...這是...噁 - 好的，Link，繼續看下一件商品

- next item. If we could clear the prices. - Oh, wow. This is high functionality.

- 讓我們把剛剛的價錢拿掉 - 噢，哇，這真是高功能啊

It's just like the Price is Right. The Bone Throne: a chair made of

就像是「價格猜猜猜」，骨頭王座：一張由真的牛骨頭

real cow bones. This thing is 43 inches tall, 38 inches wide. It's made of

做成的椅子，這東西高43英吋、寬38英吋

real cow bones over a wooden chair, and it's impressive. I didn't say that.

用真的牛骨頭而非木頭做成，非常厲害，這句不是我說的

- (Stevie laughing) - The item description said that.

-（Stevie笑） - 是商品說明這樣寫的

- "And it's impressive." - "Everyone loves to sit in it,

- 「非常厲害」 - 「大家都愛坐在這上面

and so will you." So apparently multiple have sat in this thing and they love it.

而你也會」，所以有很多人坐過這張椅子，而且都很喜歡

It's made out of genuine cow bone, and I want you to guess the Buy It Now price.

這是用真正的牛骨做的，我要你猜猜立即購買的價格

But it's real cow bones over a wooden chair.

可是這是用真的牛骨頭，而不是木頭做的欸

This is pretty awesome. I'm thinking about buying it now.

Okay, But It Now is always the higher one. One thousand dollars, Bob.

OK，每次都是比較高的價格，我猜＄1000元，巴布

- Okay, Link… go for it. - Ready? (laughing)

- 好，Link...去吧 - 準備好了嗎？（笑）

- (incorrect buzzer and audience sigh) - Nope, $475. You can get this bone throne

-（錯誤音效和觀眾嘆息聲） - 不對，是＄475元，你可以用低於＄500元的價格

- for under 500 bucks! - Wow, that is a deal.

- 買到這張骨頭王座！ - 哇，很划算欸

I'm thinking about buying it. Moving on to...

- Ugly baby doll deformed demon puppet. - Eugh!

- 醜陋殘缺嬰兒娃娃惡魔布偶 - 噁！

Lifesize! This lifesize latex doll is the ugliest baby you have ever seen.

等身！這個等身乳膠娃娃是你看過最醜的寶寶

- It comes with its own blanky.  - Does it have a mustache?

- 隨商品付贈他的小毯毯 - 他有鬍子嗎？

Apparently, it had hair at one time but now the manufacturer has

顯然他曾經有頭髮過，可是現在製造商

taken the hair off. I don't know, it's weird because they show hair and

把頭髮都弄掉了，我不知道啦，這很詭異，因為他秀出有頭髮

no hair, but either way, it's a demon baby. And what I want you to guess is the

又沒頭髮，不管怎麼樣，這是個惡魔嬰兒，而我現在要你猜他的

- Buy It Now price. This could be yours. - Right, no one has bought this.

- 立即購買價格，這可能成為你的 - 好，沒有人買這個

- You can paste hair on there if you want. - So this is more about what they think

- 你想的話可以在這裡黏上頭髮 - 所以這是賣家認為他值的錢

it's worth, not what someone actually is willing to pay for it.

Yeah, this is Buy It Now. Going $39.99 or $100 dollars?

對啊，這是立即購買假，要選＄39.99還是＄100塊？

I think they're hoping to get 100 dollars for this. It ain't gonna happen...

我想他們應該會希望賣到100元，不過這不會發生...

- Okay. No! - (incorrect buzzer and audience sigh)

- OK，答錯了！ -（答錯音效和觀眾嘆息聲）

- 老天！ - 你很不會玩這個遊戲

I grew up watching the Price is Right with Miss Dean, my babysitter.

我從小都和我的保母Miss Dean一起看價格猜猜猜

- Okay, Link. All right. - And that hasn't helped.

- OK，Link，好 - 而那一點幫助都沒有

How about this? Unusual corked glass vial of moose poop, scat, droppings...

那這個如何？裝有麋鹿糞便、廢棄物、排泄物等等的不平凡的軟木塞玻璃瓶

- Oh, wow… - That's a lot of words for poop in a row.

- 噢，哇... - 真是一整大串表達糞便的詞

No smell! This is corked glass. It's a vial filled with moose poop.

沒有臭味！這是裝滿麋鹿糞便的軟木塞玻璃瓶

Does not smell when cork is removed. That's good. Use it for decoration,

就算拿掉軟木塞也不會有臭味，這樣很好，可以拿來當裝飾

of course, or make jewelry out of if. "Hey, baby. I love your poop necklace."

當然，或是拿來做首飾，「嘿寶貝，我喜歡你的大便項鍊」

- It actually says make jewelry out of it? - Yeah, these are like moose poop nuggets.

- 他上面真的寫可以拿來做首飾嗎？ - 對啊，這些就像麋鹿大便塊

$12.99 or 15 dollars to buy these moose turds now.

現在買這些麋鹿屎要＄12.99還是15塊

Well, either one: I'm in the market. This is affordable.

有兩種可能：我很懂這種東西，或我買得起

- Okay, yeah. - This is a tough guess. Um… $12.99.

- OK，好 - 這個很難猜，呃...＄12.99

- (correct dinging and audience cheering) - Yes!

-（答對音效和觀眾喝采聲） - 太棒了！

Link got one correct. All right, moving on to a mummified cat.

Link猜對一個，好的，接下來看看木乃伊化的貓

- Ooh, gross. - Slash taxidermy cat slash

- 噢，好噁 - 同時也是貓標本、

lab specimen slash horror slash oddity slash curiosity slash Killer Curio UK.

實驗室標本、恐怖的、詭異的、好奇的英國殺手珍品

- This is a genuine… - What's that around his neck?

- 這是真的... - 牠脖子那一圈東西是什麼？

Some sort of decorative… thing, like he… just went to a wedding.

類似裝飾的...東西，就像他去了一場婚禮

- Or he's royalty. - Like the cat's… The cat died

- 或是他是皇室貴族 - 這貓就像...這貓死於

- at a quinceañera or something? - Apparently according to the description,

成人禮之類的？ - 根據商品說明

this thing -- it's been 25 to 35 years since the death of the cat.

And just in case you were wondering, this cat is an ex-laboratory specimen