Uh... for the video?

We're gonna talk about where babies come from.

Do you know anything about intercourse?

So... um...

Today we're gonna talk about how babies are made and where they come from.

Would you like to know how babies are made?

Made of water. Humans are made of water.

I knew it.

Yah, that's true.

From God.

From God?

I thought it was because of God that sent us down into your stomach to be born.

Sperm, egg, collide, blah blah blah...

What do you mean "sperm, egg, collide"?

Where did you learn that from?

Nick, duh.

Who's Nick?

My brother.

And what did he tell you?

Bad stuff.

What makes me a man and what makes mom a woman?

Uh, you have bigger hands than her?

There's some kind of hole here like a igloo.

Oh, okay!

So Miles, you know that me and mamma are girls.

Yes.

Do you know...is there a specific body part that you know of?

The place between the mommy's legs.

Oh the "vangina", right?

The "Vangina"?

You know, it's called the vagina.

Ah!

Okay.

How do you pronounce it? Did I say it right?

It's called the vagina.

Vangina

Vagina

Vagina

Vagina

How do you say it?

How did your Tia Alice have her baby?

She came out of her butt.

Her butt?

Dose it come through the bottom? The butt?

It came out of her vagina.

That's weird.

So when two people are in love...

Don't say that again!

Okay. No more love.

Melody, when...two adults wanna have a child, they have to - Work together? - Have sex.

Work together?

Work together. Yes.

- I said, no more love. - No more love.

Aright, we're gonna use another word.

Mom and daddy hang out.

The woman has an egg.

An egg?

Yes.

The mom provides an egg and the dad provides his sperm.

Do you know where the sperm comes from?

Or where does it come out?

I don't know.

The sperm comes out of your penis.

And when he releases that fluid, when they are having sex, when they are making love, that makes a baby.

- I don't like that. - Okay.

I don't like that.

I don't like that!

And when that sperm comes out dad's penis into mom's body, then it makes.. sometimes it can make a baby.

- I did not know that. - You did not know that?

There is a lot of sperms floating around.

How...hmm...how does like..the penis get into it, the vagina?

We wanna talk about...it medically.

Like, Mom is a nurse.

I do not even know what that means.

And how does daddy give the sperm to mommy?

Uh...They have sex.

What?

I told you Nick told me a lot of stuff.

So mommy and daddy got together and we took off all our clothes.

And we got inside the blankets so we were really warm.

And then mommy and daddy did a special dance and there you were.

That's how you are made.

Oh my Gosh.

That is really... really... really no good.

If you took all your clothes off...

Do you see this pocket?

Yah.

Okay.

The pocket is the vagina.

Okay?

And in order to have a child, Daddy has to put his penis in the pocket.

Do you understand?

Ew...

So the penis goes into the vagina.

Ah! Uh...

That's really just disgusting, you know, or not?

This is uncomfortable?

Yes.

Yes. Sorry about that.

You're gonna look at the world a lot different now.