This one's bigger.

Boobs.

I knew it.

Oh, hi, I have boobs.

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And that's what I'd look like if I was pregnant.

What? Do I have a mustache?

When did that happen?

No, no, no.

What would I look like with straight-across bangs?

Yeah, that's good; that's a good one.

Is that gray?

Do I have wrinkles?

Oh, hi!

A little bit of purple.

Ooh, too much.

How am I not bald?

Maybe... maybe a little bit more.

Hair swirl.

Oohhh, I'm a ghost.

You like me, you really, really like me.

Let's get a little bit of soap on you.

I want to thank my mom and the Academy and my best friend Taylor.

♫ Boob-a-doob-a-boop-boop ♫

Whoa...

You know, I never thought I would have my own cooking show, but...

Ah, look where I am now.

Shirtless pic!

If you can't get organic ingredients, you might as well not be eating.

Oh, that's a good one; that should be... that should be your profile picture.

No.

No.

What?

What?

Yeeessss.

What?

What are you doing?

Living my best life.

Do you want a "Scandal"?

Yes!

10 points!

Aren't you cold?

Why do you think I'm wearing socks?

Fair enough.

Is this the one where there is a scandal?