Eat medicine that's out of date Use your private parts as Piranha bait

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie... So many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work

Teach yourself how to fly Eat a 2-week-old unrefridgerated pie

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie... so many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho killer inside Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride

Take your helmet off in outer space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie... so many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the internet

Eat a tube of super glue I wonder what's this red button do

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie... so many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a moose during hunting season... Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason...

Stand on the edge of a train station platform Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing

Run across the tracks between the platforms, they may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

Dumbest ways to die, the dumbest ways to die

Dumbest ways to die-ie-ie... So many dumb, so many dumb ways to die

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