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  • -68 and 7 is--

  • -I know I've been cold to you in the past.

  • But it's only so you wouldn't guess the truth.

  • -The truth?

  • -There's something I've been hiding since the day we met.

  • -Please say you're not Mr. McCauley?

  • -I've fallen in love with you.

  • I know it's wrong.

  • I'm the headmistresses, you're the owner--

  • but it feels so right.

  • Tell me if I'm being a fool.

  • -My heart was yours from the moment we met.

  • But I kept silent because I, too,

  • have a secret-- a terrible, terrible secret.

  • If I tell you, your love for me will die.

  • -I'm not scared of secrets, Mr. Count.

  • Or should I say-- Count Dracula.

  • -You know who I am, what I am?

  • -I want us to be together forever.

  • Bite me, my love.

  • Bite me.

  • [video rewind sound]

  • -This is a dream, isn't it?

  • You're about to bite me.

  • I call that a nightmare.

  • [cackles]

  • [knocking at the door]

  • -Have you finished the finance projections?

  • -Well, I-- I--

  • -Were you asleep?

  • -No, no, no.

  • Wide awake, wide awake.

  • -Well, I need those figures on my desk by morning.

  • -Chances of Ms. McCauley being secretly in love with me--

  • zero.

  • -I'm arresting you for criminal damage,

  • although I think your blind use of color

  • is a much graver crime.

  • -You really hate it that much?

  • -I could do it in pink, if that floats your boat.

  • -I prefer red myself.

  • But I'm all out of red.

  • Guess I'll just have to use blood instead.

  • -Stay back!

  • -Oh, watch out, everyone.

  • He's got a stake.

  • Oh, wait a second.

  • Panic over.

  • It's got a rounded end.

  • I'm arresting you on suspicion of being O positive.

  • You don't have to say anything, but it

  • is much more fun if you scream.

  • Easy.

  • Could have had my eye out.

  • We know the new rules-- no biting, no slaying.

  • Remember nothing.

  • Job done.

  • -I thought we agreed to play together nicely.

  • -Tell that to chopsticks there.

  • -He dusted one of my gang.

  • -I don't care who started it.

  • The Vampire High Council and the Slayers' Guild

  • have agreed a ceasefire.

  • Respect it.

  • You need food?

  • You go to the blood bank at Garside.

  • -You see biting, you report it.

  • Let's pretend this never happened.

  • From now on, you're going to be friends.

  • -I've got all the friends I need.

  • Let's go play somewhere else.

  • -He's trouble.

  • -And he's manic.

  • Flew into town a few weeks ago.

  • Street funds love him.

  • He's old school.

  • A biter.

  • -It's just a scratch.

  • You were lucky he missed the artery.

  • -Should be clean.

  • -I'll do a quick test back at the lab to be sure.

  • -So much for vampires and breathers living in peace.

  • More like rested in peace.

  • -It's working.

  • Biting and slaying are down.

  • Vampires have hunted breathers for thousands of years.

  • They're not going to change overnight.

  • Whose side are you on?

  • -Whose blood is that?

  • -A slayer.

  • She was bitten in a fight.

  • She's negative.

  • -Next time, this could be you.

  • You are risking too much.

  • -Don't report it.

  • -I'm chair of the Slayer's Guild.

  • I have to report it.

  • -You want this ceasefire to fall, don't you?

  • -Don't make this about me, Jonno.

  • I'm not the one biting innocent people.

  • -Take those out.

  • You look ridiculous.

  • AB negative.

  • -Just practicing.

  • Mouse is going to bite me any day now.

  • -Oh, dream on.

  • -B positive with a splash of cranberry!

  • -Renfield, this is a blood bank, not a cafe.

  • A [inaudible], negative.

  • -There's nothing wrong in tickling their taste buds

  • with a little sophis- tica- tion.

  • B positive with a cockroach frappe!

  • -Where is Dad?

  • He's supposed to be helping.

  • -Mouse is having to work late with Ms. McCauley.

  • -Work?

  • He doesn't know the meaning of the word.

  • Hey, off my counter!

  • Off!

  • Did I give you permission to stare

  • at the moon like a lovesick werewolf?

  • Go to the storeroom.

  • We're out of AB positive.

  • I don't remember ordering pizza delivery.

  • -Nice bike.

  • -They're serving the losers ready meals.

  • Next, they'll pulling out our fangs

  • and saying we don't need them anymore.

  • -What's your problem?

  • Aside from the poser bike and the fake leather jim-jams?

  • -That's real leather.

  • -That explains the smell.

  • I recommend a breathable fabric.

  • -Wanna come for a ride and get some blood the old school way?

  • -Breaking the ceasefire.

  • You're more stupid than you look, which is going some.

  • -It's never going to last.

  • Vampires are hunters, not house cats.

  • -You really are bad boy cliche.

  • What's next, a dragon tattoo?

  • -Interesting.

  • I haven't seen that symbol since I left the old country.

  • Do you know what it means?

  • -I read that vampires used to draw

  • it to mark out their territory.

  • -Quite the history buff, aren't we?

  • Of course, we each drew it differently,

  • otherwise it would have rather defeated the purpose.

  • I put mine inside a triangle, which, if think about it,

  • is made up of three thieves.

  • I was once young, arrogant, reckless.

  • It's like looking in a mirror.

  • -Thanks.

  • -So this is your territory, is it?

  • -No, I--

  • -Do you know what the V stands for?

  • -Vampire?

  • -Veni, vidi voro.

  • I came, I saw, I consumed.

  • [cackles]

  • -I'm just messing with you.

  • Go.

  • Go have fun, but not too much fun.

  • Remember, there's a ceasefire.

  • -Sounds like we need a new motto-- I came,

  • I saw, I co-existed.

  • -You're so easily impressed.

  • Do you trust Bertrand?

  • -Why?

  • -He tried to betray you.

  • -Well, keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

  • -Isn't it better to keep your friends close

  • and your enemies in a garlic pit?

  • -Look.

  • -Looks like fresh blood.

  • -He's hunting breathers.

  • -We need some bait to lure him out.

  • What do you prefer?

  • Brunettes, or redheads?

  • Dad?

  • -Bloody!

  • You see, I'm not the only one with a two-pronged attack.

  • You didn't seriously think I was going to play along, did you?

  • I've been having breathers for breakfast

  • for hundreds of years.

  • It's too late to change the menu.

  • -You didn't even try.

  • You're supposed be setting a good example.

  • -I am.

  • It's you that's letting the side down with all

  • this peaceful coexistence nonsense.

  • -Look at me and Vlad.

  • We prove it can work.

  • -You two are a joke.

  • Your relationship has no future.

  • What will you do when you're 100, hmm?

  • Vlad will still be young, and you'll barely have breath

  • to blow out your birthday candles.

  • Now bite her, and be done with it.

  • Then, you can be together forever.

  • -So why don't you take your own advice and bite Ms. McCauley?

  • -I have no interest in her.

  • Our relationship is strictly professional.

  • -You can lie to yourself if you want.

  • Just don't lie to me again.

  • You're either with me or against me.

  • What's it to be?

  • -The blood bags have all been slashed.

  • They're like claw marks.

  • Could be a werewolf.

  • -It wasn't me.

  • -Fangs can do that.

  • Could be a vampire.

  • -Still not me.

  • -You've got to ask yourself, who wants the blood bank to fail?

  • -Oh, well done, Ms. Scarlett.

  • It was the clowns in the cellar with the candlestick.

  • Why would I waste a perfectly good drop, hmm?

  • -Well, there's a clue to our culprit.

  • -Malik.

  • He's all talk and no fangs.

  • -I think you underestimate the boy.

  • He's got potential.

  • He's been a real troublemaker, but no, we don't want that,

  • do we?

  • No.

  • -We need more blood before sunset,

  • otherwise there'll be a feeding frenzy.

  • -Don't look at me.

  • I'm using all mine.

  • OK, fine.

  • Hook me up.

  • -Thanks.

  • I'll see what Jonno can find at the Slayer's Guild.

  • -Did you do those figures for me?

  • -Yes, Master.

  • -Are you sure these numbers add up?

  • -Are you sure these numbers add up?

  • -Yeah.

  • -Yeah.

  • -Oh, dear.

  • -A dog ate the finance letter.

  • -He snatched it out my hand, chewed it right up.

  • Most, most unfortunate.

  • -And that's the best excuse you could come up with?

  • I was going to say a half vampire, half werewolf mixed up

  • the numbers, but I-- I thought better of it.

  • -I'm trying to run a school here, your school,

  • as a professional establishment.

  • The students deserve better than this, and so do I.

  • [bell rings]

  • -But--

  • -It seems too obvious-- what if it wasn't Malik, but somebody

  • who wants to make it look like him?

  • -It's a simple tag, easy enough to copy.

  • Could have been anyone.

  • -What if it was the person who reported

  • the crime in first place?

  • -Bertrand?

  • -I need evidence.

  • I'm going to search his room.

  • -Be careful.

  • Don't want you getting hurt.

  • -Not possible.

  • A stake right here, and I'd live because you stole my heart.

  • Mmm.

  • -Really?

  • You're going with that one?

  • -Don't pretend it's not working.

  • -What am I going to do with you?

  • -Go make a list.

  • -Maybe your dad's right.

  • Maybe we shouldn't be together.

  • You're not going to feel the same

  • about me as watch me get old.

  • -Forget what he said.

  • We should live for today and not worry about tomorrow.

  • -Doing the whole room, or just that spot?

  • -It was you, not Malik.

  • -What happened to innocent until proven guilty?

  • -Exhibit A.

  • -I found it.

  • But why would I wreck the blood bank?

  • I'm on your side.

  • -Are you?

  • -You think I'd betray you?

  • -Wouldn't be the first time, would it?

  • -That was different.

  • I thought you'd chosen the wrong path.

  • -Then why do you still have this?

  • -To remember to never judge a book by its cover.

  • If you don't trust me, finish me now.

  • -I think there's been enough blood spilt for one day.

  • -Ms. McCauley.

  • -A strictly professional interest?

  • -Go choke on a garlic bulb, there's a dear.

  • -Interesting that we both think Vlad's plan is nonsense.

  • -Yes, it's mildly intriguing.

  • -What are we going to do about it?

  • -We?

  • -Vlad needs re-educating.

  • I thought, perhaps, we could keep it in the family.

  • -With our history of mutual loathing,

  • no one would suspect us working together.

  • -If we can't help Vlad find his evil side, no one can.

  • -Well, they do say blood is thicker than water.

  • Mmm.

  • -This won't be enough for tonight.

  • We'll have to water it down to make it go further.

  • -This is not a good idea.

  • -The vampires find out, it'll end badly for all of us.

  • -I don't want to be in the firing line

  • if it all kicks off.

  • Ryan, you can serve tonight.

  • -Good luck.

  • -You, too, Renfield.

  • -Can't you just get more?

  • Slayers have been donating 24/7 to the blood banks.

  • Maybe if you looked after a bit, you

  • wouldn't be in this situation.

  • -All right, I'm sorry.

  • This is my problem.

  • -If this place runs dry tonight and they hit the streets,

  • we've both got a problem.

  • -A negative.

  • -AB positive.

  • -O negative.

  • -Prime suspect returning to the scene of the crime.

  • Clever move.

  • -Unless he's innocent.

  • Leave this to me.

  • I'll loosen his lips.

  • -No.

  • I'll handle this.

  • I saw the blood by your tag.

  • You bit a breather.

  • -You got me.

  • Guilty as charged.

  • The streets are our home.

  • It's where we live, it's where we hunt.

  • It's not an easy thing you're asking us to do,

  • but we're here to give it a try.

  • -Stay away from breathers, and we don't have a problem.

  • -Just go in there.

  • -O negative.

  • What are you trying to pull?

  • This is diluted.

  • Would you drink this rubbish?

  • -No, no, I wouldn't.

  • -Why don't you join us?

  • -Lead the way.

  • -Ryan?

  • Get back to work.

  • Right now.

  • -You're not the boss of me.

  • Do your own dirty work.

  • -I made you.

  • I own you.

  • -You're not leaving.

  • -I came here in good faith.

  • You promised us blood, not this watered-down filth.

  • -We donated that blood.

  • -That explains the bitter aftertaste.

  • -You should be grateful for what you're given.

  • -You should be grateful you're alive.

  • -So should you.

  • -The council members are hearing reports of a blood shortage

  • at Garside.

  • -A temporary supply problem.

  • It's all sorted now.

  • -So the ceasefire isn't working?

  • -Your venture is failing.

  • -Vampires are using the blood banks and slayings are down.

  • That's a good thing, isn't it?

  • -They could be luring us into a trap.

  • -They get us to hang up our weapons.

  • -We lower our guard, lose our edge, and then bang!

  • -They wipe us out in a massive attack.

  • -You're being paranoid.

  • The slayers want this to work as much as we do.

  • -Vampires want the fighting to stop.

  • -Prove it.

  • -I want to see vampires and slayers

  • in the same room getting on.

  • -Doing what?

  • Karaoke?

  • -You choose the event.

  • We'll come and observe.

  • -You agreed what?

  • -A sporting event.

  • Vampires v. Slayers.

  • [laughs]

  • -Sport.

  • Vampires don't do sport.

  • Unless the next Olympics now include

  • synchronized bloodsucking.

  • -I just thought it'd be a good way

  • to get both sides into the same room

  • without wiping each other out.

  • -What about hide and seek?

  • We've both been playing that for centuries.

  • What?

  • I'm trying to be helpful.

  • -May I introduce Mina Van Helsing

  • from the Slayer's Guild?

  • -Ramanga, Vampire High Council.

  • -We meet at last.

  • -Well, I can see you two are going

  • to get on like a coffin on fire.

  • -Play nicely with the slayers, and I've

  • got 10 liters of pure blood with your name on it.

  • -And if we don't?

  • -I'll hand you to the Slayers' Guild myself.

  • -All right.

  • I want a good, clean game.

  • So hand over your weapons.

  • -We don't have any weapons.

  • -Don't give me that innocent look.

  • I know you're all carrying.

  • Thank you.

  • -Let's hope it's a draw.

  • -Let's hope it's football.

  • -Give me a V.

  • -V.

  • -Give me an A.

  • -A.

  • -Give me a break.

  • -Why are there no women on the Vampire High Council?

  • -Much like a slay, you always get straight to the point.

  • How are you, Ingrid?

  • -I'm happy.

  • But I'd be a lot happier with a seat on the Council.

  • -I have no doubt you'll find a way.

  • I only hope it's not my seat you're planning on taking.

  • -Whatever gave you that idea?

  • -They're cheating.

  • -No using your powers.

  • -We didn't.

  • We're just fast.

  • -It's not our fault if you can't keep up, old man.

  • -We've got spirit, we've got powers.

  • We can go like this for hours.

  • -There's nothing in the rules of football that

  • say you cannot turn into a bat.

  • -What are we doing?

  • Guys, guys, guys!

  • -Great match.

  • Although I thought the goal celebration

  • was a little excessive.

  • -This was a mistake.

  • -The match, or the ceasefire?

  • -I think we should stick to table football next time.

  • -I don't think there's going to be a next time.

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