there is a significant number of you americans out there, who seemingly

lack the ability to speak

or coherently write a simple sentence in your native tongue.

Now, while I do take a certain degree of pleasure in this

I feel it is my duty to correct you in some of the most common and ghastly errors

you Yankee-Doodle-Dummies

continue to make. This is Doctor Edward Richtofen

GRAMMAR NAZI!

One of the most telling signs of complete American incompetence

is improper usage of "They're," "Their" and "There." I find it absolutely enraging when one cannot

identify the simple difference between the uses

Let us begin, from the top. There is defined as the opposite of here,

or in that place. For example,

if you were to ask "Where is Dempsey?"

I would reply, "His stupid face is over there!"

"Their" is a possessive adjective, which appears before a noun

it demonstrates possession or that something belongs to them.

For instance if Dempsey, Takeo and Nikolai were suddenly surrounded by a horde of ravenous zombies, completely out of ammunition

with no escape in sight, I would say, "That is their problem, not mine."

Lastly, "They're" is a contraction

and it is used in place of "They are." As in...

They're slowly dying an agonizingly

painful death! Now, let's use all three in a sentence!

They're losing copious amounts of blood, as my

flesh-eating minions feast on their innards,

over there, beside that teddy bear! Ooh, that rhymed!

I'm a poet and I didn't even know it! (Giggles) This has been Doctor Edward Richtofen

GRAMMAR NAZI! Now, remember mein lieblings,

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