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- You have Valentine's Day this weekend.
- I do.
- And I need to ask you who you're celebrating with.
- Well, whatever you and Portia and I are doing.
- Oh, the three of us? - Yeah.
[laughter]
- I thought maybe-- - Again this year?
[laughter]
- What, I'm a third wheel now?
[both laughing]
- Like before, it was just the three of us,
and it was fine.
- No, we've never spent Valentine's Day together.
But I have plans with Georgia.
- Yeah? With your dog?
- Yeah, I'll take Georgia somewhere.
- How is your doggy? - She's the greatest.
- She's a cute dog. - She's so cute.
English black lab. She now--
audience: Aw. - Look at that.
- That's me trying to take a bite out of her or something.
[laughter]
Oh, my gosh, she's so cute. - She seems really good.
I'm so proud of you that you kept her.
- She's the greatest.
And she sleeps in the bed at the beginning of the night,
and then she gets bored
and just goes to her own little bed on the floor.
- Really? On her own? - Yeah, on her own.
- Oh, good for you. You're letting her on the bed?
- Yeah, she starts in the bed with me.
- Oh. Well, good for you. I'm so proud of you.
- [laughing] You look so--wait.
You look so, like, authentically amazed...
- I am. - That I committed to this.
- I mean, it took him so long to get a dog,
and I thought, first of all, you're not gonna keep it.
You don't know what a puppy is like.
'Cause it was a puppy. - Right.
- And when I went to your house and you still had her,
I was like, "Did you rent this dog..."
[laughter] "To have a dog at your house?"
Because-- I really am proud of you.
- Thank you. - Yeah.
She seems well-behaved and a good dog.
- It's crazy, isn't it? - How did you do that?
- I told you. I told you I could do it.
- I don't know how you did it.