get in the mood than our friend Kym Douglas?

As always, I didn't want to know what we're doing.

- Nope. - Because I like to be

surprised. - You do.

- You have a lot of ideas that are usually very creative.

- Yes, and I wanted to bring you all kinds of things

that could spice it up.

- Ah. Uh-huh. - Okay, so that's kind of scary

already. - Uh, yeah.

- Okay, so, Ellen, so now let's pretend

that we're ready and we're going on our date.

Okay? And the date is almost here--

- Yep. - No, wait, what?

- You and I are going on a date? - Oh, let's do!

- Okay, all right, okay. - Oh, I love that. Okay.

So, but you're gonna know everything,

but you're coming over, and I'm not quite ready,

and you cannot go out without your eye shadow.

- Oh. Yep. - Right?

So, what you want to do is,

"Ellen's gonna be there. Oh, my gosh, it's going late."

So, I usually would do this with a mirror,

so will you be my mirror?

- Uh-huh. - This is called Eye Majic,

with a J. - Uh-huh.

- And what you do-- it's like press-on shadow.

- So you don't have to put a shadow on?

- No! - It just like--

like a temporary tattoo or something.

- Watch. Where, right here?

- Yeah, about right there. - Okay, right here.

And then you just press it. You guys, watch.

- Uh-huh, right. - Ellen, press and go.

- Oh. - Let's go.

- Oh, I see. - Did it go?

And then--oh, and then you want to blend it.

So you're not gonna go out like this, of course.

- Right, no. - So you just blend it,

and you're all ready to go. - Looking good.

- Okay, Ellen.

I love to bedazzle.

- Uh-huh. - You know I love sparkles

and everything, and so... - Right.

- It's time for your jewelry. - Uh-oh.

- And you want to put your jewelry on.

You guys, I bedazzle everything.

- I can imagine.

- This is bedazzles the girls.

- Uh-huh. - So you have a secret.

You have, like, a little, like...

Oh, my Gosh.

They're all bedazzled right now.

You have a crazy audience.

[applause]

- All right, so you put that on

and then you put the bra on top of that and it's--

- Yeah, yes, yes. - That's very...

- Itchy. - Okay.

- A little itchy, but that's okay.

All right, so Ellen, this is really good.

- Yeah. - So now we're in

the jewelry arena, right? - Uh-huh.

- So I want to wear some really nice jewelry.

- Uh-huh. - Look, a secret.

You're gonna scream. This is a necklace.

- Uh-huh. - It's by...

I think it's called Crave.

And it's a--ready for this?

You're gonna absolutely scream.

So you got your necklace on. - Right.

- We're sitting at dinner. - Mm-hmm.

[vibrating]

- It's vibrate.

Just give me your finger. Feel it.

Feel it, just feel this.

Ellen.

Oh, my Gosh! It's vibrating.

And there's another-- so, the whole time,

you're at dinner, you guys, and guess what?

It's like, things are, like, exciting.

Oh, my God.

I love to do studies. You know that, right?

- Uh-huh. Yep.

- So, I went to the Chicago Taste and Smell Institute.

- Uh. - Thank you.

And...they said--

[laughter]

And they said-- - Try it.

- Hello. And they said, according to...

[cheers and applause]

And they said,

according to their research...

[laughter]

Um, men...okay--

Aah!

[laughter]

Um...men, they get a 40% increase

in penile blood flow...

- What? - Isn't that amazing?

- Yeah. - So, a 40% increase.

That's a lot. All right, Ellen,

now this is fun. - Yeah.

- So now, we're home, everything's so fun,

and I'm tired of being Kym.

I'm just tired of it.

So, why don't--in one second,

Bangs to Go.

Get it?

[laughter]

Hi, Ellen.

I'm Natasha.

[applause]

Now...now you say,

"You know what, Kym, I don't like Natasha."

Now, Ellen, Bangs to Go...

I'm Olga.

Hi, Ellen. - Wow.

All right. - Do you love it?

Okay, that's so good. - Yeah.

- Now, Ellen, last but not least,

do you know there's a movie coming out

called "50 Shades of Grey?"

- Have not heard of it.

- No.

[cheers and applause]

Oh, this is a crazy group.

Ellen, this is called--

I like to bring you all the things that are on the cuff.

- Uh-huh.

- And what I thought is--

this is called restraint tape.

- Mm-hmm. - And I wanted to--

where is Andy? - Andy?

- I need Andy. - Come here.

- Andy!

Andy, come here just for a second.

Put your hands together.

This is just kind of fun.

Like, let's play a game, you know?

[laughter]

And you just do this.

It doesn't hurt. This is all really nice and fun.

And you're light and breezy and easy.

- Mm-hmm. - Oh, wait,

I lost my little thing. - We're running out of time.

- Where--oh, my gosh. And you know what?

Andy, now, the next thing-- oh, that's so good.

Now the next thing.

Ellen, what about a little hot wax on Andy?

- Yes. Hot wax.

- Let's do some hot wax on Andy.

This is a little hot, Andy. It's not gonna hurt.

- [muffled scream]

- Look, no, it's not hot.

You guys, it never gets hot.

Isn't that great, Andy?

Don't you love it?

It's so fun.

- [muffled]

- What are you saying, Andy? I don't even hear you.

- Are we out of time? - [muffled]

- I think we're out of time, but isn't this great?

And it never gets that hot.

- [muffled] - All right.

- Ellen, you look so pretty.

- I know. - I love it.

- All right. - Happy Valentine's Day,

you guys. - Andy!

[cheers and applause]