Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles OK, everyone, gather around, because it is present time. How To Pretend You Like That Shitty Gift State What It Is Oh, oh... Whiskey stones... You got me whiskey stones. Say "I Don't Have This" Oh... OK, yeah... I don't have this. Or "I've always wanted one" I've always wanted this. I've always wanted... Whiskey stones. Focus On How It Works Cool, so it goes, like, in the whiskey, and it... and it makes it colder. Cool, so it's like ice that you have to wash. Overcompensate Oh, wow, that is good! That is good. I love this. I... I drink so much whiskey it's... it's a problem. Now it's... now it's a cold problem, right? Use Adjectives You Don't Normally Use Rad.... Tight.... Put It On Other People - Whiskey stones! - Oh, wow! Whiskey stones! Insult Yourself Oh, I don't deserve this. No, really, one time I hit someone with my car... and just kept going. I mean, I checked the papers the next day. There weren't reports of anything but... still. I can't accept this. Whiskey stones... Cry ... were my father's favorite. Nod A Lot Whiskey stones. Whiskey stones. It's Whiskey stones. Hide Your Reaction With The Gift Whiskey stones! Say "Wow" And Look At It From Different Angles Wow, cool! Very... wow! Compliment It What a unique and personal gift! Truly, the most unique, the most personal. What could demonstrate a more intimate knowledge of who I am than these... whiskey stones? Merry Christmas. No one wants whiskey stones. Hi, I'm Emily from College Humor. If you liked that, click here for more videos, here to subscribe. Or click me to see what I look like without photoshop. Just kidding. It's the same. I woke up like this. Also, I'm wearing makeup and a push-up bra and a wig.
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