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  • When I die, I want to be stuffed and turned

  • into a robot on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.

  • You cannot actually do that.

  • But there are some other awesome things

  • you can do with your own dead body.

  • Anthony here for D News, and why just get buried.

  • That is boring.

  • And also as the population grows and land becomes more valuable,

  • getting buried in a cemetery is just sort of wasteful.

  • There just isn't space for them.

  • About 76 million Americans will hit life expectancy

  • in the next 10 years, and it's going

  • to take a space the size of Las Vegas to bury them all.

  • There is not room for this kind of stuff.

  • Even in countries like England, where 70% of the population

  • is cremated, things are getting tight.

  • Plus, the human body is full of all kinds

  • of amazing useful things, so as a public service,

  • here are the coolest things you can do with your body

  • instead of burying it.

  • You've got a lot of carbon in you.

  • All living things do.

  • You just so happen to be about 18% to 24% carbon.

  • So why not get yourself turned into a diamond?

  • A company like LifeGem will use chemicals

  • to extract the carbon from your ashes, turn it into graphite,

  • and then throw it into a chamber that mimics the intense heat

  • and pressure at the center of the Earth.

  • And in a couple weeks, boom!

  • You're a precious gem.

  • I mean, as far as I'm concerned, you already were.

  • But now you are literally.

  • So what now?

  • Well, you could be the ghost inside

  • of a haunted ring, which is cool.

  • Or you could potentially be part of an nanoscopic MRI

  • or a quantum computer.

  • UC Santa Barbara researchers think

  • that sheets of synthetic diamonds patterned

  • with nitrogen atoms could make computers about a million times

  • more efficient than silicon.

  • And the atomic impurities of them

  • might make them the perfect candidate

  • to be the building block of tiny magnetic field detectors which

  • could be injected into the human body

  • to allow us more precise medical scans than ever.

  • So just get yourself turned into a pile of diamonds,

  • and send yourself to the nearest college.

  • Does that sound too pedestrian, too useful?

  • How about just shooting your ashes into space?

  • For $2,000, Elysium Space will launch a vial of your cremated

  • remains off into the final frontier.

  • The company was founded by an ex-NASA employee,

  • and the cost includes a mobile app

  • that will let your loved ones track

  • your endless voyage to the stars.

  • But if you want to stay closer to home,

  • rival company Celestis will put you

  • on a satellite orbiting the earth for $5,000.

  • Now some of you might be saying, wait,

  • if we are trying to save the Earth's resources,

  • why are we buying into something that takes as much energy

  • as a spacecraft launch?

  • To which I say, "Spaaaace!" [FADES AWAY]

  • But if you're looking to be carbon neutral even in death,

  • maybe you want to die in Sweden, specifically Halmstad, Sweden.

  • When locals wondered about the pollution

  • from the town's crematorium, city officials

  • came up with a plan.

  • Using the furnace from the crematorium

  • to power homes in the town.

  • Just a tiny, adorable, little power plant run on dead people.

  • One last way for your Nissan LEAF-driving friends

  • to show their superiority to you before they

  • go into the great beyond.

  • By the way, my idea of being stuffed, that is not legal.

  • But you can be mummified, though a sarcophagus

  • is going to take up much more space than a coffin.

  • The lovely people of Summum will do it for you

  • for the sum of $67,000.

  • You know, you would think for that much money,

  • they can afford a better website.

  • I am still undecided, other than being an organ donor.

  • What do you want to do with your body when you die?

  • Let me know down below.

  • You can also check out a link to an article from the Discovery

  • News blog with even more ideas for dead bodies.

When I die, I want to be stuffed and turned

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