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- Jack in the Box has the best breakfast.

- McDonald's.

- McDonald's all day, every day.

- Everything is nicely layered,

and clearly processed.

- This is like a breakfast sandwich

you get in middle school.

- This croissant is on point.

- That's a good breakfast sandwich.

- Everything's got the right textures,

but the flavor's just not there.

- This one looks like the eggs are so fake.

- Is this steak sausage?

This sausage is amazing.

- This is too much bread.

I don't appreciate this.

- Oh, I'm lovin' this.

Every bite I take is better than the last one.

- This one has to be McDonald's.

- That one's McDonald's.

- Mm,mm,mm, mm.

- It smells like alcohol and pancakes.

- Nope, never mind, it's not McDonald's.

- Not McDonald's.

- Uh-uh.

- Good presentation.

- I don't wanna look at the meat.

- There's very little cheese.

- There's no cheese.

- No, that's the worst one yet.

- Yeah.

- This is the worst smelling one by far.

- Yeah, this smells like McDonald's.

- This cheese, it just looks like Frankenstein cheese.

It looks orange.

- McDonald's is symmetrical.

You can tell McDonald's cuz it's like very

clearly made by machines.

- It's not great.

It's pretty good.

- This tastes like America.

- If this is McDonald's

I'm really disappointed in McDonald's.

- Yeah, this would only be like if I was free,

and if there wasn't a banana around.

- Oh my gosh.

- They're not skimping on the bread.

That's for sure. - [man on right] No.

- Why is this sausage so dark?

- Oh my God, squeeze it.

- Yeah, this biscuit feels great.

- It tastes home made.

It tastes like my grandma's biscuits.

- Bread's drowning out the rest of this.

- If they fix their bun to meat ratio

you've got a winner.

- Everything came off clean

except for the cheese left a little bit of residue.

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- This egg looks real real.

- Look like it was made on a griddle.

- Everything has butter in it.

It's amazing.

- This is good.

It's really like the most mild in flavor.

- I don't like the egg,

but it's so easy to just whip it off,

and throw it out the window.

- This has to be McDonald's.

It has to be.

- Overall I choose this one. (bell ring)

(bell ring)

- Jack in the box. (bell ring)

- It's delicious.

- Yeah, Jack in the Box is so good.

- That one (bell ring) is still my favorite.

- This one (bell ring) was my favorite.

It was so good y'all.

Who's this?

- [Voiceover] Jack in the Box.

- Ahh.

- So that was Jack in the Box.

- I knew it.

I called it from the beginning.

This is like Ryan Gosling, and this is George Clooney.

This one's just like a little bit more like sophisticated.

It's a lot better.

- What's this one?

- That's just--

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- That's Pee Wee Herman right there.