one of our new favorite games.

It's called Cards Against Humanity.

Here's how it works: I've picked a category,

you have to pick the card that's in your hand

that best completes the thought.

I'll pick the answer that I think is best.

If I pick your card, you get a point,

and the person with the most points wins...

nothing, but you'll win. [laughter]

There's absolutely no gift. Um, all right.

Let's see what the first one is.

"I get by with a little help from..."

[suspenseful music]

And then you put them up on there.

- Okay. - And you can mix them up,

so I don't know whose is who.

- Oh, God!

[all chatting indistinctly] - Ready?

Okay? All right.

"I get by with a little help from..."

First one is:

"My sex life."

[laughter]

"Bill Nye the Science Guy."

[laughter] [cheers]

"The Chinese gymnastics team."

[laughter]

"Batman." [cheers]

And "tasteful sideboob."

[laughter and applause]

[laughter]

Uh...

This is a tough one. I'm gonna--

I'm gonna pick the "Bill Nye the Science Guy."

[cheers and applause]

[bell dings]

It's hard to say who's who. I was gonna guess, but...

- That's a game in itself. - All right.

The next one is...

"I got 99 problems but blank ain't one."

[laughter]

[suspenseful music]

- [giggles]

[squeals]

- Good?

All right. "Got 99 problems but"...

"A tiny horse" ain't one.

[laughter]

Already I think that's the winner.

"Judge Judy" ain't one.

[laughter]

"Balls" ain't one.

[laughter and applause] - Who did that?

You did that, Chord.

[laughter]

"Inappropriate yodeling" ain't one.

"Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II."

- No, I wish that was mine. - Oh.

I'm gonna say-- oh, "balls" is gonna win.

[cheers and applause] - "Balls."

- "Balls" is gonna win! [bell dings]

- Oh, my God!

[applause]

- Although I really like the tiny horse!

- Who did "a tiny horse"? - That was mine.

- Oh... - It's okay.

- Let's see the next one.

"What's my secret power?"

[suspenseful music]

[laughter]

[louder laughter]

[indistinct chatting]

- All right.

"What's my secret power?"

"Powerful thighs."

- Ooh! [laughter]

- Always good.

"Seeing Grandma naked."

[laughter]

"Pretending to care."

[loud laughter]

- I've heard that's-- I've heard that's a good one.

"Licking things to claim them as your own."

[laughter]

"Waiting till marriage."

[laughter]

I think "pretending to care"! - Yeah!

You won! - Oh, good job, Lea.

- Thank you. - Good job, good job.

[applause]

- Aw, they're all good. That was good, though.

All right, the next one is:

"What are my parents hiding from me?"

[laughter] [suspenseful music]

[suspenseful music]

[indistinct chatting]

- Oh, are you thinking placing is what's getting you

the right answers, is that your trick?

- No, I just wanted the... - Proper placement?

- [indistinct] space.

- "What are my parents hiding from me?"

"The milkman."

[laughter]

- "Women in yogurt commercials."

[laughter]

"The Amish."

[laughter]

"Children on leashes."

[loud laughter]

"Full frontal nudity." [laughter and reaction]

And the winner is "full frontal nudity."

- Yes!

[cheers and applause] [bell dings]

I am back in this game!

- It's rigged. - I am coming for you, Chord.

- That's how you play that game,

and we'll be right back, everybody.